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"Prepare for the worst-case scenario --"
Estee 55193 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-07-07, 09:36 AM (EST)
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"Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" |
-- by writing the winner's victory speech.I think we're going to be stuck with Daniele -- so after a lot of thought and multiple pauses to let the nausea die down to a background level, I think she should go with something like this: 'Half a million dollars? That's not faaaaair! Every other show gives away a full million! You're doing this because you don't like me! When they had the other pairs season, you were going to give away a million! And now you've changed the rules because you hate me! I'm never gonna talk to you agaaaaain! God...' *cries* '...everyone's against me -- they all want me to suffer and suffer like no one's ever suffered before -- shut up about Jesus, Jameka, no one cares, I'm huring more than he ever did, he never had to win only half a million dollars... ...wait. Maybe -- -- Daddy, pay my taxes for me! Then I'll have as much as if I won a full million! You can't or you won't? I hate you! IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou -- waaaaaaaaaaah!' *storms out*
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-07-07, 10:01 AM (EST)
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Well, that settles it. I won't have to be subjected to watching the finale. I can't imagine it being more convincing than that. "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man. I conceive likewise a horrid idea in receiving mercy from a being, who at the last day shall be shrieking to the rocks and mountains to cover him, and fleeing with terror from the orphan, the widow, and the slain of America." Thomas Paine
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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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09-07-07, 10:22 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" |
'Thank you Jesus! Thank you! I'm a slave for you, God! I hear what God says and do it, God! God bless you, God! Thank you for pre-determining me to win, God! Pray for Evil Dick, God! Pray for Evil Dick to agree with me, God! Use my money to make everyone else agree with me and Amber, God! Kill Eric, God! Take his money, God!'
I was going to say at the end that this was actually Zach's victory speech, but I don't think he'll get out anything higher than Cassandra-grade if he wins...
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Joe Clay 40 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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09-07-07, 06:26 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Prepare for the worst-case scenario --" |
"See, see what happens when you never lie or be a manipulator? Everyone else told all those lies and look at those losers!" "What was that you said,Dad? You want me to give you some of this money? After all those horrible things you said/did/thought to me all my live long life? Just LEAVE ME ALONE, you farting, burping, spitting slimebag!"
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