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"Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
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08-12-06, 11:11 PM (EST)
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"Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
It has come to our attention that the android formerly known as ChenBot 7.0 has indeed been experiencing some major glitches.

We at CBS will be issuing a patch soon, but at the moment regret that we can no longer guarantee any servicable function of the ChenBot 7.0.

If anyone is interested in the job please reply to:

I Wannabe A Hosting Fembot.
c/o HamsterPatrol
CBS Habitrail
Hollyweird, CAca.
06660

____________________________________

I'd like to lodge another complaint!

Why are you purposely make this difficult on me?!

I deserve an HOH or a POV! Moreso than Janelle or Chicken George do, that's for sure!

Waaaa...... I want my bottle!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 vince3 08-13-06 1
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 kingfish 08-13-06 2
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Das Mole 08-13-06 3
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 vince3 08-13-06 4
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 vince3 08-14-06 5
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 FlamingCactusIT 08-14-06 6
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 ginger 08-14-06 7
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Estee 08-14-06 8
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Das Mole 08-14-06 9
           RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Estee 08-14-06 10
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 nailbone 08-14-06 11
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Das Mole 08-16-06 12
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 newsomewayne 08-16-06 13
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 ARnutz 08-25-06 20
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 kingfish 08-18-06 14
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 Das Mole 08-18-06 15
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 kingfish 08-19-06 16
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 kingfish 08-21-06 17
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 kingfish 08-25-06 18
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6 tribephyl 08-25-06 19

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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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08-13-06, 00:19 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Since the King has been crowned, with the lump to prove it, I'm back to the pre-show sig.

*sigh* James, I wish a quick and speedy eviction on your lying, deceitful, a$$! (Better yet, I wish you to be the first sequestered, and they put the rest in another house! LOL)

Hamster Patrol, maybe you need a male host from now on? I can't do much worse than the ChenBot, can I? Either that or at least consider me to join Gretchen on House Calls?


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08-13-06, 01:03 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
That ol' Coup D' Etat thang?

I don't know what them clues mean, but I know I wouldn't need no Jack shack with that purty little thang with the pink bow hanging around!!


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08-13-06, 02:34 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Yes!! My first HoH!

I'm so excited to see what my nominations are tonight...

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...Oy vey.

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08-13-06, 06:41 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-06 AT 06:45 PM (EST)

will repost after 11:00pm

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08-14-06, 00:22 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Only because it truly belongs here, I have a message for the hamsters courtesy of the Kingfish flying service, found in Friday's feeds.......


Janie, Get Rid Of James. Love Kaysar


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08-14-06, 00:47 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
From the same brilliant mind that brought you "You are expected to expect the unexpected"... 2 new host bots!

Introducing: Davina Droid 7.0

and Introducing: Gretel Gadget 6.0

Bee boo bop beep.

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08-14-06, 12:18 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Maybe Will could fix her. Will can do pretty much anything, you know. Wait, what's this knife doing wedged between my shoulder blades? James, help me pull this thing out, willya?

Oh, and me for Prom Queen!


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08-14-06, 12:34 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-06 AT 12:35 PM (EST)

It's amazing what you can learn from watching the live feeds. Until this week, I never knew Janelle was second-in-command for al-Qaeda.

(Lies are truth, this I know, because Marcellas tells me so.)

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08-14-06, 01:26 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Ivette, I wish you were in the house. Then you could have gone Cuban on the producers' asses after they took away my HoH.

Actually...would you mind sneaking into their offices? I'll rub my foot on your crotch just like I did with Boogie as a favor.


Oy vey.

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08-14-06, 01:30 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
The last time I went Cuban on someone, David Stern fined me $500,000. The case goes to court in November.

And -- no. No, no, and no, plus eeeuuuwww! I don't want that foot anywhere near me. I know where it's been.

(Feet that touch Boogie's shall never touch anything of mine. Yuck!)

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11. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-06 AT 02:03 PM (EST)

Just toss ol' Chenbot in here. But wait till James is in here with Danielle, and maybe Marcellus. That'll take care of three or four problems at once.

Come here, sweet Janie. Let me massage away all your troubles.


Holey carp! My blog! MySpace!
Official OT Tassel Adjuster and OT Fantasy Football Champ! o-

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08-16-06, 09:22 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
So I went from Kaysar to Boogie...what can I say, I just find Boogie to be sooooooo attractive. He is the finest male specimen anybody could ever witness in their entire life.

He is so blindingly hot, I'm blinded by his hotness, much like Dana apparently was by Justin back in BB4.

...

Oh who the hell am I kidding. I'd rather bang Jack than Boogie. It's all strategy. I must be lying about these alleged "feelings", right?


Oy vey.

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08-16-06, 09:41 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-06 AT 09:41 AM (EST)

So what am I? A fat lump of pudding? Wait, don't answer that.


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08-25-06, 07:47 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Nooooo!!! Oh my gawd! This is my own personal hell!



This time? I will use the Veto on myself! I'm not gonna fall for that again!

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08-18-06, 02:32 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Erica, the Lab reports are back, and your Foot Fungus IS contageous. Do not touch anyone anywhere with your feet.
Dr. Phootphetish

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15. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
What about Julie?


Oy vey.

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08-19-06, 10:20 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
PS: The Foot Fungus won't spread to chenbot crotches.
And who would care anyway?

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08-21-06, 03:44 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
Booger, It ain't over yet, you got to come out someday. I'm waiting for you buddy...... Big Boy Howie.


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08-25-06, 06:57 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
HELLO (hello...hello.. hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?

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08-25-06, 07:30 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 6"
What?! Davina and or Gretchen didn't show up to start the Bashing?!

Arrrghh!


Sorry, I'll get Julie back online and start a new thread soon.

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