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"Be the Living Damned HK3-1"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 00:23 AM (EST)
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"Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. You know, when I was growing up in Brussels, I dreamed of working for a shrieking tyrant who would embarrass me in front of large groups of people.Why do I not just cut the crap. I cannot believe you people actually make your living preparing food of any kind. So many tears tonight! And my customers, they were not impressed. How many baskets of bread did I have to send out because you could not give me any food for them? Calisse*. What do you have to say for yourselves? *Probably not an actual Belgian swearword. Administrative Notes:Please keep the game in the game thread. That is, don't post as your character in any other thread. Come play with us! Unclaimed characters may be found here. You can post any time as a dinner guest or heck, be one of the quail eggs.
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dottcomm 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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06-05-07, 02:07 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
OK, I cannot believe that girl put me up for being the first one kicked out. How could she go behind my back like that? Everyone knows I'M the one who goes behind everyone ELSE'S back!!! Hmmph. Well, I'm still here! Ha!Julia better watch out because I might support her secetly but I AIN'T speaking up, no WAY! Only in private and to the camera because that is just GOOD TV! I will do what I have to and stay another week. Who cares if Julia's the only one who can cook an egg? That's just because she's from the frickin' Waffle House. Ima splatter, scatter and drizzle all over her parade! Well... if I don't win it doesn't matter. I will be on Tyra's show next and be ANTM!!! I would survive FOREVER in that house and I don't even need that hair makeover, either. I think Chef likes the way I look at him. I'll make him like my cooking, too.
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-05-07, 08:59 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
> Here you go, Melissa,(turns around) take this knife out of my back, if you can get away from the mirror long enough!!Can you believe those whining beothes last night? And I'm stuck with them for HOURS, doing my job-I mean, WHO in their right mind could cook a freaking quail egg with all that silly bickering going on?? Why didn't they just leave me alone so I could do what I do best? I KNOW that Chef would have seen how great I was! Oh well, (flips hair back), they'll get theirs! Believe me, it'll come back to bite them in the butt! As for me-I'm enjoying my Jose Cuevos by the pool, here in Phoenix, where it's 104 today! Talk about Hell-oh yeah, I know how to handle the heat without getting kicked out of the kitchen! What I DON'T know and CANNOT deal with is a bunch of sleazy, backstabbing snakes (sneers at Melissa) who tell you one thing and then does another. Wait until the finale when they ask ME to come back and help. We'll see what happens then........for now-go cry in your soup, you bunch of FREAKS!!!!
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 09:07 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
Have you any idea how long I practiced my "I'm scared" look before this all started? I really got it down pat, don't I? Chef scares me so much I almost peed my pants right there in the dining room! I don't understand why the Chef didn't understand that he had to eat my contemporary cheese in the right direction! Anybody knows you can't eat cheese all willy nilly. New at this, am I? I'll show him! Yea, I'm different and everyone here will see it. Sure wish Chef had sent Joanna packin before Tiff. Now I'm gonna have to hit her - or kill her! Never saw anyone so bossy in all my life! And what a filthy mouth! Do you eat with that mouth girl? Well, at least ONE of the bossy b#tch#s are gone (can you believe I just said that word? - I told you I'm a fast learner.) BTW, Eddie? were you really in the kitchen tonite? I coulda swore I saw Aaron moving a cardboard cutout of you around now and then. good strategy for staying out of Chef's way. Have you decided when you'll show up in person? off to fix my hair and make up - gotta look pretty for all the guys
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Vixxxen 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-05-07, 09:44 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-07 AT 03:19 PM (EST)My wife and kids this is who I'm doing this for. I'm going to win. I don't care if Ramsey screams at me calling me a sissy. He'll just end up looking like a screaming billy goat. The women are going down they really are just "fast order cooks" and proved it tonight. I can't believe I am working with such incompetence. Me, an Executive Chef, the best of this mangy testosterone lot. Aaron, boohooboohoo waaaaa waaaaa, he desperately needs some Prozac or Ramsey just gave him a wedgie. No broth for the risotto!?! *gazes off into the oblivion* (I do this when anything goes wrong instead of helping.) The chicken is overdone!?! *gazes off into the oblivion* Aaron taking a 5 minute break!?! Grab some balls dude! * gazes off into the oblivion*
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 11:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
don't worry no one listened to you on the show either
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KoalaChick 506 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-05-07, 01:41 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
Look for the short guy in the Yoda mask...that's me! Under the radar, just the way I like it.
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bystander 4967 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 03:00 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-07 AT 03:01 PM (EST)This is going to be so easy. I obviously have all the talent here and I'm obviously the only normal guy here. Did you see how I helped the blue team smack the crap out of the girls? Yeah man, they deserved their spanking. Evil & twitches...them's Hell's B!tches. Speaking of spanking...I like to think of food as like sex. Everyone likes sex and food and after you eat my food I want you to feel like you just had sex.........with me. Any of you b!tches wanna sample my main course?
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KoalaChick 506 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-06-07, 04:07 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Be the Living Damned HK3-1" |
Well, while all you muttonheads are flapping your jaws, I'm cooking under the radar and staying off of Chef's last nerve. Go ahead, make all the boasts you want. Just wait and see who lasts longest!!!
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