Was this not an exciting night, my little chefs? A very late night, too. Did you see Rock's little girl asleep on her mommy's shoulder? She was almost as cute as Bonnie.
Did you feel the drama? The suspense? And all for the moment when someone would walk through a door. Who was it? Who is the winner? Why, it's
Mostly I think you were chosen because Chef was afraid of the stupendous hissy fit you would have pitched had you lost. Included in your prize package is a gift certificate for anger management classes. I hope your family enjoys living in Las Vegas.
And now for the losers.
Bonnie! You came so close, but pas de restaurant for you. Perhaps it was because you sent out cold undercooked food. Not that I enjoy bringing food back to the kitchen, you understand, but the more food that is returned, the greater the chances are that I will be shown in the episode. So there is a bright side. For me. I'm sure you will find a way to be perky and just so adorable even while you are saying *bleep* and opportunity will just show up on your doorstep one day.
Josh: Hélas! You still cannot cook. How many times do you need to be told not to suck? And yet you continue to do so.
Jen: First choice for both Bonnie and Rock! You have vindicated yourself after an early display of dreadful judgement. *coughgarbagespaghetticough*
Julia: I think it was not your best choice to admit to not paying attention during service. Or to lip off at your chef.
Vinnie: How do you feel having been moved to the fish station and succeeding? It must be nice to show that you might have made it farther in the competition if you hadn't been so awful in the first couple weeks.
Brad: Very likely you distinguished yourself tonight with an excellent service. Unfortunately, you weren't very interesting, so no camera time for you.
Melissa: Nice to see that thing on your chin has healed. What is so difficult about prawns? Is it just seafood you can't cook?
What about the rest of you?
Eddie! Tiffany! Joanna! Aaron!*
Any parting words? Or parting shots?
*Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. New posters welcome! All characters are taken except Aaron and Scott the Chef
A great big thanks to everyone who played this season!
The Garbage Can...Silvergirl
Diners #4 &8...bullzeye