The Amazing Race   American Idol   The Apprentice   The Bachelor   The Bachelorette   Big Brother   The Biggest Loser
Dancing with the Stars   So You Think You Can Dance   Survivor   Top Model   The Voice   The X Factor       Reality TV World
   
Reality TV World Message Board Forums
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats, but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are encouraged to read the complete guidelines. As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
"2011 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #2"
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
 
Previous Topic | Next Topic 
Conferences Off-Topic Sports Forum (Protected)
Original message

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 10:05 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
"2011 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #2"
All picks due by 12:30 p.m. EDT Sunday, September 18th.

So.

*looks at field of dead bodies*

I see this was a very literal-minded group.

In the first year of the pool, we had minimal casualties in Week #1. As in 'None.' Year Two came, and a few people dropped the initial sharp-edged slate into a major artery, but most people remembered to wear their picking gloves. And in Year Three...

Go ahead, blame the lockout. Blame the commissioner. You can even blame Canada if you really want to. At least that would give a wider range of places to haunt.

Tap-dancing through a minefield is a really good way to discover which ones are armed.

because counting on kerry collins is a historically sound idea

KidFlash

had a really Radical idea

Starshine

and yes, I wanted another year to use that one

so who told you alliances worked in this game?

Molaholic

have you met the members of our death panel?

Bondt007

I just want to note that he switched his pick from a death team to another death team. Sentients and gentlebeings, the Western Divisions.

does this every incarnation year

Estee

brownout

AyaK

The double lesson: never count on Cleveland for anything.

da suicide!

Newsomewayne

double your pick attempts, double your stab wounds

Zipperhead

so how are those preseason spoilers working out for you?

Yogi

See, Jims? It can be done!

actually, Canada's post-mortem blaming us

PepeLePew

And of course:

was literally late to his own funeral

Bullzeye

Count 'em. That's eleven corpses found within the blast radius of Launch Day, only a few of which went down due to that whole 'stand right under multiple rockets for the best view' idea. I think a round of applause is mandatory. Or at least a round of noseplugs. Gawds, the charring stinks.

One (current) survivor managed to take a chance that paid off -- as in 'he lived through it' -- and with a successful two-game combo pick representing one from each personality, we have a
Lockout winner: Cahaya. He now has a power. He may or may not live long enough to use it. In fact, I have a special coffin with a stick-sized sidecar waiting. But don't let that bother anyone in any way. Or for that matter, serve as a comfort, because the Lockout remains armed until used. Or until the schedule defuses the holder. Sure, let's say 'defused': that's a new one...

And while it means nothing for power excepting elemental conversion (oxygen to carbon dioxide), ScubaSteve gets the first Only Just award of the season. However, as a courtesy, it will be delivered to Tony Romo's house. Mr. Romo really needs the recognition. For starters, he should learn to recognize his own receivers.

This week's torture implement catalog:

Kansas City at Detroit
Oakland at Buffalo
Tampa Bay at Minnesota
Chicago at New Orleans
Baltimore at Tennessee
Cleveland at Indianapolis
Jacksonville at NY Jets
Seattle at Pittsburgh
Arizona at Washington
Green Bay at Carolina
Dallas at San Francisco
San Diego at New England
Houston at Miami
Cincinnati at Denver
Philadelphia at Atlanta
St. Louis at NY Giants

It's as if you're trying to get to the afterlife before the best seats are gone.

More than enough blood for a bath.

  Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

  Table of Contents

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Rams Snidget 09-13-11 1
 Tennessee sittem 09-13-11 2
   RE: Tennessee Estee 09-13-11 3
       RE: Tennessee sittem 09-13-11 7
 Seahawks cahaya 09-13-11 4
   RE: Seahawks Snidget 09-13-11 5
   RE: Seahawks ARnutz 09-13-11 8
       RE: Seahawks Zenbot 09-13-11 10
           RE: Seahawks cahaya 09-13-11 11
               RE: Seahawks ARnutz 09-14-11 13
 Jacksonville samboohoo 09-13-11 6
 Jacksonville Jaguars. Max Headroom 09-13-11 9
 Kansas City Chiefs Molaholic 09-13-11 12
 Seattle ARnutz 09-14-11 14
   RE: Seattle samboohoo 09-14-11 15
       RE: Seattle cahaya 09-14-11 16
           RE: Seattle samboohoo 09-14-11 21
 Seattle aethelstan 09-14-11 17
 I Pick.... bullzeye 09-14-11 18
   RE: I Pick.... HobbsofMI 09-14-11 19
       RE: I Pick.... Snidget 09-14-11 20
           RE: I Pick.... Molaholic 09-14-11 22
               RE: I Pick.... Jims02 09-15-11 23
       RE: I Pick.... HobbsofMI 09-19-11 33
 Carolina Scuba Steve 09-15-11 24
 Tennessee Jims02 09-15-11 25
 Seattle dragonflies 09-16-11 26
 Carolina LeftPinky 09-16-11 27
 San Diego minitroll 09-16-11 28
 RE: 2011 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Wee... VisionQuest 09-17-11 29
 Cincinnati Bengals VisionQuest 09-17-11 30
 Dolphins. newsomewayne 09-17-11 31
 Jacksonville pinksparkleguitar 09-18-11 32
 Not a lot of casualties this week. Max Headroom 09-19-11 34

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 10:40 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Snidget Click to send private message to Snidget Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
1. "Rams"
I really didn't think the NFL were the terrorists that all the warnings were about, but based on the death toll...


I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

09-13-11, 12:10 PM (EST)
Click to EMail sittem Click to send private message to sittem Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
2. "Tennessee"
I'm lobbying for an Only Just for last week. You may have forgotten how close I came to death 5 days ago. My life was flashing before me as my pulse escalated to 112 while I sat in front of the computer. NawLins ended up on the 1 yard line with an extra untimed play after 60 minutes had expired - only just...

This week to me is as unpredictable as last week. In fact, I'm so scared of this week I won't pick Carolina because I'm afraid the Camster might just run over my boy in pre-game and take him out. O

Oh - I figured out who Jordan is from inadvertently reading another thresd where she was mentioned. I still don't understand the comment, but at least I think I understand the context now.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 12:27 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Estee Click to send private message to Estee Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
3. "RE: Tennessee"
Y'do know what the cost of shipping is to your area, right? Besides, it's a suicide pool and while the Packers survived a death scare, Dallas actively worked to kill itself. But if you truly want an Only Just for your very own, I'll send you the basic design and you can have one made locally. Hint: the carving on the noose should be counterclockwise.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

09-13-11, 05:31 PM (EST)
Click to EMail sittem Click to send private message to sittem Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
7. "RE: Tennessee"
Send it on. We have great carvers here at the Artisan's Market just sitting around waiting for work.

Packers weren't trying to give it away? As soon as they went up 14-0 I knew they would probably find a way to give it away. The 70's and 80's are hard to forget.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 02:25 PM (EST)
Click to EMail cahaya Click to send private message to cahaya Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
4. "Seahawks"
Splashing the birds with steel shot.

(Picks up this shiny new, fully-loaded LockoutTM thingie, double checks instruction manual, ignores the government mandated Warning labels (and lawyerese in magnifying glass sized print on the bottom), releases the safety, and aims it around...)

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 02:36 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Snidget Click to send private message to Snidget Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
5. "RE: Seahawks"
I see you decided to make sure you don't leave with it in your pocket.

given the rate people are dropping around here it may be your only chance.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 08:22 PM (EST)
Click to EMail ARnutz Click to send private message to ARnutz Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
8. "RE: Seahawks"
Confused. Are you using the Lockout on the Seahawks or are you saving it?
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Zenbot 137 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"

09-13-11, 10:41 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Zenbot Click to send private message to Zenbot Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
10. "RE: Seahawks"
You'll hear it when it goes off.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 10:58 PM (EST)
Click to EMail cahaya Click to send private message to cahaya Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
11. "RE: Seahawks"
In other words, it hasn't been fired yet.

According to -3 -1 of the Official Lockout Rules: The Lockout begins as soon as its holder openly announces it in that week's thread.

I think it's called the Intent to Fire Rule, just so you know what's coming.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 07:28 AM (EST)
Click to EMail ARnutz Click to send private message to ARnutz Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
13. "RE: Seahawks"
OK, Zenhaya, just wanted to make sure.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

samboohoo 17076 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 02:53 PM (EST)
Click to EMail samboohoo Click to send private message to samboohoo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
6. "Jacksonville"


Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 10:34 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Max%20Headroom Click to send private message to Max%20Headroom Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
9. "Jacksonville Jaguars."
C'mon Estee, say it with me: "J E T S!"

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-13-11, 11:46 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Molaholic Click to send private message to Molaholic Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
12. "Kansas City Chiefs"
I might take a train, I might take a plane, but if I just walk...



dddddddMerci, Pepe for the siggies

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 07:28 AM (EST)
Click to EMail ARnutz Click to send private message to ARnutz Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
14. "Seattle"
.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

samboohoo 17076 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 08:55 AM (EST)
Click to EMail samboohoo Click to send private message to samboohoo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
15. "RE: Seattle"
Now I'm confused. I thought he invoked the lockout on this one?

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 09:43 AM (EST)
Click to EMail cahaya Click to send private message to cahaya Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
16. "RE: Seattle"
No, no Lockout has been announced. I'll make it quite clear when it is. My comments above simply are an acknowledgement of having obtained it.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

samboohoo 17076 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 12:44 PM (EST)
Click to EMail samboohoo Click to send private message to samboohoo Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
21. "RE: Seattle"
I heard you were back, Ozzie.


Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

aethelstan 4348 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

09-14-11, 10:04 AM (EST)
Click to EMail aethelstan Click to send private message to aethelstan Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
17. "Seattle"
which is just like Sea Turtle with the 'ur' taken out.

This bit of inane trivia brought to you by the hilarious writers of the No Fun League.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"

09-14-11, 10:29 AM (EST)
Click to EMail bullzeye Click to send private message to bullzeye Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
18. "I Pick...."
D'Oh!

At least I am on time this week. Good luck everyone.

The good news? I made my pick on time in my other suicide pool. The bad news? I picked the Browns to win. My 2011 average is 1/2 game of survival. It feels like swimming to shore for the cast-off ceremony.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

HobbsofMI 15959 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 11:56 AM (EST)
Click to EMail HobbsofMI Click to send private message to HobbsofMI Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
19. "RE: I Pick...."
I was in Yellowstone last week with no cell or internet service....it felt good!

I would have picked TB and now KC....


GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs!
sig Snidget and by IceCat, and bobble head by Tribephyl

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 12:03 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Snidget Click to send private message to Snidget Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
20. "RE: I Pick...."
Areas like that really can depend on company. I usually still had service in Yellowstone and other remote places we did field research. Really annoyed one guy who actually picked a service based on who claimed they would have service in those areas. He was the one with the worst luck in getting a signal.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-14-11, 08:55 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Molaholic Click to send private message to Molaholic Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
22. "RE: I Pick...."
You can always blame this guy:

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jims02 7328 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-15-11, 07:44 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Jims02 Click to send private message to Jims02 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
23. "RE: I Pick...."
You can't blame him. He's smarter than the average bear.


A 2003 IceCat original

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

HobbsofMI 15959 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-19-11, 11:46 AM (EST)
Click to EMail HobbsofMI Click to send private message to HobbsofMI Click to view user profile Click to send message via ICQ Click to check IP address of the poster
33. "RE: I Pick...."
Minnesota next week? You bet....


GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs!
sig Snidget and by IceCat, and bobble head by Tribephyl

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"

09-15-11, 08:14 AM (EST)
Click to EMail Scuba%20Steve Click to send private message to Scuba%20Steve Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
24. "Carolina"
I'm just glad Dallas didn't let me down last week.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jims02 7328 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-15-11, 12:14 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Jims02 Click to send private message to Jims02 Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
25. "Tennessee"
LAST EDITED ON 09-15-11 AT 05:22 PM (EST)

It's sad that I just now figured out what my shout out meant.

The Ravens are seriously good this year and they're playing at home. And the Titans are... Well, the Titans. Let's just hope the Titans don't have a bounce-back game after that loss to Jacksonville.


A 2003 IceCat original

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-16-11, 10:19 AM (EST)
Click to EMail dragonflies Click to send private message to dragonflies Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
26. "Seattle"
No way the Stillers are gonna lose 2 weeks in a row.

Go Pack!

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

09-16-11, 04:17 PM (EST)
Click to EMail LeftPinky Click to send private message to LeftPinky Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
27. "Carolina"
Yep, Carolina on my mind...

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

minitroll 3898 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"

09-16-11, 07:37 PM (EST)
Click to EMail minitroll Click to send private message to minitroll Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
28. "San Diego"
Seems like the right time to pick the Chargers to lose.

Now watch them win by a landslide.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"

09-17-11, 08:03 PM (EST)
Click to EMail VisionQuest Click to send private message to VisionQuest Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
29. "RE: 2011 NFL RTVW Suicide Pool: Week #2"
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-11 AT 08:04 PM (EST)

I hit post somehow without making a pick. I will try this again.

  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VisionQuest 1171 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"

09-17-11, 08:05 PM (EST)
Click to EMail VisionQuest Click to send private message to VisionQuest Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
30. "Cincinnati Bengals"
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-17-11, 11:13 PM (EST)
Click to EMail newsomewayne Click to send private message to newsomewayne Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
31. "Dolphins."
what do you mean I'm dead?
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"

09-18-11, 01:01 AM (EST)
Click to EMail pinksparkleguitar Click to send private message to pinksparkleguitar Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
32. "Jacksonville"
Although I really wanted to go with KC. But we'll see how they do this week before I start feeding them to the fire.


Team spirited by Agman


  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

09-19-11, 08:48 PM (EST)
Click to EMail Max%20Headroom Click to send private message to Max%20Headroom Click to view user profile Click to check IP address of the poster
34. "Not a lot of casualties this week."
Estee will be disappointed.
  Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top


Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
about this site   •   advertise on this site  •   contact us  •   privacy policy   •