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"Things that make Mark cry."
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KeithFan 7414 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 08:53 AM (EST)
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"Things that make Mark cry."
Did this guy cry for the entire 2 hours? Sheesh.

We need to come up with a list of cry-able events for Mark, just for fun.

1. Spilled milk -"The dedication of them cows is unbelievable, ::sniff:: I know how much work went into it"

2. Someone leaving the lid up on the toilet seat "I saw it up and I couldn't stop thinking about how my wife always gets mad at me about it. All I think about now is about how much better I fit on it now, compared to before it's going to be so much easier to reach down and drop it. bwaaaaaa!"

3. Broken shoelace "15 weeks ago, I couldn't even bend down to reach them! ::Sobs::"

Since Mark gained sunken cheeks, a beard, and the sad sack attitude every time I see him I can't help but thinking of:


Emmett Kelly as "Weary Willie"

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Things that make Mark cry. trigirl 04-02-08 1
   RE: Things that make Mark cry. MKitty 04-08-08 4
 RE: Things that make Mark cry. brvnkrz 04-02-08 2
   RE: Things that make Mark cry. LostAddict 04-03-08 3
       RE: Things that make Mark cry. LisaPles 04-15-08 5

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trigirl 2844 desperate attention whore postings
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04-02-08, 09:04 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Things that make Mark cry."
Saying Goodbye To His Manboobs:
"They have been a part of me since I was in high-school. <sniff> How do I go on knowing that I have left a part of me behind."

His Lonely Shadow:
"All I wanted was for Jay to walk out of my shadow. Now, who will walk in my shadow? My <gurgle> shadow <bwaaa> will be <sob> alone..."


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04-08-08, 05:08 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Things that make Mark cry."
Bwa ha ha..I just had this great image of Dan doing a softshoe beside both Mahk and Jay while singing "me and my shadow"


*Viced by Agman*

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04-02-08, 02:52 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Things that make Mark cry."
I almost peed myself when his wife asked if he was crying again and then told him he needed to toughen up. *snort*

An Arkie original.
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04-03-08, 10:02 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Things that make Mark cry."
>I almost peed myself when his
>wife asked if he was
>crying again and then told
>him he needed to toughen
>up. *snort*
>
>An Arkie original.


my thoughts exactly!

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04-15-08, 02:38 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Things that make Mark cry."
Thanks KeithFan, I thought I may have been the only one who thought Mark is an embarassment to his gender!
I think the manorexia is seriously effecting is brain. Somebody get this guy a cheeseburger!
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