LAST EDITED ON 09-20-07 AT 10:48 AM (EST)
Y'know, I'm still not entirely sure how he pulled it off...it's a little like when Chris won Survivor: Vanuatu; I still wasn't convinced that it actually happened...
But as far as anyone else winning? Honestly, would it have been any better?
I'll start at the beginning, with Carol...assuming there was actually a Carol on the show. To think, if Jessica had buried the hatchet, she might have been able to save her, and we wouldn't have been subjected to Waaaaamber. So close.
Joe? Way too catty, too obnoxious, and too full of himself. A Joe win would have been far worse than an Evel win.
Mike managed to out-Marcellas even Marcellas...maybe. He made himself a target when he wasn't one. Not quite as clear-cut as, "You're standing on the railroad track. A freight train will run over you in one minute. All you have to do is step off the track to safety and you live." Marcellas chose not to step off the track, and the train ran him over. Mike walked onto the track, not sure if there was a train coming.
Nick? He must suck if even Daniele voted to evict him. Not a chance.
Kail? Do we really want a winner who talks through her nose?
Dustin? Come on. He took orders from effing Amber. If that doesn't say, "Dustin fails at life," what does?
Jen? Next question.
Amber? Couldn't win when God pre-determined her to be in the final two. Fails at life more than a thousand Dustins.
Jessica? Ehhhhhhh, maybe, but we don't need any more Paris Hilton look-alikes with more dollars than sense. That and her plan didn't exactly make any more sense than Eric's.
Eric? He had millions of people helping him along, and he still lost. Next time, learn when to stop throwing competitions, goofy.
Jameka? See "Amber," though with less influence of drugs.
Zach? Zach winning would have been worse than Alison winning Season 4, Cowboy winning Season 5, or Marjealous winning All-Stars.
Daniele? "But Dad, you're not allowed to campaign against me. You're not allowed to try to win. You're here just to get ME the money! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! I'm never talking to you again, damnit! I HATE YOU! FVCK YOU, DAD! GO TO HELL!"
And this is why Evel's victory is actually the best possible outcome.