"Predict the carnage."
She would make Kathy Bates character in "Misery" look like Mary Poppins.
Although McCrea may have an out.
I don't believe this is a "spoiler" because a friend of mine says she heard/saw this a few weeks ago. It must have been on BBAD because I don't recall this on the regular telecasts, but here goes:
Ho-manda made it clear when chatting with other HGs that the "man-in-her-life" will need to bring home more than the bacon...make that the whole butcher shop to the tune of 200K a year to keep her satisfied.
As a "numbers" man by profession, let me do some quick math:
Assuming McCrea gets tipped $1.00 for every pizza he delivers; I know that's a generous tip, but this is for discussion purposes (and it also makes the arithmetic easier.)
He would need to work 20 hours a day EVERY DAY of the year without a day off AND have to deliver over 27 pizzas each hour to earn the 200K @ year his showmance mate requires.
Quite honestly, I think there's a better chance of Helen leaving her husband and kids to run off and marry Andy.
Even if McCrea can pull off a victory this season and win the grand prize (500K) that would only keep Ho-manda in his bed for 2 1/2 years (or actually just a little over a year after taxes.)