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"Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
Injuries are reportedly 'serious', but I have a question: How fast do you have to be going out of your driveway to hit both a fire hydrant and tree hard enough for those kind of injuries?

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

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 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... PepeLePew13 11-27-09 1
   RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... Snidget 11-27-09 2
       RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... vince3 11-27-09 4
           RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... PepeLePew13 11-27-09 6
               RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... trigirl 11-27-09 7
                   RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... PepeLePew13 11-27-09 11
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... Estee 11-27-09 3
   RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... cahaya 11-27-09 9
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... Estee 11-27-09 5
 Released from hospital vince3 11-27-09 8
   "Serious" becomes cahaya 11-27-09 10
   RE: Released from hospital Snidget 11-28-09 14
 New Video... PepeLePew13 11-28-09 12
 As the Tabloid Turns Snidget 11-28-09 13
 Police interview delayed again vince3 11-28-09 15
 Yet another delay mrc 11-30-09 16
   RE: Yet another delay mrc 11-30-09 18
       RE: Yet another delay Max Headroom 11-30-09 19
           RE: Yet another delay Round Robin 12-01-09 28
       RE: Yet another delay byoffer 12-01-09 26
           RE: Yet another delay mrc 12-01-09 30
 Wall Street Journal Ad Snidget 11-30-09 17
 Skipping his own tournament. Estee 11-30-09 20
   Time out! cahaya 11-30-09 21
       You will... Estee 11-30-09 22
           RE: You will... vince3 11-30-09 23
               RE: You will... cahaya 11-30-09 24
       RE: Time out! PepeLePew13 11-30-09 25
           RE: Time out! cahaya 12-01-09 27
               RE: Time out! PepeLePew13 12-01-09 29
                   Time in AyaK 12-01-09 31
                       RE: Time in Estee 12-01-09 32
                           RE: Time in Max Headroom 12-01-09 33
                               RE: Time in Estee 12-01-09 34
                                   RE: Time in PepeLePew13 12-01-09 35
                                       RE: Time in AyaK 12-01-09 38
                                           RE: Time in Estee 12-01-09 40
                               RE: Time in mrc 12-01-09 37
                       Rachel not the only one trigirl 12-01-09 36
                           RE: Rachel not the only one AyaK 12-01-09 39
                           RE: Rachel not the only one byoffer 12-01-09 41
                       RE: Time in aethelstan 12-02-09 43
                           RE: Time in Snidget 12-02-09 44
                               RE: Time in PepeLePew13 12-02-09 45
                                   RE: Time in AyaK 12-02-09 48
                                       Voice Mail trigirl 12-02-09 54
                               RE: Time in AyaK 12-02-09 46
                                   RE: Time in aethelstan 12-02-09 49
                                       RE: Time in cahaya 12-02-09 60
                                   RE: Time in byoffer 12-02-09 61
                                       RE: Time in AyaK 12-02-09 62
                       RE: Time in kidflash212 12-02-09 56
 Police: Case Closed vince3 12-02-09 42
 Apology? trigirl 12-02-09 47
   RE: Apology? cahaya 12-02-09 52
       RE: Apology? Snidget 12-02-09 55
 Mistress #2 mrc 12-02-09 50
   RE: Mistress #2 Estee 12-02-09 53
       RE: Mistress #2 AyaK 12-02-09 65
 Alleged Mistress #3 mrc 12-02-09 51
 The "Kobe Special" AyaK 12-02-09 57
 Dan Wetzel editorial byoffer 12-02-09 58
   RE: Dan Wetzel editorial AyaK 12-02-09 63
 Tiger and Elin's Holiday Photo PepeLePew13 12-02-09 59
   RE: Tiger and Elin's Holiday Photo AyaK 12-02-09 64
 Better and better AyaK 12-03-09 66
   Worse than one cahaya 12-03-09 67
       I'm curious. Estee 12-03-09 68
           RE: I'm curious. cahaya 12-03-09 69
           RE: I'm curious. PepeLePew13 12-03-09 70
               RE: I'm curious. Estee 12-03-09 71
                   RE: I'm curious. PepeLePew13 12-03-09 72
 Shoeless and snoring. Estee 12-04-09 73
   RE: Shoeless and snoring. PepeLePew13 12-04-09 74
       RE: Shoeless and snoring. Estee 12-04-09 75
           RE: Shoeless and snoring. vince3 12-04-09 76
 Tiger Parody Song Snidget 12-04-09 77
 Can you outdrive Tiger? Estee 12-04-09 78
 Emptying out the woodwork. Estee 12-06-09 79
   RE: Emptying out the woodwork. HobbsofMI 12-07-09 81
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... kingfish 12-07-09 80
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... AyaK 12-07-09 82
   RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... PepeLePew13 12-07-09 83
       RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... Estee 12-07-09 84
 Early Tuesday Morning Drama Snidget 12-08-09 85
   Second guess. Estee 12-08-09 87
 10 Mistresses and Counting mrc 12-08-09 86
   RE: 10 Mistresses and Counting Estee 12-08-09 88
 Evacuated woman may have been mothe... Estee 12-08-09 89
   RE: Evacuated woman may have been m... kingfish 12-08-09 90
       RE: Evacuated woman may have been m... Snidget 12-08-09 91
       RE: Evacuated woman may have been m... Estee 12-08-09 92
           RE: Evacuated woman may have been m... AyaK 12-08-09 93
               Tiger's "front 9" AyaK 12-08-09 94
               RE: Evacuated woman may have been m... Snidget 12-08-09 95
 Jeanne Moos.... kingfish 12-08-09 96
 Coming to a Playgirl near you... PepeLePew13 12-08-09 97
   RE: Coming to a Playgirl near you..... vince3 12-08-09 98
       RE: Coming to a Playgirl near you..... trigirl 12-09-09 101
 Tiger cahaya 12-08-09 99
   Oompa Loompas Snidget 12-08-09 100
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... byoffer 12-09-09 102
 RE: Tiger Woods injured in car acci... Molaholic 12-09-09 103
 Holly Sampson trigirl 12-10-09 104
 Golf Digest January cover Snidget 12-10-09 105
   RE: Golf Digest January cover trigirl 12-11-09 106
 Are they Homewreckers or Victims To... trigirl 12-11-09 107
   RE: Are they Homewreckers or Victim... kingfish 12-11-09 108
   RE: Are they Homewreckers or Victim... Snidget 12-11-09 109
 Is it a bad sign Snidget 12-11-09 110
   RE: Is it a bad sign Starshine 12-11-09 111
 Tiger: *waves white flag* vince3 12-11-09 112
   RE: Tiger: *waves white flag* Round Robin 12-12-09 113
   Worth noting: Estee 12-12-09 114
       RE: Worth noting: samboohoo 12-12-09 115
           New era slogans. Estee 12-12-09 116
               RE: New era slogans. cahaya 12-12-09 117
                   RE: New era slogans. Estee 12-12-09 118
                   RE: New era slogans. PepeLePew13 12-12-09 119
                       RE: New era slogans. Estee 12-12-09 120
                           RE: New era slogans. kingfish 12-12-09 121
                               RE: New era slogans. PepeLePew13 12-12-09 122
                                   RE: New era slogans. Capn2patch 12-12-09 124
           RE: Worth noting: byoffer 12-12-09 123
               RE: Worth noting: Round Robin 12-13-09 125
 Rather than be stuck in the rough..... Estee 12-13-09 126
   RE: Rather than be stuck in the rou... Round Robin 12-14-09 127
 Any implications are purely acciden... Estee 12-15-09 128
   RE: Any implications are purely acc... byoffer 12-15-09 130
 At least Tiger has one supporter byoffer 12-15-09 129
   RE: At least Tiger has one supporte... Round Robin 12-16-09 131
 Women and their wants. Estee 12-17-09 132
 Tis the season... byoffer 12-21-09 133
   RE: Tis the season... bullzeye 12-22-09 134
       RE: Tis the season... byoffer 12-22-09 135
 Caught by the cheap. Estee 12-23-09 136
   RE: Caught by the cheap. Snidget 12-23-09 137
       RE: Caught by the cheap. vince3 12-23-09 138
           RE: Caught by the cheap. PepeLePew13 12-24-09 139
       RE: Caught by the cheap. Estee 12-24-09 140
 He's a walking recession. Estee 12-28-09 141
   RE: He's a walking recession. trigirl 12-29-09 142
 Rehab? Snidget 12-29-09 143
   RE: Rehab? ARnutz 12-29-09 144
       RE: Rehab? Snidget 12-29-09 145
           RE: Rehab? trigirl 01-05-10 151
 Aw, come on! Estee 12-31-09 146
 Brit Hume's answer Snidget 01-03-10 147
   RE: Brit Hume's answer HobbsofMI 01-05-10 150
 His timing (still) svcks. Estee 01-05-10 148
   RE: His timing (still) svcks. Snidget 01-05-10 149
 Fore! PepeLePew13 01-05-10 152
 Mississippi - Sex Rehab Capital of ... trigirl 01-20-10 153
 Looking for a Gift? trigirl 01-29-10 154
 Tiger speaking to media on Friday mrc 02-17-10 155
 Press conference mrc 02-19-10 156
   RE: Press conference Tummy 02-19-10 157
       No... Estee 02-21-10 164
   Gloria Allred's response mrc 02-19-10 158
 Transcript. Estee 02-19-10 159
   In short... cahaya 02-19-10 160
   RE: Transcript. Round Robin 02-20-10 161
   RE: Transcript. Colonel Zoidberg 02-20-10 162
       RE: Transcript. Round Robin 02-21-10 163
 Shut up, PETA. Estee 02-26-10 165
   RE: Shut up, PETA. Snidget 02-26-10 166
       RE: Shut up, PETA. Estee 02-26-10 167
 Speaking of cheap... Estee 03-08-10 168
   RE: Speaking of cheap... PepeLePew13 03-09-10 169
       RE: Speaking of cheap... Round Robin 03-10-10 170
 Return date set: Augusta. Estee 03-16-10 171
   RE: Return date set: Augusta. vince3 03-16-10 172
 Tiger jokes PepeLePew13 03-17-10 173
   RE: Tiger jokes emydi 03-18-10 174
 Interview transcript. Estee 03-21-10 175
 Worse than infidelity? byoffer 04-30-10 176
   RE: Worse than infidelity? Estee 05-01-10 177
       RE: Worse than infidelity? cahaya 05-03-10 180
 A thousand and one uses! Estee 05-03-10 178
   RE: A thousand and one uses! Snidget 05-03-10 179
 Prioritizing. Estee 07-19-10 181
   RE: Prioritizing. michel 07-20-10 182
       RE: Prioritizing. AyaK 07-20-10 183
           RE: Prioritizing. Estee 07-20-10 184
               RE: Prioritizing. cahaya 07-20-10 185
                   RE: Prioritizing. Estee 07-20-10 187
           RE: Prioritizing. michel 07-20-10 186
 Divorced. Estee 08-23-10 188
   RE: Divorced. cahaya 08-23-10 189
       RE: Divorced. Estee 08-23-10 190
           RE: Divorced. cahaya 08-23-10 191
               Normally I'd be more sympathetic kingfish 08-25-10 192
                   RE: Normally I'd be more sympatheti... AyaK 08-25-10 193
                       RE: Normally I'd be more sympatheti... kingfish 08-25-10 195
                   RE: Normally I'd be more sympatheti... Estee 08-25-10 194
                       RE: Normally I'd be more sympatheti... kingfish 08-25-10 196
 There's a sex tape. Estee 10-07-10 197
   RE: There's a sex tape. Snidget 10-07-10 198
   The tape! PepeLePew13 10-08-10 199
       Close -- Estee 10-19-10 200
 This should be fun... PepeLePew13 07-19-11 201
   RE: This should be fun... cahaya 07-19-11 202
   RE: This should be fun... michel 07-19-11 203
 Tiger and Lindsey sitting in a tree trigirl 01-16-13 204
   RE: Tiger and Lindsey sitting in a ... PepeLePew13 01-16-13 205
       RE: Tiger and Lindsey sitting in a ... Estee 01-16-13 206
           Seems unlikely AyaK 01-16-13 207
               Maybe they are just besties trigirl 02-09-13 208
                   RE: Maybe they are just besties AyaK 02-11-13 209
                       RE: Maybe they are just besties Estee 02-12-13 210
                           RE: Maybe they are just besties kingfish 02-12-13 211

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11-27-09, 04:04 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
I was just coming here to check if anyone had reported on this or not...

Like you, I wondered about the injuries -- if I had to speculate, I'd say maybe there was something that caused him to go out of control and end up hitting a fire hydrant and a tree. A medical condition, a blackout, something that made him disoriented and unaware he was headed towards a couple of obstacles and consequently caused his head to snap violently upon impact?

The sheriff mentioned that it wasn't alcohol-related, so maybe a medical condition caused this.

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2. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
Could also be mechanical. Although he was in a Caddy they just recalled a bunch of Toyotas and Lexi because the accelerator pedals were getting stuck open with the floor mat.
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11-27-09, 04:25 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
If it's mechanical, there's also always the possibility, however unlikely, of sabotage........
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6. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
The more I'm reading about this, the more I'm thinking that it's one of two scenarios, keeping in mind it was about 2:25 in the morning when this happened: a) he had a fight with his wife or someone else (he's known for his temper) and drove off in a rage, or b) he was under the influence of something like Ambien or a painkiller from when he was recovering from his injury last year.

People have speculated he could have been drunk and they're spinning it to keep his image pristine, but I don't buy this as the police wouldn't care about an athlete's image.

What's interesting to me is that "charges are pending", so it appears to be more than a simple accident and rules out a mechanical failure (unless somebody cut the wires).

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11-27-09, 06:58 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
a) he had a fight with his wife or someone else

There HAVE been rumours he's been stepping out...

Gossip

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11-27-09, 08:41 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
LAST EDITED ON 11-28-09 AT 08:52 AM (EST)


And his wife was there to swing one of his golf clubs to break the window of the car to get him out, even though it was 2:25 am. She was up and about, instead of sleeping, so she might have been aiming the golf club at his forehead only a few moments earlier before the crash.

I wonder which one of his clubs did she use to break the window - the driver or the sand wedge? The driver has more clubbing potential but the wedge is good for chipping out an eyeball or two.

ETA: The comments are (sometimes) fun to read, especially the one following the Golf.com article. Here's one: Hopefully Elin used Tiger's driver to smash out the window...that way, she may have re-calibrated it so he can hit more fairways.

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11-27-09, 04:13 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
LAST EDITED ON 11-27-09 AT 04:14 PM (EST)

That's one hell of a slice.

In a related story, the golf writers of America have announced none of next year's majors will actually count.

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11-27-09, 07:52 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
Heckuva drive, too.


Caged by Snidget

Hard to tell whether he made it past 300 yards or not.

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11-27-09, 04:31 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
Hey! That ambulance crew moved him from the natural point of impact! You have to play him where he lies!

...okay, if the fire hydrant counts as the right category of obstacle, maybe we can give him a free drop.

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11-27-09, 07:46 PM (EST)
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8. "Released from hospital"
There are now more details in the story linked at the top:

Apparently all the injuries treated were to his face and were only "minor lacerations"

His wife used a golf club to smash the back window to get him out of the car.

He was in and out of consciousness when the authorities arrived.

Airbags didn't deploy, but they claim they won't on an accident under 33mph.....

Woods was driving, and nobody else was in the car.

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10. ""Serious" becomes"
... "minor".
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11-28-09, 12:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Released from hospital"
33mph sounds about right. When I hit a cow my airbag didn't deploy so we used that as an estimate that I must have been going less than about 30 mph when I hit.

I couldn't really say as I was doing 55 when I hit the breaks but because I was a tad distracted by the impending 750 pounds of pot roast hurtling towards my head I didn't think to look down and check the speedometer to get an exact reading at the moment of impact.

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12. "New Video..."
It seems that this might not have been the first time Tiger has gotten out of control with his SUV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzcbSgkMqjw&feature=player_embedded

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13. "As the Tabloid Turns"
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

And so it goes.

So far we have a fight and possible pain killers.

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15. "Police interview delayed again"
They couldn't interview him Friday because he was home recovering........

They can't interview him today at the request of the Woods' to delay it until Sunday...........

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16. "Yet another delay"
Tiger's statement:

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-woods-accident&prov=ap&type=lgns

http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2009/11/tiger-woods-issues-statement-about-car-accident.html

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11-30-09, 04:23 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Yet another delay"
Apparently, according to FL law, one doesn't have to talk to the police for this type of accident, so Tiger may never say anything more than his statement.
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19. "RE: Yet another delay"
From a PR standpoint, the guy's digging his own grave. If he didn't want to tell the real story, all he needed to do was concoct a believable lie such as, "We ran out of diaper rash cream at 2:30 am and I was headed to Walgreens for a new tube." By being so secretive, now he's inviting all the rumormongers and celebrity gossip peeps to speculate, which is not a good thing.


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28. "RE: Yet another delay"
Max, he's already dug his own grave plenty deep by being indiscreet while screwing around on Elin. With that in the air, the media, especially the lower levels of the media, will be all over Tiger like flies on fresh horse manure, and I don't think either Tiger or Elin are much in the mood to assist them in their endeavors by either talking to them directly or saying anything to the police that could leak out to the media. Under the circumstances he's already up to his neck in it as it is and is probably better off laying low as much as possible.
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26. "RE: Yet another delay"
this type of accident

I would have thought that him wiping out a hydrant would have made it the sort of accident that the police would have to investigate. It may not be a multi-vehicle accident, but still damage to public property.


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30. "RE: Yet another delay"
I fully concur, but the police in FL see it differently, I guess.

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17. "Wall Street Journal Ad"
Probably just coinky dink it ran today, but...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-wall-street-journal-advertisement/

"The road to high performance isn't always paved"

and neither is the one that leads to the lowest common denominator, either.

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20. "Skipping his own tournament."
Partially due to injury, mostly because it's one more way to avoid the press.

Remember: this is a man who doesn't have a public opinion unless five layers of staff approve it first. If you're waiting for a full confessional, pitch a tent: it's going to be a long stay.

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21. "Time out!"
That's the call.

Legally, he's not obligated to say more unless evidence found by police indicate a violation.

Personally, he's asking for privacy because there are some things to be sorted out.

I'll respect that.

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22. "You will..."
...TMZ won't.
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23. "RE: You will..."
Are they willing to go into a possible lawyer fight, though?

I have a feeling that Woods might 'unleash the hounds' on TMZ if they don't call back their hounds..........

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24. "RE: You will..."
The bloodhounds always bark - and some people listen.
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25. "RE: Time out!"

>Personally, he's asking for privacy because there
>are some things to be sorted out.

Translation: Since Elin isn't a natural golfer like Tiger is, she needs extra time to figure out which club to use for the next round.

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27. "RE: Time out!"
We might wonder if she wasn't using the pitching wedge on those windows.
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29. "RE: Time out!"
From the sound of things, she was pitching a fit, alright.
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31. "Time in"
Hasn't it been obvious since Day 1 what happened?

I read the National Enquirer story about Tiger's mistress. Allegedly she was having an affair with actor David Boreanaz, but she broke it off around the beginning of September -- right after he called her from his pregnant wife's bedside when she was giving birth to his daughter on August 31. She told her friends that she was having an affair with Tiger, and he was more desirable than Boreanaz.

By the way, if Rachel Uchitel appeals to men that have wives that look like Jaime Bergman and Elin Nordegren, this speaks highly for her allure.

Then she went to Melbourne to meet Tiger at the Australian Masters, but by that point she and Tiger had found out that someone knew about them (although the only picture of her in Melbourne in the article was taken on a cell phone). So instead of accompanying Tiger to Dubai, as she told her friends she was supposed to do, she had to return home after a one-night stand. She wasn't pleased about that, according to the article.

And according to the article, she and Tiger had been "sexting." It probably wouldn't be too difficult for Elin to find evidence of this, if true.

From the beginning, the story of Elin smashing out the rear window in an Escalade (which is built like a small tank) and carrying Tiger's body through it has been preposterous. The total damage to the car, even after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree, was only $5,000. The airbags didn't even go off.

From my viewpoint, Tiger clearly admitted what was going on when he said that he was human and made mistakes. He wasn't referring to his driving; who would use that language to discuss a non-DUI traffic accident?

And why else would Rachel Uchitel want or need to hire Gloria Allred unless it was to make the most of her 15 minutes of fame?

From a legal standpoint, though, the police could make an argument that the domestic violence was a crime, but I think they'd be very hesitant to make that argument in this case, since it's unlikely that they'd ever charge Elin with a crime without Tiger's testimony that she hit him with a golf club. At most, Tiger will be cited for reckless operation, and that's just not enough of an offense to merit an investigation. It's a fine. Tiger can afford it.

Since anything Tiger or Elin tells the police is a matter of public record, and since they aren't obligated to tell the police anything, I think they're following the best course by saying nothing. That would certainly be my legal advice, were I giving them advice.

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32. "RE: Time in"
By the way, if Rachel Uchitel appeals to men that have wives that look like Jaime Bergman and Elin Nordegren, this speaks highly for her allure.

Men may love her, but the camera hates her. After your comment, I started looking for a good picture of her to paste into the thread. What I've found is bad ones. Lots and lots of bad ones. Try a Google image search and you'll see what I mean.

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33. "RE: Time in"
I agree. I Googled her yesterday and found lots of unflattering pictures too.

But if Tiger's cheating on his supermodel wife, there's more to the story than him wanting a prettier woman.

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34. "RE: Time in"
It was just the 'So what has he decided to be this stupid for?' Because it sure doesn't sound as if it could have been her personality.
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35. "RE: Time in"
He's filthy rich.
He's one of the most powerful men on Earth.
Elin's far prettier than Rachel.
Rachel's personality isn't anything to write home about.

So what's the catch? What would possess Tiger to do something like this?

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38. "RE: Time in"
>He's filthy rich.
>He's one of the most powerful men on Earth.
>Elin's far prettier than Rachel.

I agree with all three of these points. But I don't agree with the next one.

>Rachel's personality isn't anything to write home about.

Says who? Other women? Her string of successful male bedmates (from Yankees players to investment bankers to actors) seems to indicate otherwise.

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40. "RE: Time in"
want or need to hire Gloria Allred unless it was to make the most of her 15 minutes of fame?

I think that said a lot.

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37. "RE: Time in"

Rachel is on the left. Not bad, although it's the best I've seen.

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36. "Rachel not the only one"
They are going to start coming out of the woodwork now.

Gossip

And I agree...Rachel mush have some <ahem> special qualities <ahem> cause she ain't much to look at!

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39. "RE: Rachel not the only one"
Yeah, it's hard to believe that she's his only affair ... especially if he's sophisticated enough at the logistics of an affair to fly her halfway around the world for a tryst.
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41. "RE: Rachel not the only one"
Rachel mush have some <ahem> special qualities <ahem>

I couldn't think of a nice way to say this, but think you might have nailed it.

Plus Tiger has dropped a notch in the hierarchy at home now that the baby is there. He isn't used to not being ranked #1. Maybe he is just finding a way to be #1 in more ways than just golf.


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43. "RE: Time in"
What I still don't understand is how the National Enquirer, the rag that specializes in UFO sightings and abductions, has become a trustworthy source. This isn't Men In Black. I suppose the best that can be said is that it isn't the World Weekly News.
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44. "RE: Time in"
It is a little better than some of the others. I think they've been sued enough that at least for stories involving famous people they do try to pay off someone they can have some assurance is an actual insider for the info.

Now I always wait for them to be verified by someone else, but they did get the John Edwards affair before anyone else. Just it took a long time to be verified because of who broke the story.

The problem is you never really know which of the insiders telling tales for money is someone that actually knows something for sure and is telling the truth about what they know.

I fear we are going to be inundated with women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger. I'm pretty sure a lot of them will just be saying that just to see their name (or other things) in print.

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45. "RE: Time in"
I expect an equal number to try and contact Tiger privately to see if they can extort some money out of him for fear of making it public for the world to see.
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48. "RE: Time in"
I don't think there can be anything more incriminating than the voice mail that was released today, in which Tiger on Wednesday implored one of his mistresses to remove her name from her voice mail because his wife had copied down the numbers from his cell phone and was probably going to call them.

In other words, Elin was blindsided by the Enquirer article and immediately took action to verify the story. When she did ... we know the rest.

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54. "Voice Mail"
OMG! That seems real.

I am starting to feel very sorry for Elin. This is a pattern of behaviour not just a little 'mistake'.

Link to Voice Mail

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46. "RE: Time in"
I realized that the Enquirer had changed when everyone avoided its story about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, but the Enquirer turned out to be 100% correct down to the smallest details.

Right now, stories in the Enquirer tend to be better sourced than stories in other celebrity magazines.

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49. "RE: Time in"
Well, well, well. The times they are a changing.
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60. "RE: Time in"
Yup, yup, with ever increased scrutiny at that.
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61. "RE: Time in"
In the article I linked in post 58, it says that the Enquirer traded publishing the story 2 years ago for Tiger agreeing to be on the cover of a sister company magazine.

Follow the bouncing $$.


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62. "RE: Time in"
Here's the article discussing the supposed 2007 deal to cover up one of Tiger's previous indiscretion:

http://www.news.com.au/world/magazine-may-have-covered-up-affairs/story-e6frfkyi-1225806426775

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56. "RE: Time in"
"Allegedly
she was having an affair
with actor David Boreanaz, but
she broke it off around
the beginning of September --
right after he called her
from his pregnant wife's bedside
when she was giving birth
to his daughter on August
31. She told her
friends that she was having
an affair with Tiger, and
he was more desirable than
Boreanaz."

I assume by "desirable" she meant "richer" or "more likely to make me famous" because in the looks department David is the clear winner in my opinion.

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42. "Police: Case Closed"
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4704066

Woods will get a citation for careless driving, which carries a fine of $164 and 4 points on his driver's license, and that's it. The points aren't close enough to have his license suspended.

Since the tournament that he has cancelled his apperance at was originally scheduled to have been his last this year, he might not be out in front of the cameras for as long as 10 weeks, when Torrey Pines is (the tournament he usually starts the season with, when healthy) or longer.........

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47. "Apology?"
Hmmm....this seems big for the guy who doesn't like to be wrong.

Tiger's Webite Comments

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves....

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52. "RE: Apology?"
Wow, 2,685 comments to that and growing by the minute.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy.

As much as I agree with this principle, as Tiger is finding out, the reality is much different.

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55. "RE: Apology?"
Yep, I know he craves his privacy but there are times when I pretty much agree with this open letter to Tiger http://www.cnbc.com/id/34220598

The stonewalling and cover up and vague comments just makes it much worse than just doing a quick one time open and honest this is exactly how it got screwed up announcement.

Sometimes the less you say the more there is to talk about and the longer it goes on and the worse it is. Sometimes heading off the tabloids with the truth does way more to shut them up than anything else.

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50. "Mistress #2"
Jaime Grubbs, of Tool Academy "fame":

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/12/02/jaime-grubbs-tigers-second-mistress?slide=3

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53. "RE: Mistress #2"
If you're female and on Tool Academy, you're there because your boyfriend svcks.

Looks like she's a slow learner.

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65. "RE: Mistress #2"
>If you're female and on Tool Academy, you're there because your
>boyfriend svcks.

Apparently, so does Jaime, at least with Tiger.

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51. "Alleged Mistress #3"
Kalika Moquin:

http://jackcolton.com/31_kalika_moquin.htm

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57. "The "Kobe Special""
Apparently hanging around with famous philanderers like Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley led Tiger to think that he could do whatever he wanted. He should have realized that Elin, whose mother was a minister in Sweden's government, wasn't as passive as these other guys' wives were about serial cheating.

But he's still trying to buy his way out of trouble, first joking about buying the "Kobe Special": "a house on a finger", according to Tiger.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-uchitel-zales-ring/

...and now apparently with a sizable payoff to Elin to not divorce him, along with totally worthless marriage counseling:

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

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58. "Dan Wetzel editorial"
I always appreciate Dan's view of things, including his comments about Tiger's "so-called" apology.


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63. "RE: Dan Wetzel editorial"
I love his reference to Tiger's "Cocktail Waitresses Across America" tour. That sums it up.
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59. "Tiger and Elin's Holiday Photo"
Just in time to send out Christmas cards...

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64. "RE: Tiger and Elin's Holiday Photo"
You know, it's not surprising that he's won so many majors, because he seems to have a preference for stroke play,
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66. "Better and better"
This story is the gift that keeps on giving in the celebrity gossip world.

New developments:

Tiger Woods' mom Kultida and Elin Nordegren's mom were at the Florida mansion at time of crash

And better yet:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tigers-mistress-i-lied-for-him/

Sources say less than an hour before Tiger's accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and asked whom he was texting. She grabbed the phone and we're told she called Rachel to confront her. According to sources, Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.

We're also told there was damage as a result of the altercation in the vestibule area of Tiger's home -- damage that cannot be easily repaired, and that is why Tiger would not let police come in.

But Tiger's big wallet may be heading off more trouble, although his payoffs are far bigger than Kobe's:

Rachel and Tiger Spoke Last Night

I'm presuming that Gloria Allred is earning her money right now.

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67. "Worse than one"
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-09 AT 08:16 PM (EST)

... woman scorned is three!

The Mother(s) of all Domestic Disputes!

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68. "I'm curious."
What makes you think this is going to stop at three?
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69. "RE: I'm curious."
Gals, maybe.

But there's a max of three of mothers (his, hers and her).

Oops, that is, unless one of the gals...

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70. "RE: I'm curious."
A little birdie told us
It isn't just a hole in one
This is par for the course
Tiger's behaving like a bogeyman
Thought he could fly free like an eagle
But this has become an albatross around his neck
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71. "RE: I'm curious."
But can he score the nigh-impossible condor? Is it possible? Is it plausible? Should we rename it a Wilt?
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72. "RE: I'm curious."
A Wilt is what happened when Elin caught him.
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73. "Shoeless and snoring."
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4712889

Other fun bits:

1. The driveway is so long that Elin needed a golf cart to catch up? And there's a golf cart on the property?

2. 31-month affair? So when Jaimee was on Tool Academy complaining about her horrible boyfriend, she was well into cheating on him? Oh, the sincerity.

3. Snoring?

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74. "RE: Shoeless and snoring."
Maybe Tiger was the "horrible boyfriend" she was complaining about?
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75. "RE: Shoeless and snoring."
LAST EDITED ON 12-04-09 AT 07:57 PM (EST)

If he'd been in the cast, I think I'd remember it. (Also that the ratings would have been a lot higher. And he definitely wouldn't have been there for the prize money.)

Ball-Cleaning Tool?

ETA: Read this carefully.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/castmate-jaimee-grubbs-discussed-tiger-woods-on-tool-academy-10035.php

The irony just keeps piling up, doesn't it?

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76. "RE: Shoeless and snoring."
I wonder if VH1 pushed for Grubb's "boyfriend" to work on his relationship with his other girlfriend instead so that they could get rid of Grubbs to "protect" Tiger?
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77. "Tiger Parody Song"
I can't seem to get a direct link but it is on this page
http://www.1075kzl.com/pages/3692158.php
Tiger Got Ran Over Song
In the Audio section on the right.
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78. "Can you outdrive Tiger?"
How about outcollide?

http://www.addictinggames.com/tigerparkingslam.html

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79. "Emptying out the woodwork."
How many claimed mistresses are we up to now? Five? Six? Will it ten by the time I finish this post? And I heard one of them is claiming her affair began in 2004 -- the year of Tiger's marriage. Well, he always was an early starter...

Just a few more and we'll have enough to cast a reality show: I Claimed To Sleep With A Billionaire. (The elimination ceremony will involve golf clubs. And Elin.)

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81. "RE: Emptying out the woodwork."
I believe he has filled out the front 9.....back 9 next? We should have a contest to see who can pick the closest without going over.


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80. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
SNL on Tiger's woes..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/34309556#34303538

(Probably on UTube too)

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82. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
How fast do you have to be going out of your driveway to hit both a fire hydrant and tree hard enough for those kind of injuries?

A better question is this: How fast do you have to be going to burn through 10 mistresses (so far) in six years?

You know, I always wondered why Tiger owned two houses in the same gated community. He claimed it was so he could keep his family life separate from his golfing business. But now we know it was so he could cheat on his wife without getting caught.

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83. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
We've got a new race! Will Tiger get to 19 major championships or 19 mistresses first? Stay tuned, America...
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84. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
If the rumor that he's starting to pay them off for silence (and good luck with that -- there is no such thing as one-time blackmail) is true, I'd put my bet on the mistresses. This has officially turned into the Free Money Line: Photoshop a picture of yourself with Tiger and win (at least) a million dollars! And if you can't do that? Fake a text. This man pays off like the world's greatest slot machine: pull his handle and stand by for bells! Gosh, if only we'd known about this a little earlier. Just think how many of us would have gone into cocktail waitress careers. Who knew that was where the real money was?

Well, that and regrooving 3-woods.

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85. "Early Tuesday Morning Drama"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34323757/ns/sports-golf/

A woman was transported to hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home after firefighters responded to a medical call early Tuesday, NBC News reported.

According to Orlando-based WESH, the adult female was taken from the $2.6 million masnion "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m.

Yikes!

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87. "Second guess."
The head of his PR team collapsed from exhaustion.

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86. "10 Mistresses and Counting"
I think we have a new TLC show.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/11/30/rachel-uchitel-jaimee-grubbs-kalika-moquin

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88. "RE: 10 Mistresses and Counting"
The best part of that is the little sign over the first picture: '1 of 26'.
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89. "Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
Sounds like she might have been released.

Boy, he's just living the dream right now.

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90. "RE: Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
Next time I express a wish to be a world champion golfer with beautiful wife and all the money, fame, homes, jets, etc. that I want, plus 20+ of the worlds most desirable women on the side, just slap me out of that silly nonsense, please.
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91. "RE: Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
*gigglesnort*

Yep unfortunately the higher the pedestal the longer and harder that fall is going to be.

So, do you think Dr. Drew has called Tiger to get him on the next season of the Sex Addicts show, yet?

Now it makes sense why so many athletes make sure to have at least one scandal while they are in college. That way when they screw up again they don't have so far to fall and that sudden stop at the end isn't so bad.

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92. "RE: Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
plus 20+ of the worlds most desirable women on the side

But then you wouldn't be Tiger Woods.

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93. "RE: Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
LAST EDITED ON 12-08-09 AT 12:35 PM (EST)

Yeah, some of these women wouldn't even look good at closing time.

The story came out today that Elin and her twin sister just bought a $2 million house in Sweden that is only accessible by ferry. I think Tiger's going to have a long trip to see his kids before much longer.

Then again, I also heard that Elin got a call from Phil Mickelson this week. He wanted some tips on beating Tiger.

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94. "Tiger's "front 9""
http://theproducers.weei.com/

Rachel (in this picture) and Jaime are very nice. Can't tell bout Kalika from this photo. Mindy, on the other hand....

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95. "RE: Evacuated woman may have been mother-in-law."
*snort* Phil Mickelson *slaps thigh*

That's good, I may have to steal it.

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96. "Jeanne Moos...."
You just knew Jeanne would take a swing at this...


http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/12/07/moos.tigers.harem.cnn

I wish I could post this without the commercial.

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97. "Coming to a Playgirl near you..."
Boy, is this a record for most body blows in such a short time for a celebrity?

Nude Tiger Pics Surface?

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98. "RE: Coming to a Playgirl near you..."
I think this is the implosion of a carefully constructed house of cards that created a character that wasn't as pure as was presented to the mass populus........
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101. "RE: Coming to a Playgirl near you..."
I think this is the implosion of a carefully constructed house of cards

You are so right!

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99. "Tiger"
*boink*


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100. "Oompa Loompas"
for the block

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/oompa-loompas-tiger-woods-alleged-affair-jeff-beacher-mistress-video/

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102. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
Looks like no California Congressional Medal of Honour for Tiger.

With all the problems I hear about in California these days, some congressman had time to work on this?


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103. "RE: Tiger Woods injured in car accident"
I don't get all the hoopla. All Eldrick did was take out one little space.

He wanted to go out for some practice, so his wife told to "go play a round."

So he did -- he went out to "play around."


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I didn't read all the 100+ posts ahead of me, so I hope this isn't a mini lime helmet...

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104. "Holly Sampson "
Porn Star #1 admitting to a 'transgression' with Tiger....back before anyone would have believe her. This was apparently taped in May on some adult video show.

TMZ

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105. "Golf Digest January cover"
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2009/12/tiger_woods_barack_obama_golf.html

Yep, that is just what Obama needs right now.

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106. "RE: Golf Digest January cover"
I know, I know. When my copy arrived in the mail I LMAO and started imagining the late night shows having fun with it.
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107. "Are they Homewreckers or Victims Too?"
So do you feel sorry for any of these women?

Rachel is reported to be angry about the growing list of women and the unprotected sex Tiger had. Espcially from those in the porn industry.

Holly Sampson says he wasn't even married at the time of their 'transgression' (Oh yeah, it was his Bachelor Party...that doesn't count) and should not be called a homewrecker.

Jamie Grubbs said she didn't know he was in a relationship with Elin and was in too deep by the time she found out the truth.

Are they fortune hunters or did Tiger screw them over as well?

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108. "RE: Are they Homewreckers or Victims Too?"
Everybody lies.

Except Holly. If you get a chance to boink a porn star, it should be your god given right to do so without repercussions. So with her, she's right, it shouldn't count.

Let's try and keep one wheel in the real world, OK?

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109. "RE: Are they Homewreckers or Victims Too?"
There may be some of both, but I see more victim than all these women either fell in love or deliberately led Tiger astray with the thought of getting him to leave his wife and marry them.

I suspect Tiger may have a sex addiction or other issue that underlies why he allegedly did this to lots of women.

So even if they just were in it for the thrill (and probably most of them have some issue that led them to be in it as well) I suspect part of the situation involved a certain amount of lying and other addictive/manipulative kinds of behavior from Tiger.

I mean most serial cheaters and/or single players (whether sex addicts or not) seem to find it is easier to get a lot of women (I would think) by at least doing a few things that would make a woman think maybe they have some meaning. I mean I would think it could limit the potential mates if your come on line was I am looking to use you for my own personal gratification and have no intent of ever giving you anything back that has any meaning to me, oh and you are the (fill in the number) of women I have done this to this week/month/year/decade. I hope you enjoy being # whatever on my list.

At least learning their name, giving them a few texts, etc as if you might actually be interested in a relationship of some sort certainly should, I would think, get more girls than just letting people know they are meaningless pawns in your sexual games. Although I'm sure there are some women who would sleep with someone rich just to say they did even if the guy was completely upfront about being a user who has no intention of doing anything but using you (after all maybe you will be the one vagina in all the world that will teach him the meaning of true love and he will give up the life for you and only you type of fantasy).

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110. "Is it a bad sign"
When you get an injunction banning the publication of photos even if you claim you don't think they could exist?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/12/11/tiger.woods.injunction/index.html

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111. "RE: Is it a bad sign"
**** more libel tourism.

One of the things that is really hacking me off at the moment is the way the world are using British courts to block material printed elsewhere, and we are letting them. Damn you Justice Eady

Sorry, back to Tiger

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112. "Tiger: *waves white flag*"
Tiger has announced that he's taking an indefinite leave of absence from golf, to try to be a better husband, father, and person.....

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4735593

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113. "RE: Tiger: *waves white flag*"
It's never gonna last. Tiger is too much of a hound, so unless he gets his jewelry hacked off, he will sin again. If Elin ever actually gets around to dumping his sorry a$$, I think he'll give up on marriage and go back to being a full time womanizer, not that he's not that already. It can't eff up his image any worse than he's effed it up already.
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114. "Worth noting:"
1. He has now admitted to cheating, but not how much or with whom.

2. He's also stepping away from his charity for the duration, which isn't necessarily the best move. Yes, his association with them may hurt the cause, but it's not as if they can casually take his name off the door.

3. Nike is staying with him, AT&T is reevaluating the relationship, and Accenture took him off their website.

4. You know you're in trouble when John Daly is in a position to give you advice.

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115. "RE: Worth noting:"
"3. Nike is staying with him, AT&T is reevaluating the relationship"

One would expect as much from companies whose slogans are or have been, "Just Do It" and "Reach Out and Touch Someone."


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116. "New era slogans. "
Just Do Her

Reach Out And Touch That: You're Rich

High Tabloid Sales: Delivered.

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117. "RE: New era slogans. "
Drive it.
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118. "RE: New era slogans. "
Gillette: The Dumbest A Man Can Get

They're phasing out his advertising appearances for them to assist in his retreat from the public eye. (They actually said that.)

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119. "RE: New era slogans. "
Drive it into the hole.

Fixed that for ya.

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120. "RE: New era slogans. "
D'ya think that as a golf spectator battle cry, 'Get in the hole!' is officially dead?
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121. "RE: New era slogans. "
It becomes "Get in the hole (Snigger giggle)"
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122. "RE: New era slogans. "
For years, idiots have been yelling, "You da man!" at golf tournaments.

Now, we'll be wondering if the ubiquitous "You da man!" is in relation to Tiger's libido/ability to pick up the chicks or to his skill as a golfer.

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124. "RE: New era slogans. "
Apparently Gatorade doesn't concur with new era slogans, and have pulled Tiger's sausage ad.



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123. "RE: Worth noting:"
Apparently his new contract with Nike involves a much bigger hat. The additional room is needed for all the additional check marks...


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125. "RE: Worth noting:"
If you think he's got a lot of checkmarks now, wait till you see how many he gets if Elin divorces his sorry womanizing a$$. You'd need the flight deck of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier to hold all those checkmarks.
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126. "Rather than be stuck in the rough..."
...Accenture has dropped Tiger.

Meanwhile, Tiger's caddie (Steve Williams) is furious with ESPN's Rick Reilly's implication that he would have known about all the cheating and even helped to arrange some of it. Mr. Williams is insisting that his knowledge of Tiger's activities stops at the gate to the parking lot. He currently knows nothing, never has known anything, and has no plans on knowing anything in the future. Period and forever.

Possibly the most blatant lie of the year. Your average caddie-player relationship takes place with an intensity that lets the caddie speak in first-person-plural about his player. Guess what, Steve? Unless you're the only exception to the rule, you can start with 'We cheated. And we helped.' The golfer burps and the caddie says 'Excuse me' -- except that Steve's never thought Tiger did anything which needed excusing. A cross between a bodyguard and a professional sycophant.

Well, at least he's loyal.

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127. "RE: Rather than be stuck in the rough..."
Oh, he's loyal all right. He's also the most ill-tempered, ill-mannered son of a B caddying for a top player today, not to mention that there's no doubt whatsoever that he's lying through his teeth about Tiger's womanizing and his knowledge of it. Even if he didn't actively help Tiger acquire women, as much womanizing as Tiger did, Williams had to know about a lot of it, and if he says otherwise, he's a bloody liar.
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128. "Any implications are purely accidental."
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216
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130. "RE: Any implications are purely accidental."
If there is truth about Tiger using performance enhancement drugs, then this is an even larger story than all the rest. As a human, society is very disappointed in his actions with respect to his marriage. But Tiger as a golfer - no as the golfer - there is no excusing him for cheating at golf.

He will end up a pariah like Barry Bonds.


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129. "At least Tiger has one supporter"
How great must this open letter from Ron Artest make Tiger feel!!


Who's next, Charles Manson??

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131. "RE: At least Tiger has one supporter"
With supporters like Artest, Tiger needs no enemies.
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132. "Women and their wants."
Elin wants a divorce.

Oprah wants a full hour.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4750352

Followed by a divorce.

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133. "Tis the season..."
The New Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.



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134. "RE: Tis the season..."
If you wrote this, then full on "Bravo."

If you sourced this elsewhere, then full on "Bravo".


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135. "RE: Tis the season..."
I can only take credit for sharing something sent to me (by my mother!). It is very funny. Bravo to the writer.


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136. "Caught by the cheap."
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=reilly_rick&id=4765227

Tiger just keeps getting stupider.

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137. "RE: Caught by the cheap."
2. Would you agree that when a porn actress such as Holly Sampson comes out and says (in a widely-viewed online video) that yes, she did have sex with you at your bachelor party but that she was not a "mistress" -- thus trying to distance herself from the whole scandal -- you've hit rock bottom?

I hope so.

*snort*

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138. "RE: Caught by the cheap."
I find it interesting that Phil Mickelson hasn't said word one about Tiger's infidelity either way.......... as was mentioned in response to the final letter out of the bag...... Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
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139. "RE: Caught by the cheap."
Could it just be because Phil feels it's not his business?

If I was a fellow pro, I wouldn't want to say anything either because you know how Tiger can carry a grudge and kick serious azz if you say something against him - just ask Stephen Ames who is still feeling the burn of being shut-out by a 9-and-8 score in match play after criticizing Tiger's game. Or Rory Sabbatini.

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140. "RE: Caught by the cheap."
Your amusement offends me.

Not that Holly was a model of decorum and high industry standards, but...

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141. "He's a walking recession."
Estimated total cost of his affairs to the economy: between five and twelve billion dollars.

http://faculty.gsm.ucdavis.edu/~vstango/tiger003.pdf

Admittedly, it's a highly educated guess. But wouldn't it be fun to see someone sue him for the lost revenue?

$12,000,000,000. Because he's cheap.

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142. "RE: He's a walking recession."
Okay, so I just read the Executive Summary, but that's pretty cool. It will be interesting if the companies involved ever release any data of their own.

Was at the airport last week and seriously had to resist the childish urge to grafitti the Accenture billboard from "Doer" to "DoHer". I must be 15 or something...tee hee
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143. "Rehab?"
Seems like a logical step.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/tiger_woods/x17_xclusive_tiger_woods_in_rehab_says_source-12292009.php

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144. "RE: Rehab?"
LAST EDITED ON 12-29-09 AT 05:39 PM (EST)

That depends...

Is Dr. Drew there?

...and are they filming?

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145. "RE: Rehab?"
Dr. Drew's in Pasadena and I dunno if they are doing a second Sex Rehab or not. The next regular old drug edition should be airing soon.
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151. "RE: Rehab?"
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-10 AT 11:06 AM (EST)

Duplicate...sorry

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146. "Aw, come on!"
They've always been about screwing as many people as humanly possible!

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4784720

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147. "Brit Hume's answer"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/03/brit-hume-to-tiger-woods_n_409720.html

Convert to Christianity.

Since Christianity is about God's forgiveness that is the only way any human on earth will forgive you, or some such.

I mean everyone knows Christians don't cheat on their spouses so if you convert we know you won't do it agai....oh, wait....

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150. "RE: Brit Hume's answer"
Didn't Rove just get divorced to wife no 2?


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148. "His timing (still) svcks."
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149. "RE: His timing (still) svcks."
Not sure if it is his timing, per se...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/05/annie-leibovitzs-bank-acc_n_411448.html

Apparently Ms. Leibovitz took the pictures a few years ago, but hadn't done anything with them. Cue scandal, and sounds like she needed some cash and...instacover.

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152. "Fore!"
Looks like Elin knows how to swing a nine-iron...

This is coming from Pat Burns, a former cop who later became a NHL head coach with the Habs, Leafs, Bruins and Devils - he has a cop friend who was there on the night of Tiger's accident:

Elin knocked out two teeth with a nine-iron?

Bang!

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153. "Mississippi - Sex Rehab Capital of the World"
Who knew?

Tiger in Mississippi?

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154. "Looking for a Gift?"
For that hard-to-buy for someone? Look no further. These golf balls are hilarious!

Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls


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155. "Tiger speaking to media on Friday"
Tiger will be speaking to the media on Friday.

-- Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks publicly for the first time since his middle-of-the-night car accident sparked stunning revelations of infidelity.

However, his agent said Woods will not take any questions from a small group of media.

"This is not a press conference," Mark Steinberg said Wednesday, adding Woods will speak about his past and what he plans next, along with apologizing for his behavior.

It will be Woods' first public appearance since Nov. 27, when he crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home. Woods' only comments since then have been made through his Web site.

Steinberg said Woods is to speak at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse at the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour.

"This is all about the next step," Steinberg told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."

He said three wire services would be invited, and he was asking the Golf Writers Association of America to pick a small group of reporters to serve as a pool. Steinberg said there would be one pool camera, but it would be available live via satellite.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4921899

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156. "Press conference"
It's been a very conciliatory speech. Tiger has apologized, attacked media invasion of his family's privacy, and explained how he lost his spiritual focus. He knows he hasn't been a good role model. He may or may not be back to golf this season. He's going back to therapy tomorrow.
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157. "RE: Press conference"
You left out that he trashed any chance of future endorsements or becoming America's favorite golfer again by admitting he's not a Christian.
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164. "No..."
...it sets him up to emerge from rehab with a miraculous conversion which saves his soul and puts him on the path to holy righteousness.

Brilliantly planned out, really.

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158. "Gloria Allred's response"
She's a real piece of work.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/19/gloria-allred-tiger-woods_n_469184.html

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159. "Transcript."
'Good morning, and thank you for joining me. Many of you in this room are my friends. Many of you in this room know me. Many of you have cheered for me or you've worked with me or you've supported me.

Now every one of you has good reason to be critical of me. I want to say to each of you, simply and directly, I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.

I know people want to find out how I could be so selfish and so foolish. People want to know how I could have done these things to my wife Elin and to my children. And while I have always tried to be a private person, there are some things I want to say.

Elin and I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior. As Elin pointed out to me, my real apology to her will not come in the form of words; it will come from my behavior over time. We have a lot to discuss; however, what we say to each other will remain between the two of us.

I am also aware of the pain my behavior has caused to those of you in this room. I have let you down, and I have let down my fans. For many of you, especially my friends, my behavior has been a personal disappointment. To those of you who work for me, I have let you down personally and professionally. My behavior has caused considerable worry to my business partners.

To everyone involved in my foundation, including my staff, board of directors, sponsors, and most importantly, the young students we reach, our work is more important than ever. Thirteen years ago, my dad and I envisioned helping young people achieve their dreams through education. This work remains unchanged and will continue to grow. From the Learning Center students in Southern California to the Earl Woods scholars in Washington, D.C., millions of kids have changed their lives, and I am dedicated to making sure that continues.

But still, I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you. I have made you question who I am and how I could have done the things I did. I am embarrassed that I have put you in this position.

For all that I have done, I am so sorry.

I have a lot to atone for, but there is one issue I really want to discuss. Some people have speculated that Elin somehow hurt or attacked me on Thanksgiving night. It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that. Elin never hit me that night or any other night. There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves praise, not blame.

The issue involved here was my repeated irresponsible behavior. I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated. What I did is not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame.

I stopped living by the core values that I was taught to believe in. I knew my actions were wrong, but I convinced myself that normal rules didn't apply. I never thought about who I was hurting. Instead, I thought only about myself. I ran straight through the boundaries that a married couple should live by. I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to. I felt that I had worked hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me. I felt I was entitled. Thanks to money and fame, I didn't have to go far to find them.

I was wrong. I was foolish. I don't get to play by different rules. The same boundaries that apply to everyone apply to me. I brought this shame on myself. I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation, and kids all around the world who admired me.

I've had a lot of time to think about what I've done. My failures have made me look at myself in a way I never wanted to before. It's now up to me to make amends, and that starts by never repeating the mistakes I've made. It's up to me to start living a life of integrity.

I once heard, and I believe it's true, it's not what you achieve in life that matters; it's what you overcome. Achievements on the golf course are only part of setting an example. Character and decency are what really count.

Parents used to point to me as a role model for their kids. I owe all those families a special apology. I want to say to them that I am truly sorry.

It's hard to admit that I need help, but I do. For 45 days from the end of December to early February, I was in inpatient therapy receiving guidance for the issues I'm facing. I have a long way to go. But I've taken my first steps in the right direction.

As I proceed, I understand people have questions. I understand the press wants to ask me for the details and the times I was unfaithful. I understand people want to know whether Elin and I will remain together. Please know that as far as I'm concerned, every one of these questions and answers is a matter between Elin and me. These are issues between a husband and a wife.

Some people have made up things that never happened. They said I used performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely and utterly false. Some have written things about my family. Despite the damage I have done, I still believe it is right to shield my family from the public spotlight. They did not do these things; I did.

I have always tried to maintain a private space for my wife and children. They have been kept separate from my sponsors, my commercial endorsements. When my children were born, we only released photographs so that the paparazzi could not chase them. However, my behavior doesn't make it right for the media to follow my 2½-year-old daughter to school and report the school's location. They staked out my wife and they pursued my mom. Whatever my wrongdoings, for the sake of my family, please leave my wife and kids alone.

I recognize I have brought this on myself, and I know above all I am the one who needs to change. I owe it to my family to become a better person. I owe it to those closest to me to become a better man. That's where my focus will be.

I have a lot of work to do, and I intend to dedicate myself to doing it. Part of following this path for me is Buddhism, which my mother taught me at a young age. People probably don't realize it, but I was raised a Buddhist, and I actively practiced my faith from childhood until I drifted away from it in recent years. Buddhism teaches that a craving for things outside ourselves causes an unhappy and pointless search for security. It teaches me to stop following every impulse and to learn restraint. Obviously I lost track of what I was taught.

As I move forward, I will continue to receive help because I've learned that's how people really do change. Starting tomorrow, I will leave for more treatment and more therapy. I would like to thank my friends at Accenture and the players in the field this week for understanding why I'm making these remarks today.

In therapy I've learned the importance of looking at my spiritual life and keeping in balance with my professional life. I need to regain my balance and be centered so I can save the things that are most important to me, my marriage and my children.

That also means relying on others for help. I've learned to seek support from my peers in therapy, and I hope someday to return that support to others who are seeking help. I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don't know when that day will be.

I don't rule out that it will be this year. When I do return, I need to make my behavior more respectful of the game. In recent weeks I have received many thousands of e-mails, letters and phone calls from people expressing good wishes. To everyone who has reached out to me and my family, thank you. Your encouragement means the world to Elin and me.

I want to thank the PGA Tour, Commissioner Finchem, and the players for their patience and understanding while I work on my private life. I look forward to seeing my fellow players on the course.

Finally, there are many people in this room, and there are many people at home who believed in me. Today I want to ask for your help. I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in me again.

Thank you.'

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160. "In short..."
Meh, meh, meh, me, me, me.
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02-20-10, 10:32 AM (EST)
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161. "RE: Transcript."
Tiger's lying through his teeth about Elin not attacking him that night. She damn well did and everybody knows it.
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162. "RE: Transcript."
I don't give two damns what religion Tiger Woods practices. Shall I read off the list of his sins?

Said as someone who would only watch golf if the only other alternative was open-heart surgery with no anesthesia...I'll now take the surgery.

Tiger Woods is a self-absorbed douchebag, a pathological liar, and a crocodile-tear-crying asswipe who doesn't deserve to be looked up to by criminals, let alone aspiring golfers and children. America will forgive him. They shouldn't, however. But this is the same country that forgave Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, and everyone else who does things this amazingly stupid.

His statement? A bunch of crap. He might deserve some respect if he had walked up to the podium and said, "I was going to read a statement, but...**rips up his statement** The hell with it. I'll just be honest. Please hold questions to the end."

Tiger gives all men a bad name. Because of him, all men look like liars and cheaters. Thanks a lot, you selfish bastard. Go back and sleep on a mattress of $100 bills and go curse at people on the golf course.

Grumble.

At least he made this statement before noon. Otherwise, the entire Eastern time zone would have lost its lunch.

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163. "RE: Transcript."
I didn't listen to the dumb son of a B. I deliberately avoided it. But I've seen most of the lowlights and read the transcript, and he's as full of sh!t as a Thanksgiving turkey. Which he was.
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165. "Shut up, PETA."
Does the publicity for the sake of publicity ever stop?

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/02/25/tiger-woods-billboard/

Next up: we all start feeling sorry for Mark Sanford.

It's not even funny.

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166. "RE: Shut up, PETA."
Shouldn't they be too busy harassing Sea World right now?
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167. "RE: Shut up, PETA."
Why? More kitten exploitation?
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168. "Speaking of cheap..."
Some of the details on this have come out: apparently during the affair stage, one of Tiger's mistresses (Jamie Jungers, sounds like) got into a little financial trouble. Trouble that, being on a limited income, she couldn't get erself out of in the time she had to work with. So she went to Tiger, he of the billion-dollar portfolio, and asked her part-time lover for a little financial aid. He refused. No money would he spend on her. No money had he tipped her when they'd first met, and no money could she have now. Choke on it and see you Wednesday.

What's come out as an apparently-solid fact? The amount she so desperately needed.

Two hundred dollars.

May he never pass Go again.

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169. "RE: Speaking of cheap..."
Well... it makes sense. Give in once, and they'll just keep going after you with increasing amounts each time. "You gave it to me the last time, why not now?" and so on...

I've been there - once you say yes, the sharks clamp their jaws around your ankle. (No, not 'being there as in being Tiger')

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170. "RE: Speaking of cheap..."
That may be, Pepe, but as much money as he has, it only makes him look that much more like a tightwad and a lout that he used this woman for his pleasure and then was too damn tight to give her a lousy 200 bucks. He's lucky she didn't shove a false sexual assault charge down his throat just for $hitS and giggles.
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171. "Return date set: Augusta."
'Georgia: a tradition of multiple mistresses like no other.'
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172. "RE: Return date set: Augusta."
Plus they have the strictest set of rules for both the fans and press to follow or they'll be ejected extra quickly.......
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173. "Tiger jokes"
Now that Tiger's on his way back, I thought it'd be a good time to compile a list of jokes at Tiger's expense that has been thrown out there from time to time.


"What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards."

"Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to an multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for its new line of women’s fairway woods. Their new slogan; 'Elin Woods – clubs you can beat Tiger with.'"

"Tiger said the fault for the accident was his Escalade. So typical of a golfer. Always blame the Caddy!"

"Coming soon to a theatre near you -- 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.'"

"Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie."

"Tiger's other women aren't mistresses. They're provisionals."

"Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron."

"What did the OnStar lady say when Tiger crashed? 'Mr. Woods, this is OnStar. We've just received a signal you've been involved in a front end collision. We have dispatched four cocktail waitresses to assist you.'"

"Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, 'I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.'" (You know how golfers like to fudge on their scorecards)

"Apparently 2010 is the Chinese Year of the Tiger. But there's no truth to the rumour that 2009 was actually the Year of the Cheetah."

"Tiger Woods is going to go back to his swing coach during his leave of absence. He’s gotten so wild with his driver that he keeps knocking it into the bushes on the wrong hole."

(From Conan O'Brien) "Tiger Woods' wife has purchased a new house in Sweden with the help of her twin sister. When he heard this, Tiger said, 'Wait! She's got a twin sister?!?'"

One that golfers will get: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says he never talked about golf during sex. Yeah, however, he did keep his head down and his left arm straight."

Gatorade® recently terminated its Sponsorship Agreement with Tiger Woods along with dropping the slogan, “Is it in you?™” Nike® will keep Tiger as a spokesman and continue with the motto, “Just do it.™”



The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

“However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified”. The next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

“Sorry about the mix up”, apologizes the Pope.

“No problem” replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: “I am really anxious to get to heaven.”

Tiger: “Why is that?”

Pope: “All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”

Tiger: “You’re a day late.”


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174. "RE: Tiger jokes"
South Park started it's 14th season last nite with a great ep with Tiger and Ben very very current..I'm sure Comedy Central will replay it this week a bunch
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175. "Interview transcript."
He generally comes across as a well-coached leaking sack of manure.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5015614

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176. "Worse than infidelity?"
I thought the infidelity was pretty bad, but now Tiger has really let us down.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-quailhollow

Missing the cut? Just how low will this guy stoop??


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177. "RE: Worse than infidelity?"
And the last time you shot 79 was...?
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180. "RE: Worse than infidelity?"
Well, I've shot better than a 43 on the back 9 before.
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178. "A thousand and one uses!"
http://tinyurl.com/2ahqxsd

Honestly, it's not as if you could pick up the nearest fallen tree branch and shatter the back window of a car for free.

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179. "RE: A thousand and one uses!"
Starting bid is a quarter of a million.

Am I the only one wondering who needs that much to stay quiet?

Or am I just a Bad Snidget?


If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan

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181. "Prioritizing. "
Rachel Uchitel has made the arguable single best move of her reignited demi-celebrity life: she's checked herself into Celebrity Rehab. But she was up for another show. A bigger show. And in response to her choice, the host of that show said...

*sigh*

I'll let him say it for himself.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/rachel-uchitel-dumped-by-celebrity-apprentice-due-celebrity-rehab-11341.php

'Idiot' is a really weak word, isn't it?

And this is now a bloody triplepost.

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182. "RE: Prioritizing. "
Celebrity Rehab? Celebrity Apprentice? The word used to mean being illustrious, being brilliantly outstanding. How come now it means being a DAW?
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183. "RE: Prioritizing. "
Paris Hilton.

When she became a recognized celebrity, everything changed. Now we have Kate Gosselin and Speidi on the cover of People.

I may have contributed to the coarsening of the culture by giving Paris so much coverage years ago. If so, I apologize to the world.

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184. "RE: Prioritizing. "
I checked with the world. It wants money.
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185. "RE: Prioritizing. "
And your life.
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187. "RE: Prioritizing. "
It's thinking it over.
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186. "RE: Prioritizing. "
Paris Hilton? That sums it up nicely.
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188. "Divorced."
It's official. (Elin is officially independently wealthy.)

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950

Shared parenting? There are some things Tiger can't hand over to his caddie for safekeeping. The travel schedule of a golfer makes it very hard to be a father. The other major sports let their players go home some of the time. Even with Tiger's select schedule, he's on the road for a good part of the season, plus special invitation events during the gap. Add that to the still-distant feel he still gives off on most emotional connections, and...

I hope I'm wrong. But I think these kids are going to get to know their nanny really well.

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189. "RE: Divorced."
Ok, now he can go out and play the 19th hole.
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190. "RE: Divorced."
I thought his count was already past nineteen.

There's probably plenty of volunteers out there for the position of Mrs. Woods II -- but the number almost has to be lower than it was before the cheating got out. He's going to attract golddiggers first and foremost -- golddiggers who know he doesn't spent money on his girlfriends. Some will try. But more than a few will decide it isn't worth the effort.

Besides, imagine what the next prenuptial agreement is going to look like. 'Tiger may freely throw you out any window of less than one hundred stories' height without needing to compensate you for incidental injuries incurred.'

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191. "RE: Divorced."
Oh, and the twentieth and twenty-first and twenty-second...

What is this, a sudden death playboy?

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192. "Normally I'd be more sympathetic"
LAST EDITED ON 08-25-10 AT 07:09 PM (EST)

I mean, I know that being married with kids and finding out your husband has been flagrantly unfaithful is very upsetting. But my version of a really hellish experience doesn't end up with a $150M payday.

http://cbs3.com/national/elin.nordegren.tiger.2.1878028.html

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193. "RE: Normally I'd be more sympathetic"
From your link, are we supposed to assume that Elin's going to work for the Kennedy Space Center?
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195. "RE: Normally I'd be more sympathetic"
Darn cut and paste. Fixed now, I hope. I didn't test the url.

Now, I need to remember who I sent the job notice to. Hope they enjoyed the story about Erin.

I suppose that when it comes to mixing up links, that it could have been worse.

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194. "RE: Normally I'd be more sympathetic"
*looks at listing*

I'm not qualified.

Now -- is that $150m before or after expenses? Because if it's 'before', then she's going to lose a lot of it to lawyer's fees and taxes -- probably at least half, maybe two-thirds, and more wouldn't come as a shock. Sure, what's left over wouldn't exactly be spare change -- but it's hardly the original number. And neither figure is nowhere near half of what Tiger's worth.

As far as divorces go, she got taken.

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196. "RE: Normally I'd be more sympathetic"
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You underestimate yourself. Apply, see what happens. Use me for a reference.. Better yet, send me your resume, and I'll submit it for you, preserve your anonymity. Pictures, film clips, etc. Whatever you think is relevant.

And the figure of $150M is a low guess from the media (another guess was in the $750 million range, so who knows). And I don't begrudge her one cent of it. But as far as hellish experiences go...I've known worse.

She'll drop a million or more in lawyers fees, maybe two or three. And I assume the IRS will get about 35%, leaving her about $100 Million more or less based on the low guess. She and the kids will have a pretty nice life.

Maybe she got taken. I kinda doubt it though because of the circumstances of the divorce. She is the aggrieved party, he has deep pockets and no defense whatsoever, so with a decent representation which I'm sure she has, I'm betting that whatever the settlement was, it was pretty much the maximum possible. The speed at which it was settled indicates to me that he didn't really fight it.

BTW, Florida has no income tax, so she'll save some there unless there's another tax I don't know of. Maybe the lawyers fees can be written off?

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10-07-10, 08:20 AM (EST)
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197. "There's a sex tape."
Of course there's a sex tape. We've known about the possibility of a sex tape for a while. All God's Celebrity Children got sex tapes. (Can we call this another Amateur Night production with a professional involved? Let the Olympic committee decide.) But now there's a website advertising the upcoming release of the sex tape. Which is actually a sex dvd, but it's like ending every political scandal in 'gate': they had sex, it's a tape.

You can search for this one at your own risk.

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10-07-10, 03:45 PM (EST)
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198. "RE: There's a sex tape."
For once I would like to be surprised by the complete lack of videographic evidence.
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10-08-10, 07:29 PM (EST)
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199. "The tape!"
Here's the tape.


(don't worry, it's safe to open)

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10-19-10, 12:06 PM (EST)
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200. "Close --"
-- because the other one may be a complete fraud too. Some sources are now reporting that Devon James filmed the whole thing with a very rough look-alike serving as stand-in. (The supposed leak: the very rough look-alike.) If so, Mr. Woods has a chance for a touch of revenge: sell the tape with the wrong claim on the back cover and he can sue for fraud.

As far as defamation of character goes, it's a little too late.

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07-19-11, 07:50 AM (EST)
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201. "This should be fun..."
Elin's now dating Rachel Uchitel's ex-BF

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we have an unofficial trade of partners!

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07-19-11, 10:42 AM (EST)
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202. "RE: This should be fun..."
They're swinging it!
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07-19-11, 08:59 PM (EST)
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203. "RE: This should be fun..."
Simple probabilities: With the number of women Tiger had and multiplying by the number of men they had been with...
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204. "Tiger and Lindsey sitting in a tree"
Only the best for Tiger.

Tiger <3's Lindsey Vonn?

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