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"HK #7 Episode #9 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
And four will become...
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Challenge Snidget 08-03-10 1
   RE: Challenge Estee 08-03-10 2
       RE: Challenge Colonel Zoidberg 08-05-10 44
   RE: Challenge Snidget 08-03-10 3
 Ben knows he should have won Snidget 08-03-10 4
   RE: Ben knows he should have won Snidget 08-03-10 5
   Autumn's background music. Estee 08-03-10 7
 Benjamin fails to understand the co... Estee 08-03-10 6
   RE: Benjamin fails to understand th... jbug 08-03-10 8
 Next Day Snidget 08-03-10 9
 Ben goes to Osten Snidget 08-03-10 10
   RE: Ben goes to Osten Estee 08-03-10 11
       RE: Ben goes to Osten Snidget 08-03-10 12
 Hey, Ben... Estee 08-03-10 13
   RE: Hey, Ben... Snidget 08-03-10 16
 Dinner Service Snidget 08-03-10 14
   Sabot 1 Snidget 08-03-10 15
   Holli Snidget 08-03-10 17
   RE: Dinner Service Estee 08-03-10 18
       RE: Dinner Service Snidget 08-03-10 19
       RE: Dinner Service jbug 08-03-10 20
   Scott sabot again Snidget 08-03-10 21
   Ben Snidget 08-03-10 22
   Autumn Snidget 08-03-10 23
   RE: Dinner Service Cyndimaus 08-04-10 41
 It's a miracle recovery! Estee 08-03-10 24
 After Service Snidget 08-03-10 25
 Noms? Snidget 08-03-10 26
   RE: Noms? Snidget 08-03-10 27
       RE: Noms? jbug 08-03-10 28
           RE: Noms? jbug 08-03-10 31
       RE: Noms? Snidget 08-03-10 30
           RE: Noms? PepeLePew13 08-03-10 34
               RE: Noms? Estee 08-03-10 37
                   RE: Noms? Cyndimaus 08-04-10 42
           RE: Noms? Estee 08-03-10 35
 Something to be thankful for. Estee 08-03-10 29
   RE: Something to be thankful for. PepeLePew13 08-03-10 32
 Next week: The Brigade Is Revoltin... Estee 08-03-10 33
   RE: Next week: The Brigade Is Revo... Snidget 08-03-10 36
 Master Chef Snidget 08-03-10 38
   RE: Master Chef Estee 08-03-10 39
   RE: Master Chef Cyndimaus 08-04-10 43
 Apple. Heads. Estee 08-03-10 40

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1. "Challenge"
Eat a dish Ramsey has from the Savoy and recreate it.

Jay's idea of dressed up is blue jeans.

Who will use the right ingredients.

Jay, only one that used pear, the puree was pear. Jay the only one that used flank steak but it should be obvious the protein was (everyone else used venison)

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2. "RE: Challenge"
Zoidberg's having all kinds of fun tonight.

I found Jay's notation about seeing family as hurtful for some to be interesting. A few of the chefs were at least momentarily defocused -- but overnight was probably enough to recover.

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44. "RE: Challenge"
Not quite. DVR only recorded the last 6 minutes of the show.

All I got to see was Ben getting sent packing. Good enough for me.

I will say this: Jay will win.

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3. "RE: Challenge"
It was venison, if Jay got that right he would have won.

Top two will taste again.

Ben and Holli

My decision is Holli is the winner.

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4. "Ben knows he should have won"
He is, after all, the only one that can cook and way better then Ramsey.

Holli goes on a yacht, the rest have to clean the dorms.

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5. "RE: Ben knows he should have won"
And Holli's family is on the boat!
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7. "Autumn's background music."
Play it again -- and again -- and again...
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6. "Benjamin fails to understand the concept."
This whole 'someone might beat me because they did a better job' thing completely escapes him. And gnawed off its own leg to get away. Even if Holli wins, he's the better chef. Even if Gordon did the judging, Ben's was the better dish. And even if you're praying to your deity, Ben hears you and denies the request.

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8. "RE: Benjamin fails to understand the concept."
so Ben sits out prep?
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9. "Next Day"
Ben's back and shoulder hurt.

Everyone else preps
Ben sleeps in a really funny position that can't be good for his shoulder. Short of breath in the hot tub.

Finally sees the medic then sees a chiropractor.

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10. "Ben goes to Osten"
Goes to Ramsey's office and says he can't do it.

Ramsey says he's throwing this away.

The rest are going to be mad if he does dinner service, walks out like nothing happened and like he is going to cook?

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11. "RE: Ben goes to Osten"
Can you blame the man for having a bad back? He does carry the entire sky around all day.

I seem to have more sympathy for his situation than the other contestants do -- but the fact remains that he bent down in the bathroom as a casual action with no reaction. I'm wondering if this is psychosomatic: here's an excuse why I can't win despite being superior, so let's roll with it!

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12. "RE: Ben goes to Osten"
He did seem to do an awful lot of easy movement when getting dressed for someone that can't possibly move.

And after all the drama, he's still in. Harrumph. I was so hoping he'd just wimp out.

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13. "Hey, Ben..."
...are you also a better chef than Dave?
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16. "RE: Hey, Ben..."
Well he just said he was better than Jay with on back tied behind his, um, how exactly does that work?
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14. "Dinner Service"
Has Ben always said "Oui, Chef"?

Each of them will run the pass.

Jay up first.

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15. "Sabot 1"
Lobster instead of crab and spotted.
Crab instead of lobster and spotted.
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17. "Holli"
JP gives her five entrees for a six top, not spotted.

Jay messing up now he isn't running things.

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18. "RE: Dinner Service"
JP as saboteur was a good idea -- no one was looking for trouble from that direction.

I thought Jay had F2 locked up until that pot slopped over.

Ben is moving a little too well for a man with an injured back.

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19. "RE: Dinner Service"
Looking more and more like emotional pain because he isn't winning every challenge than real physical pain.
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20. "RE: Dinner Service"
I'd be ticked to have done all the prep if he really isn't hurt....
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21. "Scott sabot again"
Gee, I thought we only ever cooked the scallops on one side.

Um, no.

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22. "Ben"
Scott screws up the wellingtons, wrong meat in it.

Catches that the steak is rare, but not that it is the wrong steak.

At least entrees kept moving.

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23. "Autumn"
On a power trip.

Missing an entree and she caught it.

Scott Sabot again. Salsify was parsnip, but she laughed when she didn't catch it and Ramsey not happy. Now turning everything back, but not so much the food stops altogether.

Ramsey back for the last couple of tickets.

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41. "RE: Dinner Service"
"Has Ben always said "Oui, Chef"?

Most of the time, yes. Bugs me for some reason.


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24. "It's a miracle recovery!"
And that's just Ben finding his ability to talk in the kitchen! -- oh, I get it! He can only speak if he's the one giving orders!

Which is followed by Autumn getting a little medieval. "NO FOOD SHALL PASS!"

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25. "After Service"
Ramsey is going to send two home.

Get upstairs and decide who is staying.

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26. "Noms?"
Hear from each why you belong.

Ben. I work hard I'm passionate, I am the best cook here.
Jay. Never had a bad service, won challenges, passionate
Autumn. I never quit even though I'm always nominated
Holli. Never up for elimination, never kicked out, consistent.

First person to leave is...

Autumn.

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27. "RE: Noms?"
Two going to the finally.

First person in the finally is...congrats to...Jay.

Ben vs Holli, the person going to the finally with Jay is...

Break.

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28. "RE: Noms?"
please please please please
send Ben home
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31. "RE: Noms?"
yeza yea yea yea yea yea
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30. "RE: Noms?"
The person going to the finally is...

Holli

wOOt. Ding dong the Ben is dead which old Ben the arrogant Ben.

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34. "RE: Noms?"
LAST EDITED ON 08-03-10 AT 09:02 PM (EST)

Anyone else think that Gordon is going to do something totally unexpected in the finale -- sending both Jay and Holli to London?

Mmm. Naaah.

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37. "RE: Noms?"
LAST EDITED ON 08-03-10 AT 09:11 PM (EST)

Not if it's an hour show. If we get the traditional final challenge for first pick, menu composition, redesign, and service, there's no time for a flight.

*checks listings*

One hour. So I'll vote no -- or did you mean the Apprentii option?

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42. "RE: Noms?"
Last season they didn't redesign the dining room, just made their own menu. Kinda missed it, kinda didn't.


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35. "RE: Noms?"
And as is typical for someone of Ben's power, he took a little rest and promptly resurrected himself.
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29. "Something to be thankful for."
The technology does not currently exist which would allow Ben and RussHell to combine their genetic material and make children.
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32. "RE: Something to be thankful for."
As if. Ben would only reproduce with himself. There's nobody else on Earth that could compare to him.
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33. "Next week: The Brigade Is Revolting."
And how.
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36. "RE: Next week: The Brigade Is Revolting."
The rejected return to prove why they don't deserve to be in the finally?
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38. "Master Chef"
Who is this strange creature that looks like Chef Ramsey but seems to have a big soft heart?
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39. "RE: Master Chef"
He temporarily died from consuming a bad knockoff on surf & turf, but Benjamin was gracious enough to bring him back.

A newspaper article about the series asked Gordon the same question, having caught him in the middle of a challenge which saw a giant tray of bacon go onto the floor -- with his only regret being that the bacon had been perfectly cooked. It broke down to 'He doesn't yell at them because they're not used to it.' Professional chefs and line cooks know all about the screaming. Take away the kid factor and home cooks don't.

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43. "RE: Master Chef"
I'm liking that he has realistic expectations for these people.


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40. "Apple. Heads."
The things you learn on television. Until tonight, I honestly didn't know there were entire stores and websites devoted to the sale of hideous aprons.
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