Top ten reasons I won't be watching Desparate Housewifes anymore...
10. Too many house fires - and I can't stand to watch Edie waste expensive gasoline.
9. I have this urge to pour Sodium Pentathol (sp?) over my ice cream.
8. Marc Cherry - not so cute. Not so funny, either.
7. Not enough virgin housemaids to make fun of.
6. One too many cute as a button adopted babies being snatched from a scheming, cheating trophy wife's arms.
5. I can't watch the only stable marriage with kids go up in flames if Lynette's husband is really cheating on her.
4. Susan and Mike - blech!
3. Susan and Carl - bleeeccch!!
2. Susan and anyone - scream!!!!
And the number one reason I won't be watching DW anymore....
1. I'm just not that desparate for entertainment.