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D listers at best. I used your order - my order has them all tied for last.
Like BB Celebrity 1, these people won't be memorable even in hindsight.
1. Ricky - Heard of him, but D-lister for sure. Never known for his perceptiveness. As unfair as it is for Marijuana to be on the list of substances banned in the NFL, still, if it is banned, and if using it will damage a multi-million dollar career, you just don't do it. Don't take that toke, my friend, pass it over to me. Ricky, you are a dumb dumb wanna-be mystic D-lister.
2. Lolo - Know the name, apparently a summer Olympics medal winner. D-lister. Thinks flipping off the HOH puts one on the road to success? Then resents it when she hears that she might be on the block? I kinda like her feisty attitude, but she's way too sensitive for this game. Great name, though. Lolo!
3. Tom - The unfunny comic. Heard the name, Podcast guy? Blog guy? D-Lister. Keeps trying to force humor, but it just falls flat. King of the wide-eyed punch line.
4. Kato - Z-lister. 25 years (or so) ago Kato was living in an apartment on OJ Simpson's Bellaire property when OJ murdered Nicole Brown. Because of this, he's a celebrity? If there's anybody on the show that tries harder to be humorous and falls flatter than Tom, it's Kato.
5. Natalie - Wrestler - Fringe character in a background sport. If Tom is a D-lister, she's about a XXX (heh heh, in my dreams). She does add a certain something to the show though, I just can't put my finger on them. I hope she lasts a while, because I need to figure out what the things are that I can't put my fingers on.
6. Ryan - This kid was born to swim. Through water. Life, on the other hand had proven difficult for him to navigate. Dumb Jock but does come closer than most of the others to being an actual Celebrity. Still, D-Lister. You want a real celebrity? Get Phelps (good luck tempting him with $250,000 less taxes though). Has a less grating personality than most of the others and seems to not take the game too seriously.
7. Dina - Ex-manager/mother to a self-destructive B-grade ex-Disney kleptomaniac movie star. Very D-listerish. How did they come up with this lady? Obviously, Meryl's mom was busy.
8. Tamar - ...is famous, why? Zero-lister. A very irritating no-lister. Thank God for the fast forward button. Someone (Tom?) proposed that they ought to keep the weakest players and focus on voting off the stronger players. Which means that Tamar might last a while. So, those that can stand to stay with the show are destined for a month in the depths of BB-Hell.
9. Kandi - Come on! This was a random pick of someone whot just happened to be walking past the studios on casting day, right? If living in LA or Atlanta automatically qualifies someone for some sort of celebrity listing, well, that would be where Kandi fits in. In contrast to the other houseguests, however, she seems to be a genuine person. Who knew the streets of LA or Atlanta could contain nice people.
10 - Joey - Supporting cast member of a 1/2 hour semi-successful almost entertaining sitcom in the early 90's who gained what fame he had at the time by saying "Wow". His catch phrase was "Wow". 30 (or so) years ago. "Wow!" Tell me that he isn't the personification of a failed, faded, wannabe D-Lister.
11. Jonathan - Another no-lister. I have no idea who this guy is or why he would be considered a celebrity, other than he has a nice smile and is pretty glib.
12. The Mooch - Hedge fund manager. A Trump mouthpiece for 10 days, but sadly, he couldn't control his mouth. A necessary talent for a mouthpiece. A short guy who overcompensates by using foul language. He might qualify as an idiotic celebrity. But his role as a pointless presence (thanks for that, Michel) was appropriate.
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