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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-07, 11:55 PM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
I had a much larger role this week. There were so many meals to bring back to the kitchen! I must complain, however. I go to some trouble to find a bakery that makes the wonderful bread that we serve here in Hell's Kitchen. But here the customers keep getting sick of bread, they are waiting so long for their food.

I am so sorry Chef, that I could not keep the giraffe away from you. I know you do not need to be surrounded by any more people who cannot do their jobs.

Also, I note that the chefs' vocabulary is becoming more...pungent, shall we say? It is good to imitate Chef. But perhaps you could imitate his skill at cooking rather than his skill at cursing.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 Scarlett O Hara 06-26-07 1
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 mistyrose52 06-26-07 2
       RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 sporkman 06-26-07 7
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 jbug 06-26-07 3
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 Vixxxen 06-26-07 8
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 mysticwolf 06-27-07 10
 Oh, Bonnie ... Scarlett O Hara 06-26-07 4
   RE: Oh, Bonnie ... Vixxxen 06-26-07 5
   RE: Oh, Bonnie ... mysticwolf 06-27-07 11
 RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 sporkman 06-26-07 6
   RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4 Vixxxen 06-26-07 9

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Scarlett O Hara 3259 desperate attention whore postings
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06-26-07, 07:41 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
Aha! Nice girls DO finish first!

At least they did tonight! One week I'm picking food out of the garbage, and the next week I'm picking losers to walk the Hall of Shame!

That must mean I W*O*W*E*D Chef with my Under-the-Radar skills!

That'll teach you Melissa to pick on me, you big primpin' New Yoick-Bully! You keep messin' with me G-irl and it'll be your donkey-butt up there on the carpet again!!

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06-26-07, 01:27 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"

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I have to say, watching you all on my big screen from lovely Scottsdale, gives me so much relief! I am SO glad to be out of that kitchen-I can't even put it all into words!!

Yes, I agree that it was Vinnie's turn to go. What was Rock thinking?? I understand YOUR motive, Jen-Melissa really IS a big cow, and has been from day one when she nominated ME to go! I've had my knives waiting for her, when she shows up here, wanting to take a dip in my pool. Not so fast there, Missy!

I wish the not-so-lucky seven the very best. Better you than me in that god-awful, never-ending slew of expletives, and so what if you get a little break in a black as night restaurant! What was THAT all about anyway?? Woweee! Hold me back! LOL! Chef could have been feeding you all the same cow brains that Rock was puking out, and who woulda known?? Lucky you!

Well, chow for now. Vinnie is, how do I say this nicely, not the best guest I've ever had here......He's already picking on poor Eddie, and treating him as if HE were the pool guy. What a bully! I may have to kick his butt off the property if he doesn't calm down-maybe I'll just have Joanna feed him some crab spaghetti appetizer or something. Death by Joanna-that'll work!! C-ya next week, Suckas!!!!!!!!!! Tif

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06-26-07, 10:50 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
Hey! Show some respect! Vinnie the Great just showed up at your pool party! Youse should be honored to have a great nightclub cook hanging with youse! Where's Aaron at? I've got to go dunk him in the pool for wussing out of HK. If it wasn't for him I'd still be on the show for another week.


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06-26-07, 03:03 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
I'm just a sweet little nanny who usually cooks for 4 people. Who knew that other folks would get mad if their dinner took a while gettin to them? Woldn't they rather have it done RIGHT and take a little longer than get it QUICK out of the garbage?

I just know if I can take much more of this. All the foul language ya know. No wonder I have trouble responding to Chef. I've never heard half of the words he uses!
Besides I've never seen some of this kitchen equipment either!
Hey, what's this for? anybody know? (hint-I use it with the little ones I take care of)

So, OK! Don't call be a blonde bimbo no more! I DO know something about kitchen stuff.


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06-26-07, 11:21 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
LAST EDITED ON 06-26-07 AT 11:26 PM (EST)

Looks like Hell's bitches thought they had Chef hook line and sinker bag with their looks. I think Chef prefers a fine chef over a blonde bimbo (Bonnie) and a trashy brunette cougar (Melissa...*wink* in case y'all didn't know) anyday. Oh and Jen Chef liked you this week because you weren't handling spaghetti. *wink* *wink*

Remember this "Rock fears noone in the kitchen...not even Chef foul mouth and my only competition is me".

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06-27-07, 08:39 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
You do know the only reason you're still here is because you admitted that you SVCK at everything except potato peeling and lettuce tearing, don't you?

You bring one of those... those... those things into MY kitchen - or if you even think of asking if I have one - and I'll toss you out on your arse so fast you won't stop sliding until you fall into the ocean!

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4. "Oh, Bonnie ..."
I was digging around this closet upstairs from Hell's Kitchen and I found this little goodie ...

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/F/fword/recipe_beefwellington.html

Why don't you check it out... a beef wellington recipe from Chef!

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06-26-07, 09:44 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Oh, Bonnie ..."

blah, gag, barf. I'll be back later as I'm still regurgitating the stomach lining. This crap's too hard for my fine dining stomach. I'd rather eat that stuff I had earlier...uh what was it againg...venison. Gotta run...a pepto bismol moment ya know...gblah...yech!

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11. "RE: Oh, Bonnie ..."
THANK YOU!!! See? It's an easy enough recipe that I publish it for the masses. WTF is wrong with these "chefs" (and I use the term loosely) that they CANNOT get it right?!?

BTW, Jen. You're one of those "chefs". Can I hope that now you've seen the recipe you'll actually BE. ABLE. TO. MAKE. ONE. EFFING. PROPERLY???!!!???!


Speaking as myself, I'd actually like to try that. Thanks for finding it.

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6. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"
Alright, thanks for saving my A$$ again rock! OH blured... Ramsey just over ruled you....

Yes Chef,
You should keep me on the show because I'm the best night club cook here. So I have no idea what Tuna taste like, who wants to eat Tunafish sandwiches at a night club? I'm still not sure why you insist on cooking beef inside a dinner roll. People don't go to night clubs to eat fine food. If you keep me on the show, I'll show you how to make real nightclub food. None of the other so called cooks can do that. I'm the greatest nightclub chef in the entire world!
If you pick me, I'll make the Green Valley Nightclub the best night club in Vegas.

What? It's not a nightclub? It's a five star resturant? Then why the bleep did you want me on the show to begin with?
So long trash-picker! bleep off cheaters!


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9. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-4"

belch...Feeling much better now! Vinnie man my plan backfired. I was hoping Chef would respect my choice that Josh should go but c'est la vie. Chef is da man. Oh Vinnie what is a night club chef? Appetizers only...bwahahahaha. My advice Vinnie...Don't quit your night job *wink*.

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