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"Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice."
Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 10:46 AM (EST)
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"Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
Let's see...Not yet another repetition of 'But first'. Not Rachel in confessional. Not Danielle on one of her 'Only I am allowed to be the least bit cruel to anyone and no one is permitted to retaliate' entitlement jags. Not Kalia saying anything at all. (This one was just barely.) How about the sound of viewers switching channels because it was less painful to come back and see who won Veto five minutes later? Does that count if you're a CBS executive? Go ahead, Endemol. Keep making the season worse. And pray your host never gets divorced.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 11:06 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
(Singing): Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!
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08-25-11, 11:25 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
I couldn't understand a thing he/she/it was saying. I miss Vince; he would have interpreted for me.
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Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 11:41 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
I missed about a third of it: the words were so high-pitched that some of them just stayed at screech level without letting letters emerge. Some of what I did catch: Jordan: Jeff hasn't asked you to marry him because he knows how bad you are at answering questions. (Jordan's DR response: "Wait, what?") Rachel: Every other word out of your mouth is the F word -- fiancee'. Shelly: Do you know what they call someone who's that into hunting, fishing, and smoking? A dude.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-25-11, 12:44 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-25-11 AT 12:46 PM (EST)Here's a BuddyTV link to most of them. I'm deaf in the high frequency ranges, relying on lipreading to pick up sounds like 's', 'f' 'th', 'ch', 'sh', etc., so I had almost no clue what Zingbot was saying. The Zingbot's Ssecond-Best Zing: "Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn't proposed yet is because he knows you're terrible at answering questions." The Meanest Zingbot Zing: "Daniele, do you own a car? Or do you still prefer to just rid your daddy's coattails?" The Zingbot's Worst Zing: "Kalia, you write a sex blog, but you seem to be an expert on the things done after sex. Like sleeping." The Zingbot's Second-Worst Zing "Adam, good call shaving your beard. I don't think your girlfriend realized she was dating Uncle Fester." The Zingbot's Lamest Zing: "Shelly, what do you call someone who likes to smoke, hunt and fish? A dude." The Zingbot's Second-Lamest Zing "Rachel, every other word out of your mouth is the 'F' word. Fiancee, fiancee." The Zingbot's Most Dated Zing: "1995 called. They want their soul patch back." (To Jeff, which isn't cool since I also have a soul patch and love it.)
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-11, 01:34 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
Thanks for the link.
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samboohoo 17075 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-11, 09:34 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
Dani: Do you own a car yet? Or are you still riding around on your dad's coattails?Porsche: It was something about a car I thought and a reference to her "trunk." Adam: Something about shaving and looking like Uncle Fester. Kalia: You write a sex blog, but you seem to be more of an expert at the after-sex activity, sleeping. I can't remember Jeff's.  Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie
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michel 10812 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-11, 01:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
The one for Porsche was; Porsche, shouldn't you be named after a car that has a roomier trunk?! LOL!
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Round Robin 2243 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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08-26-11, 00:53 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Sounds more irritating than the Zingbot's voice." |
I don't think Endemol has jack $h!t to worry about regarding Chenbot getting divorced. She'd never file for one because she'd lose too many hosting gigs on SeeBS.
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