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"Take the DeadWife Challenge!"
Unlike most of the challenges where we try to reach below the unreachable, this one is a two-player (or more) game. The first person names a song that could not possibly be about someone's dead wife. The next one-to-? comes along and explains why this is actually a song about someone's dead wife.

Here's some examples from last night's Bar session to give you the idea.

Song: She-Bop
Death: Because she used to bop. And now she can`t bop any more. Because she`s dead.

Song: The Streak
Death: She had a very long streak of `days spent alive`. That streak was broken and they can`t start a new one. Because she`s dead.

Song: Staying Alive
Death: No softballs, please.

Song: My Wife And My Dead Wife
Death: All of us after Danny performs it next week.

You've got the idea -- so play the game! Put your song in the title of your post, and see if you're the one who makes the undeathable choice -- or manages to wreck someone else's.

The DeadWife Challenge. Because it had to be done. And because we're a bashing board, @#$% it.

Yes, this does mean that at the very least, I think someone's telling him to do this every possible week.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 It's Raining Men Snidget 04-15-09 1
   RE: It's Raining Men Glow 04-15-09 3
 Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun byoffer 04-15-09 2
   RE: Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun cahaya 04-15-09 8
 I Used To Love Her Glow 04-15-09 4
 Like A Virgin vince3 04-15-09 5
   RE: Like A Virgin Estee 04-15-09 6
 Black or White vince3 04-15-09 7
   RE: Black or White Estee 04-15-09 9
   RE: Black or White frodis 04-15-09 10
 Boys Of Summer geekboy 04-15-09 11
   RE: Boys Of Summer nailbone 04-15-09 16
       RE: Boys Of Summer Ahtumbreez 04-16-09 24
       RE: Boys Of Summer Glow 04-16-09 27
           Turning Japanese geekboy 04-16-09 31
   RE: Boys Of Summer mrc 04-15-09 17
 MacArthur Park mtb002 04-15-09 12
   RE: MacArthur Park geekboy 04-15-09 14
 How Do You Like Me Now? geekboy 04-15-09 13
   RE: How Do You Like Me Now? nailbone 04-15-09 15
 American Pie byoffer 04-15-09 18
   RE: American Pie sylvester 04-15-09 21
 Purple Rain geekboy 04-15-09 19
   RE: Purple Rain catsnotkids 04-16-09 22
 Don't Worry, Be Happy zazzy 04-15-09 20
   RE: Don't Worry, Be Happy Snidget 04-16-09 23
   RE: Don't Worry, Be Happy frodis 04-16-09 33
 Paradise by the Dashboard Light Ahtumbreez 04-16-09 25
   RE: Paradise by the Dashboard Light Glow 04-16-09 26
 And she's buying the stairway... byoffer 04-16-09 28
 Love Is A Battlefield geekboy 04-16-09 29
   RE: Love Is A Battlefield byoffer 04-16-09 34
 867-5309 geekboy 04-16-09 30
   RE: 867-5309 byoffer 04-16-09 35
 Turning Japanese geekboy 04-16-09 32
   RE: Turning Japanese byoffer 04-16-09 37
 "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God" zazzy 04-16-09 36
 All my exes live in Texas Snidget 04-16-09 38
   RE: All my exes live in Texa... Estee 04-16-09 39
 I'm Coming Out! Snidget 04-16-09 40
   RE: I'm Coming Out! Estee 04-16-09 41
 Beat It geekboy 04-16-09 42
 Baby, One More Time geekboy 04-16-09 43
   RE: Baby, One More Time Tazluli 04-22-09 47
 I Am The Walrus geekboy 04-16-09 44
   RE: I Am The Walrus more_cowbell 04-22-09 46
 "Horizontal Bop" sylvester 04-16-09 45
 Wow Danny Took the Dead Wife Challe... Snidget 04-28-09 48
   RE: Wow Danny Took the Dead Wife Ch... Estee 04-28-09 49

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1. "It's Raining Men"

Hallelujah
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3. "RE: It's Raining Men"
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She heard it was raining so she went out with an umbrella. Men came crashing down from the heavens and her umbrella impaled her.


"What he does is original, deliberate, and intentional. He knows what he's doing and why. He is so superior to any of the other contestants that he really doesn't even belong there." - Tahj

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2. "Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun"
But sadly no longer can.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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8. "RE: Girls, Just Wanna Have Fun"
The remake: "Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun"
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4. "I Used To Love Her"
... oh wait. The next line is "but I had to kill her."


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5. "Like A Virgin"
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6. "RE: Like A Virgin"
Oh, that one's easy. She used to be a virgin. Then she had sex. And she was struck by lightning, because having sex is wrong. Now she's dead.
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7. "Black or White"
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9. "RE: Black or White"
As it turns out, some churches still have very harsh laws on who you're allowed to date. Very harsh laws.
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10. "RE: Black or White"
You wear black to a funeral so as not to clash with the white shroud on the dead wife.


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11. "Boys Of Summer"

Have fun.


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16. "RE: Boys Of Summer"
Empty lake, empty streets,
the sun goes down alone
I'm driving by her house
though I know that she's not home...because she's dead.


"Why go halfway bad when you can go all-the-way crazy?" - RNO


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24. "RE: Boys Of Summer"
*snort


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27. "RE: Boys Of Summer"
Empty lake, empty streets,
the sun goes down alone
I'm driving by her house
... to pick her up then I'm taking her to the lake to drown her
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31. "Turning Japanese"
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fark. I reposted down below where it belongs.


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17. "RE: Boys Of Summer"
More people die from lightning, tornadoes, and drowning in the summer than at any other time of the year.

Obvi, she was standing next to her hubby on the golf course when the lightning struck his glasses. The shards of glasses penetrated her earlobe, and she bled out.

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12. "MacArthur Park"
Cake in the rain?
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14. "RE: MacArthur Park"
She can no longer make cakes, because she left the cake out in the rain, but it was raining men, like Glow said above. ^^ Umbrella, impaling her, now she is dead. You get it.

Bonus points for 'Two Degrees Of DeadWife Challenge'?

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13. "How Do You Like Me Now?"

One more that popped into my head.


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15. "RE: How Do You Like Me Now?"
I liked her fine. But I can't like her anymore because she's dead.

"Why go halfway bad when you can go all-the-way crazy?" - RNO


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18. "American Pie"
The really big "Bye-Bye".


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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21. "RE: American Pie"
Because we told her that pie was from Thanksgiving (it's April), but she just loooooved her some pumpkin custard. Now she's dead.

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19. "Purple Rain"

"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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22. "RE: Purple Rain"
That rain was purple because of toxic chemicals. Too bad I wanted to see her dancing in it and it killed her.
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20. "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Heh. I've tried to stay away from the Danny snark, but I do love a challenge.
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23. "RE: Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Of course she's happy she's in heaven.
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33. "RE: Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Don't worry, Be happy your wife isn't dead. . .


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25. "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

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I so know where this is going.

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26. "RE: Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
impaled by gearshift. ooooh! or choked to death on... well, did you ever see The World According to Garp?


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28. "And she's buying the stairway..."
...to heaven.

Away from Danny would be heaven, right?


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29. "Love Is A Battlefield"

"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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34. "RE: Love Is A Battlefield"
And she lost the war.



It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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30. "867-5309"

"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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35. "RE: 867-5309"
Jenny lost more than the number.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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32. "Turning Japanese"

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37. "RE: Turning Japanese"
Can I use the artist to break this one?
-> She was here, but then she turned into Vapors and is gone.

Alternately...
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well

The doctor took her picture alright, and the diagnosis was not good.



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36. ""A Mighty Fortress Is Our God""
"A Mighty Fortress Is Our God"
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38. "All my exes live in Texas"


Normund Invasion by Agman

Or are you not an ex if you are dead?

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39. "RE: All my exes live in Texas"
But the one Ohio state law still has him legally married to is dead.
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40. "I'm Coming Out!"
Im coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
Im coming out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show

In a dress, with the Diana Ross mega-afro wig on.

preferably in the black face they've occasionally found so entertaining at his church

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41. "RE: I'm Coming Out!"
'And I'm wearing a dead wife suit made of real dead wives!'
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42. "Beat It"
I know, too easy....


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43. "Baby, One More Time"

"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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47. "RE: Baby, One More Time"
"Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here..."

Because she is dead

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44. "I Am The Walrus"

"I think what Randy Travis was trying to say was 'What the hell was that?!'" - S. Cowell
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46. "RE: I Am The Walrus"
I....buried....Paul....

And my dead wife.

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45. ""Horizontal Bop""
I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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48. "Wow Danny Took the Dead Wife Challenge!!!"
Evidence, Itunes studio recording of September

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l-SY-XWMYw Around the 2:25 mark.

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04-28-09, 09:53 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Wow Danny Took the Dead Wife Challenge!!!"
And for those who think I'm being too harsh, all I can say is:

Gee, isn't that kind of suit generally reserved for funerals?

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