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"In an unrelated story, the Patriots just hired Neymar as a special assistant coach"
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The NFL performed its annual tinkering with the rules this week and, while still not understanding what a catch might be, managed to introduce a new policy: the injury time-out. Basically, all games will be watched by a neutral party. If that person sees a player who seems to be performing hurt, especially after a hard hit or any blow to the head, they can stop the game so the player can be evaluated and, if necessary, removed from the field. It's certainly a necessary policy. Giving the responsibility to a neutral party keeps both coaches and players who insist on just trying to run it off out of the decision. It would even help the illusion that the league cares about player safety, if only anything could. But... ...free time-out. I think we're about to see a lot of players "spontaneously" attending acting classes. Much clutching at helmets, ankles, and anything else which might have been within twenty feet of another human. Miraculous recoveries which hit two seconds after the head coach uses the time-out to adjust for the next play. Soccer's plague of flopping has just been unleashed on football. So what do you figure? Five extra minutes per game? Ten? For anything involving New England, just wipe out the primetime schedule and get ready to stall on the morning news...?
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