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"Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
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08-04-06, 05:20 PM (EST)
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"Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
Welcome back to the island!

When we last left you, Scott was treating his 4 horsemen for the apocolypse.
But first, why does Toni hate Mike so much?

So Janelle. Did George use the power of hairdo to influence the cards on the river?

Good morning Britney! ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee ...scritchhhht... orning britneeeee

*productatorial kick to the side of the head*

And we're black!

How did America vote? Well find out (long pause) ... okay houseguests please go to the diary room for the next HOH competition.

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 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 Estee 08-04-06 1
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 oasisfan1994 08-04-06 2
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 Estee 08-04-06 3
 Weird Al stole my bit survivorscott 08-06-06 4
 *Insert Chip* ReeebooooError! foonermints 08-07-06 5
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 Das Mole 08-07-06 6
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 kingfish 08-07-06 7
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 kingfish 08-08-06 8
 RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 newsomewayne 08-09-06 9
   RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 Das Mole 08-09-06 10
       RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5 FlamingCactusIT 08-09-06 11

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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings
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08-04-06, 06:52 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
Quick, someone ask her if I'm a contestant this season! I bet I can get into the house four weeks late!

Or maybe I should wait a fifth week, just to see if I've got a chance at a Marcellas-free game. For some reason, I've had my fill of black bald gay men with revenge hangups. I wish I could remember why.

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08-04-06, 08:10 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
I knew it. Janelle you are a fat b!tch. You couldn't leave me alone until sequester? I have no where to go, no job. What am I supposed to do now. Screw all of you (exept Will, the only one with balls to keep me in). I will have my revenge, mark my words.

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08-04-06, 08:16 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
...when did I become a blonde?

Teach me to fall asleep on the couch when Tushie's in one of her moods.


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08-06-06, 07:52 PM (EST)
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4. "Weird Al stole my bit"
So here I am sitting around being Will's B!t{h when I find out some other goofy white boy stole my bit. No not jamie Kennedy, that lawsuit is still pending. Almost down to his little catch phrase:

Straight out of Lynwood? not to be confuse with the great name Survivorscott gave me "Glendale's Most Wanted" What's the parody man going to do next? wear a t-shirt that says "The two"

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08-07-06, 01:27 AM (EST)
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5. "*Insert Chip* ReeebooooError!"
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08-07-06, 09:32 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
First key in the box again?

So I go from first key, to no key, to first key again. Has anybody ever had this problem before?


Oy vey.

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08-07-06, 10:19 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
Attn Gorgeous Janelle - American loves you! - I love you! - Marry me! Please toss panties over wall! Iíll return them later!


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08-08-06, 08:49 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
Slop Sale at Big George's Emporium!
Remember our slogan, 'Smelly Farts-R-Us'.

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08-09-06, 12:22 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
I'm about to starve. Let's see what there is to eat in this place.

*grabs mayo, mustard, ham, bologna, turkey, lettuce, tomato, sausage, roast beef, peppers, onion, olives, bacon, pepperoni (not the dog), egg salad, pickles, and bread*

*makes Dagwood sandwich*

Mmmmmmmm that was a good snack. Wonder what George is makin' for dinner?

Do I look fat in this sigpic?

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08-09-06, 12:32 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
I'm about to starve, too! I have to eat something...

*Devours a lettuce leaf*

Phew, I'm all stuffed.


Oy vey.

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08-09-06, 02:19 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the BBAStard: Week 5"
A margarita party eh? I have just the outfit!

How do I look? What do you mean this isn't the set for Last Comic Standing?!

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