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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Take the DeadWife Challenge!"
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 07:47 AM (EST)
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"Take the DeadWife Challenge!" |
Unlike most of the challenges where we try to reach below the unreachable, this one is a two-player (or more) game. The first person names a song that could not possibly be about someone's dead wife. The next one-to-? comes along and explains why this is actually a song about someone's dead wife.Here's some examples from last night's Bar session to give you the idea. Song: She-Bop Death: Because she used to bop. And now she can`t bop any more. Because she`s dead. Song: The Streak Death: She had a very long streak of `days spent alive`. That streak was broken and they can`t start a new one. Because she`s dead. Song: Staying Alive Death: No softballs, please.  Song: My Wife And My Dead Wife Death: All of us after Danny performs it next week. You've got the idea -- so play the game! Put your song in the title of your post, and see if you're the one who makes the undeathable choice -- or manages to wreck someone else's. The DeadWife Challenge. Because it had to be done. And because we're a bashing board, @#$% it. 
Yes, this does mean that at the very least, I think someone's telling him to do this every possible week.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 12:55 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun" |
The remake: "Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun"
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 08:37 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Like A Virgin" |
Oh, that one's easy. She used to be a virgin. Then she had sex. And she was struck by lightning, because having sex is wrong. Now she's dead.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 02:11 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Black or White" |
As it turns out, some churches still have very harsh laws on who you're allowed to date. Very harsh laws.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 03:36 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Boys Of Summer" |
Empty lake, empty streets, the sun goes down alone I'm driving by her house though I know that she's not home...because she's dead.
"Why go halfway bad when you can go all-the-way crazy?" - RNO
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-09, 09:04 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Boys Of Summer" |
Empty lake, empty streets, the sun goes down alone I'm driving by her house ... to pick her up then I'm taking her to the lake to drown her
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 10:41 AM (EST)
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31. "Turning Japanese" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-09 AT 10:43 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-16-09 AT 10:42 AM (EST) fark. I reposted down below where it belongs.
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-15-09, 03:34 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: How Do You Like Me Now?" |
I liked her fine. But I can't like her anymore because she's dead.
"Why go halfway bad when you can go all-the-way crazy?" - RNO
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-15-09, 04:05 PM (EST)
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19. "Purple Rain" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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catsnotkids 184 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-16-09, 08:20 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Purple Rain" |
That rain was purple because of toxic chemicals. Too bad I wanted to see her dancing in it and it killed her.
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-15-09, 05:40 PM (EST)
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20. "Don't Worry, Be Happy" |
Heh. I've tried to stay away from the Danny snark, but I do love a challenge.
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 10:40 AM (EST)
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29. "Love Is A Battlefield" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 10:40 AM (EST)
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30. "867-5309" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 10:42 AM (EST)
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32. "Turning Japanese" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-16-09, 10:53 AM (EST)
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36. ""A Mighty Fortress Is Our God"" |
"A Mighty Fortress Is Our God"
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-09, 11:17 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: All my exes live in Texas" |
But the one Ohio state law still has him legally married to is dead.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-09, 03:58 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: I'm Coming Out!" |
'And I'm wearing a dead wife suit made of real dead wives!'
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 09:37 PM (EST)
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43. "Baby, One More Time" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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geekboy 1778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-16-09, 09:39 PM (EST)
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44. "I Am The Walrus" |
 "I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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