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"Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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06-12-06, 06:24 PM (EST)
 
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"Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all discussion of Gordon's bleeps, blurs, and bashes on this thread until 1 a.m. EDT, by which time the West Coast viewers get a chance to have their ears stop ringing. Oh, and if you want to write a summary of all the semi-censored activity, please say something on the other thread. It would also help if you hit Record now. No, now. I said NOW, you blithering blundering excuse for a -- ahem. Anyway, welcome to Season #2. Keep the volume on your set really low or your neighbors will call the police. (I'm still trying to explain Dewberry's exit to the judge.)
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06-12-06, 07:28 PM (EST)
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1. "Who else is watching tonight?" |
The bleep-o-meter and I are ready and waitin!
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06-12-06, 07:39 PM (EST)
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2. "Safety procedures." |
I hope you've got a fire extinguisher ready, Doc. The premiere is two hours: that thing could explode by the end of the third segment.
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06-12-06, 07:54 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Safety procedures." |
It's already smoking! Ramsey isn't disappointing.
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06-12-06, 08:53 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: BWAHAHAHAHA!" |
Now that it's in its second season and the audience/diners know what's going on the DAW's are really coming out of the woodwork.
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06-12-06, 09:47 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: BWAHAHAHAHA!" |
That's got to be a set up for "good" TV Surley these people have been told, or watched last season and know they're not going to eat tonight....
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06-12-06, 08:21 PM (EST)
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11. "A couple of notes." |
I don't think anyone's ever said anything about the narrator, but his cool, dry style really adds something -- especially in the middle of the kitchen chaos. And the segment-exit graphics look good this year.
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06-12-06, 08:30 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Virginia can't handle the pressure of the kitchen. She basically loses it and goes over to the men and begs for lamb stock. They, of course, say absolutely no way!
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06-12-06, 08:33 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Heather's probably safe tonight -- getting out the appetizers in turnaround should save her. Beyond that, we're pretty much into Donald territory. Everyone could go home.
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06-12-06, 08:40 PM (EST)
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17. "Hey, Donald!" |
Need some helpful hints on how to keep your episode count intact after a disaster? Good thing you were heading to California anyway...
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06-12-06, 08:42 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Hey, Donald!" |
The women fall completely apart from here on out. Virginia is already urinated off that she got nominated. The bitchin starts in 3...2...1
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06-12-06, 09:02 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Polly's out, we get a completely unnecessary recap of the first show -- looks like this was really meant to be two seperate weeks, and you can see where they sewed them together -- and now it's all about the men and their meat, as Gordon's looking for perfectly-cut ten ounce steaks. The women got twelve from five players. The men got six from their first four -- but here comes Tom! Five steaks on his plate and possibly counting... commercial.
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06-14-06, 02:25 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Ohhh, my food cost organ hurts. Somebody please tell me they made stock out of that or ground meat, something, anything!
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06-12-06, 09:08 PM (EST)
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22. "Larry" |
is a wuss! He goes and parties with the girls and about 4:20am he calls for help because he is sweating and tingling. WTF?
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06-12-06, 09:11 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Larry" |
I think the real question is, who made Larry sweat and tingle so? Probably not Scott.
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06-14-06, 02:45 PM (EST)
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47. "He taught us 2 things: 1. That there's a big difference be-" |
tween "ribbing out" buffalo/carp fish and cutting the servable 10 oz steak; and 2. That hottubbing and oogling behinds are a LOT more important than winning a shot at establishing a prime career as a noteworthy chef. As I will KEEP on saying, I hope, I'm learning a LOT from this show already. Party on, Larry! Thanks for the lesson.
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06-12-06, 09:10 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Nope, Tom can't cut it. Or at least, he can't cut enough: the women win 12-11 and get to eat with Gordon at a wild game restaurant. The men's punishment is to cut all the steaks for the next night's dinner service. The women enjoy lunch with a more social, friendly Gordon, then come back and party in the Jacuzzi. Larry joins them. Apparently bikinis aren't good for his heart, because late that night, he calls in an ambulance. D'you think his grand total of zero steaks had something to do with it?
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06-12-06, 09:34 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Gordon's impressed that she, in pain, started delegating to her team. Says he hasn't seen that in 21 yrs. of cooking. Must say, I was impressed, too.
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06-12-06, 09:54 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
It is impressive, but I've seen and done the same in my 14 years. We always say, if you can stand you can put out food. You're cut...wrap the band aid really tight, through a finger cot on it, keep going. I got a burn off of a blackening skillet because my dumba** chef put too much oil in it. WORKED the rest of the shift with my hand in ice water. Was in so much pain I couldn't sleep. Two days later, I had blood poisoning from the huge blister in the palm of my hand that popped while I was still trying to work. Too much crap in it, even though I am very clean, still had to have antibiotics. Must be nice to be able to go to the ER when you need to. Hell, I worked with a lady who line cooked (hot side) up until two weeks before she gave birth, not that's fu**in' tough.
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06-14-06, 02:19 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I'm not saying that it isn't a good characteristic, but in the real culinary world, where these people are competing to when an executive chef position......? That action is a requirement. If any of my line went down witha cut or a burn, (with obvious exceptions to the very, very serious) they would never live it down. I'm not necessarily saying that they would get ##### just from me either, it would be the whole line. All that showed me was that she has that particular requirement to live in the hardcore side the culinary world. She didn't do it because she wanted her "team" to win, she did it because it was second nature, she wanted her line not to flail and fall into the weeds because of her, and she did it because women in that side of the industry have sooo much more to prove. It is so much harder for us, we can't be as good, we have to be better.
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06-14-06, 02:42 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Hell's Kitchen #2 Episode #1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Whatever the motivation - and only she would know her motivation - it was the only passion and shining moment from any of the group for two episodes. It was a standout and Ramsey took notice.Personally, I've never been impressed by the supposed "cooking experience" these contestants have. It showed when the fishmonger couldn't even cut meat. So I guess I don't consider any of them real "chefs" until near the end when we separate out the cream. For real chefs or even those who are trained to cook I prefer watching the show Chef School. I watch Hell's Kitchen for the drama. 
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06-12-06, 09:33 PM (EST)
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27. "The customers shut it down." |
Heather, in the middle of burn pains, before the ambulance arrives, takes time to delegate her tasks to her teammates. Gordon is visibly impressed by this and later says he hasn't seen that in twenty-one years of cooking. He probably hasn't seen ninety percent of his customer base walk out either, but that's what happens: after three hours, very few entrees, and Virginia not seeming willing to meet his quality standards, the restaurant actually gets shut down for lack of interest. Heather returns with a heavily bandaged hand, and we wait for Gordon to pick a losing team. Larry's self-elimination has not bought a week of safety. Heather's determination has won her the second in a row.
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06-14-06, 03:08 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: The customers shut it down." |
If you go to this restaurant, you know it is a TEACHING restaurant. Bring your book club there. Your Red Hat Society, your palm television set, but don't be rude and WALK OUT!!
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06-12-06, 09:40 PM (EST)
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29. "Do not blow smoke in Gordon's face." |
The women win the night for having gotten ten entrees out to the men's none. Garrett is picked as Best Of The Worst, and nominates Tom & Giacomo to go home. Tom tells Gordon he'll never have the lack of coordination between his station (main) and Giacomo's (sides) again. Gordon says he believes Tom and sends him back into the line. Looks like Gordon's about to call out someone else as being at fault -- and I'd bet on Keith.
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