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"HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's the Leader?"
HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's the Leader?

Last week on Hellís Kitchen, fish got tossed out of a truck and the Blue Team got tossed out of the kitchen. Eddie got his picture burned, thus destroying his hope for any possible future endorsement deals with the Far East Pepper Company: "I never make risotto without it!" For all the gory details, please see Silvergirlís excellent summary here.

We begin where we left off. Thatís handy.

Rockís nomination of Eddie and Josh for elimination has upset Josh. Well, obviously, heís not upset about Eddie being nominated, just himself. Iím sure he doesnít care too much about Eddie. Or really, anyone whose name isnít Josh Whateverhislastnameis. Anyway, he blathers about the game being on. Rock tries to explain his reasoning to Josh, who says he disagrees. Rock tells us in confessional that he thinks Josh is bossy, but ineffective.

Meanwhile, the Red Team is patting themselves on the back for a great service. Julia acknowledges that she has a lot to learn and goes to study. Everyone goes to bed.

At 05:58 (thatís 5:58 a.m. for those of you who canít handle the 24-hour clock), some guys from the military show up yelling at the cooks (is it chefs? I should ask Rock.) to get on their uniforms and get to the kitchen. Aaron gets a cramp. Melissa wears a look that promises retribution, if only she had the nerve. Bonnie rushes from the shower, andÖ Wait. Bonnie was in the shower? At earlier than six oíclock? *shudder* She is unhappy about looking like a drowned rat. She tries to make out like sheís upset about running around in her towel, but since the towel is actually comprised of more fabric than the bra and panties sheís been running around in, I donít buy it. Vinnie has been to band camp. He mocks the bugle: ďReveille reveille!Ē

Rock is intent on being a team player. He tells us that a central part of being a team is not to leave anyone behind. He and Brad help Aaron get dressed. Aaron is embarrassed.

Chef Ramsay watches them file into the kitchen. He looks p!ssed. He tells them he is disappointed about last night. Thatís the way to start your day. He announces they are opening for breakfast. They are to be consistent, is that clear? ďYes, chef!Ē Here are their customers, Americaís finest: the Army and the Navy. Julia tears up with pride. Joanna thinks men in uniform are sexy.

Red will cook for 50 Army soldiers. Blue will cook for 50 Navy sailors. The first team to complete their service wins the challenge.

MaryAnn appoints Julia, the short-order cook, the leader of the Red Team. This was the best choice because the women kick butt. Julia organizes everyone and they work together well. Julia flips her omlettes with practiced skill. 17 minutes in, theyíve sent out 20 plates of food. Woo! But then, oh no! They hit a snag. Being fast is only good if the food is cooked and Joannaís hash browns arenít. They have to redo the meals with hash browns. They pull it together and finish their service.

Things have not gone so well for the Blue Team. Aaron has chosen to make omlettes. Scott wants to know if he thinks he can handle 5 or 6 orders at a time. His station catches fire and he has to toss 2 omlettes. So maybe not. Those same 17 minutes into service, the Navy has no food. One sailor jokes that he should join the Army. Josh and Brad take over the omlette station and food goes out. Alas, their hash browns are cold too. There is no cohesion on the Blue Team. Chef Ramsay sends Julia to help them. She takes charge. The boys are unhappy with their performance.

In summing up, Ramsay praises Red's teamwork and criticizes Blueís "chaotic mess" and lack of a leader. Their punishment will be peeling 1000lbs of potatoes and onions, enough for a whole military base. Red will be going on a helicopter ride.

Some chick is so. excited. "We won again," she says, punctuating her words with a pointy finger. Apparently her name is Jen. Is she on this show? We never see her. I wonder how I will remember so nondescript a person. Hmmm. (That was foreshadowing. See how I slipped that in there?) Red goes on their reward trip.

The Voiceover Guy tells us that the Blue team is counting on every man to get the job done.

MOMENT ALERT! This is the moment weíve been shown in the previews since the first episode. How exciting! We are about to see the ambulance being called for the big dramatic MOMENT. Are you ready? OK.

Aaron sways on his feet, falls down and goes boom. Blues fan him with trays and tell us in confessional that he fainted/took a header. They haul him to his feet, because you know, when a guy goes all wobbly, falls down and canít seem to open his eyes, the best thing to do is get him to walk it off. Finally someone (probably the cameraman) calls for the ambulance that they have sitting out back waiting for these kinds of things and Aaron is sent to the hospital.

Evaluation of the MOMENT: I dunno. It wasnít really all that dramatic. I mean, OK, there was a siren and some flashing lights, but no convulsions or breakage of any kind. Yes, a manís life was potentially on the line, but fainting is so 19th-century - and he wasnít even wearing a corset. Iím thinking only 3 stars out of 5.

And if you think that makes me cold, listen to Voiceover Guy: ďWhile Aaron is rushed away to the hospital, the women are whisked away in a helicopter.Ē

They have fun in the helicopter and later on an aircraft carrier, the USS Midway. They hobnob with Chef. Chef gives them tips about running a restaurant.

Back in the kitchen, Blue is trying to figure out the most efficient way to peel everything. Josh is trying to lead. Rock wishes he would shut the eff up. They still donít have a plan.

Red comes back from their reward and hit the hot tub. Blue finishes their punishment and has a meeting about whoís going to be the leader. Rock wants to be. So does Josh. So does Brad. So does Vinnie. Josh changes his vote to support Brad, thus making him the leader. He does this entirely to stick it to Rock. Good strategy. If Brad turns out to be a good leader, it looks like Josh has good judgment, but wonít be asked to lead because he isnít needed. If he turns out to be a bad leader, it looks like Josh made a decision based on petty spite and wonít be asked to lead.

Red and Blue prepare for service. They are focused and driven and stuff.

Chef Ramsay calls Aaron to tell him that he is sick. Ah well, itís not like heís been there for the last couple weeks anyway. Is there a Possible Future Endorsement deal for Aaron? "I cried my way into the top 10 (out of 12) on Hellís Kitchen with help from Kleenex!"

Chef gives everyone the pre-service pep talk. Blue is told they will need to unload a shipment of water when it arrives as a part of their punishment. They are already a man down, so this is just rubbing salt in the wound. The guests begin arriving, many of them looking like they walked out of some dreadful 80ís retrospective. Has fashion lost all sense of the original? Do I have nothing to look forward to but an endless rehashing of clothing from decades gone by? As if to mock my pain, Chef calls out an order: "Two risotto, two scallops, one spaghetti, and one mullet!"

Chef rides Rock hard. Rock is sweating into his own eyes, forcing him to wink or blink. I think Chef likes to have someone who can take his crap. Heís enjoying poking at Rock. I bet if he tried that with Josh, Josh would get frazzled. Rock takes it in stride and gets the job done.

Joannaís risotto is soft and salty. Rockís is "very nice". Rock starts talking about himself in the third person. Seana wonders if he actually did crack back there and she just didnít notice.

Jean Philippe needs water, so Chef sends Josh to unload the truck. He stumbles on the stairs - the red-carpeted stairs at the main entrance. Youíd think a ritzy place like Hellís Kitchen would have a delivery entrance, you know, with a loading dock.

Blue is praised for getting their act together.

Bonnieís scallops are raw. Joanna tastes the spaghetti, which has been made with crab and fails to note that the crab has gone rancid. Chef asks for MaryAnn's opinion. She recoils at the smell. How has Joanna not noticed? Well? She is thrown off her station. Possible Future Endorsement Deal for Joanna: Breath-Right Nose Strips: "Opens up your nasal passages so you can smell rotten meat!"

Blue is harassed over raw eggs. Chef slams the offending egg into Vinnieís chest. He now has a big yellow egg-mark on his uniform. Rock tries to keep Vinnie from losing his head by pulling him back to his station.

Julia and the nondescript woman have taken over making risotto and spaghetti. Jen (?) tells Julia they have enough spaghetti and tosses the rest out. Then an order for spaghetti comes in. So, Jen goes to the garbage can, takes out the spaghetti on the top, rinses is and puts it BACK IN THE POT. Oh. my. gawd. Possible Future Endorsement Deal for Jen: Glad Anti-Bacterial Kitchen Catchers: "Theyíre anti-bacterial! You could eat right out of these bags!" Julia has more brains and refuses to serve garbage. Good on her.

Over on the Blue side, Josh is accused of sabotage. Brad, who seems not to be leading at all, burns his Wellington. Chef notices that Brad was going to try serving it anyway and says something that was almost entirely bleeped and blurred. I did catch the word "sideways", though.

Jenís Wellingtons are overdone. People begin to leave. We are shown Chef Ramsay yelling "Get out!", but we donít know if this means they had to stop service or if he was just venting. We go to commercial.

Back from commercial, service is over and the chefs are lined up waiting to find out who was the worst. It is Red. 95% of their entrees werenít served. They are sent back to the dorms to decide who should be on the block.

Red chooses Joanna because of the crab and Julia because they are snobs. Even knowing that Jen took food out of the garbage to serve, they still choose Julia because she doesnít know fine dining. Like she didnít save their butts at breakfast or something.

Chef Ramsay asks Red for their nominees. They say Julia and Joanna. Jen says "me". So now Chef is spoiled for choice. Jen explains why she nominated herself. Chef is grossed out. So is Vinnie. Chef asks Julia if she is out of her league. She says no. Chef agrees and sends her back to the line. He mocks Jen for taking pasta out of the bin. Joanna says that maybe she messed up, but sheíd never serve something from the trash. Chef cuts in and points out that she would serve rotten crab that belongs in the trash.

Chef tells Joanna she's gone. He ridicules Jen once more. Gosh Iíll never forget her name again.

In voiceover, Chef explains that Joanna is leaving not just for the crab, but for giving up, letting her team down and not being able to handle one individual station.

Her picture is burned.

Next week on Hellís Kitchen: Melissa canít tell potato from egg yolk, somebody barfs and Chef Ramsay finally overrules a teamís choice of nominees. Can't wait!


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 RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... KoalaChick 06-20-07 1
 RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... mysticwolf 06-20-07 2
 RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... Silvergirl1 06-21-07 3
 RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... geg6 06-21-07 4
   RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... bullzeye 06-21-07 7
 RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's t... Cyndimaus 06-21-07 5
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1. "RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's the Leader?"
Fabulous job, Seana! I forgot to DVR the show, but now I feel like I'm totally up to date. Thanks!

And you're a funny one, too! LOL

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I knew your summary would be stupendous. Good job!

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Thanks, Seana. It was more fun to read your summary than to watch the show.


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4. "RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's the Leader?"
Awesome summary, Seana!

And I'm with you on the Aaron "drama." Not so much. You could see that one coming the first ep. I wanted blood and guts. I got more Aaron sweating, falling, zoning out, and crying. It was sooooooo done. LOL!


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Man, you are just viscous!!



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Superb job! I enjoyed the "endorsements" the different chefs would do! Also, this made me giggle:

They are focused and driven and stuff.



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6. "RE: HK3-3 Official Summary: Who's the Leader?"
Awesome summary Seana!!! Loved it! And loved the Possible Future Endorsement Deals!

He stumbles on the stairs - the red-carpeted stairs at the main entrance. Youíd think a ritzy place like Hellís Kitchen would have a delivery entrance, you know, with a loading dock.

You know? I wondered that exact same thing.

Well done, and thanks.



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How could you forget a wonderful name like Jen??

Great job! I loved your "evaluation of the MOMENT." LOL! (Although I do not forgive you for making me picute Aaron in a corset. Bad Seana!)


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