Email this topic to a friend Printer-friendly version of this topic Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)		Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected)
Original message

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-25-06, 10:38 AM (EST) "Happy Birthday, Simon!" During last nights auditions, we were told Simon celebrated his 50th birthday. He recieved what was possibly the best gift he could have gotten in the auditioner who said his vocal lessons were from the Randy and Paula voice coach DVD. I was laughing almost as hard as Simon was during this segment. So, AI board, what "gift" would you like to give Simon for his birthday? Winter sports by Tribephyl, 2005   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! weyhing4 01-25-06 1  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! CattyChat 01-25-06 2  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! DooWahDitty 01-25-06 3  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! Hoobie 01-25-06 4    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! newsomewayne 01-26-06 5  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! volsfan 01-26-06 6    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! newsomewayne 01-26-06 7        RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! volsfan 01-26-06 8            RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! DooWahDitty 01-26-06 9    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! okaychatt 01-27-06 15  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! Tahj 01-26-06 10    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! DooWahDitty 01-26-06 11  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! ginger 01-27-06 12    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! prosecutor 01-27-06 13  RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! Mysterious Jedi 01-27-06 14    RE: Happy Birthday, Simon! Jadens Mommy 02-12-06 16

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

weyhing4 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 01-25-06, 10:51 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" Great post and too funny- I bet Simon is glad he didn't sign on to the DVD production- now he can rag on the other 2. What do I want to give Simon? Probably some psychiatrist sessions; he was obviously teased and traumatized as a child (hence his drive to insult others) and is deeply closeted (hence his drive to ridicule gay/effiminate/gender confused contestants). Oh, that and a MIRROR.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 01-25-06, 11:58 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" First, I have to say that Simon was in rare form last night. He had me laughing constantly as a result of his snarks. My gift to Simon? It would be a Bro aka Manzier. Kind Creation of ARNutz   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 01-25-06, 12:12 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" I always did wonder about those t-shirts.... Happy Birthday Simon! You closet nice guy, you (seriously) oops I take that back. I do not like your gay bashing   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Hoobie 569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 01-25-06, 06:40 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" Did they really say that he was 50?? I don't remember hearing that, and IMDB has him listed as 46.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-26-06, 08:24 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" I think I heard Randy say 50. I didn't bother to check on that.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-26-06, 08:40 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" Simon is a hippocrite at best. He kept telling people they were just rude last night...what the fvck does that make him? Also, when they showed the DVD on TV why did they have to blurr it out? I didn't understand.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

newsomewayne 9065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-26-06, 10:49 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" Dammit Vols! Stay on topic and tell me what Simon deserves would get for his birthday from you. Winter sports by Tribephyl, 2005   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-26-06, 12:20 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" Sorry for getting of track. I would get him a pair of boxer briefs...he hangs to the left most of the time and needs to keep the "golf equipment" in the bag.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 01-26-06, 01:33 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" ROTFLMAO!! That penie!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 01-27-06, 08:09 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" <He kept telling people they were just rude last night...what the fvck does that make him? Vols - I think Simon was just having a good time parodying Paula and Randy. They're always on his case for being rude. He is, of course, but that was just him razzing Paula and Randy. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 01-26-06, 05:24 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" So, AI board, what "gift" would you like to give Simon for his birthday? Lipo. Moves courtesy of Syren   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 01-26-06, 05:44 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" On the tongue. I like volsie's better! TeeHee Simon has a leftie penie, Simon has a leftie penie.....   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-27-06, 01:17 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" A bra. The man has Philbreasts.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

prosecutor 449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 01-27-06, 01:40 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" a spanking   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Mysterious Jedi 1043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 01-27-06, 04:36 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" That was the greatest thing ever! I think I enjoyed it as much as Simon did. Maybe more. I bet he would love a Ruben bobblehead doll, so that's what I'll get him for his birthday. Happy late birthday!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Jadens Mommy 333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-12-06, 03:50 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Happy Birthday, Simon!" I would get him a new wardrobe.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Select another forum Lobby The Amazing Race Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected) American Idol Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected) The Apprentice Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Apprentice General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice Spoilers/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice: Martha Stewart General Discussion Forum (Protected) Big Brother Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Big Brother Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Live Feed Updates And Spoilers (Protected) The Mole Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Mole General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Mole Clues & Spoilers Forum (Protected) Survivor Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Games Forum (Protected)   |--Spoiler Island Fantasy Game Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 6 Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 8 Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Book Forum (Protected)   |--SurvivorMarket Forum (Public) Other Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--America's Got Talent Forum (Protected)   |--America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Protected)   |--The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Flavor of Love / I Love New York Forum (Protected)   |--I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Forum (Protected)   |--Jon & Kate Plus 8 Forum (Protected)   |--Hell's Kitchen Forum (Protected)   |--HGTV Design Star Forum (Protected)   |--Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Project Runway Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--The Real World / Road Rules Forum (Protected)   |--So You Think You Can Dance Forum (Protected)   |--Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Trading Spouses / Wife Swap Forum (Protected)   |--Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected) Non-Reality TV Shows Forums (Conference)   |--24 Forum (Protected)   |--Desperate Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--Grey's Anatomy Forum (Protected)   |--Heroes Forum (Protected)   |--Lost Forum (Protected)   |--Other Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Non-Reality Daytime Soap Shows Forum (Protected) Off Topic (Conference)   |--Temporary Off Topic Forum (Protected)   |--The Help Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Sports Forum (Protected)   |--Story Competitions Forum (Protected) Other Inactive Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--Age Of Love Forum (Protected)   |--Average Joe Forum (Protected)   |--Beauty and the Geek Forum (Protected)   |--Beg, Borrow, & Deal (Protected)   |--The Benefactor Forum (Protected)   |--Boy Meets Boy Forum (Protected)   |--The Casino Forum (Protected)   |--The Contender Forum (Protected)   |--Cupid Forum (Protected)   |--Fame Forum (Protected)   |--For Love Or Money Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Millionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Grease: You're the One That I Want Forum (Protected)   |--Kid Nation Forum (Protected)   |--Last Comic Standing Forum (Protected)   |--Mad Mad House Forum (Protected)   |--My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance Forum (Protected)   |--Nashville Star Forum (Protected)   |--Next Action Star Forum (Protected)   |--On The Lot Forum (Protected)   |--Outback Jack Forum (Protected)   |--Paradise Hotel Forum (Protected)   |--Pirate Master Forum (Protected)   |--Playing It Straight Forum (Protected)   |--The Rebel Billionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Rock Star (Protected)   |--Skating With Celebrities Forum (Protected)   |--The Simple Life (Protected)   |--Superstars of Dance Forum (Protected)   |--The Surreal Life Forum (Protected)   |--Treasure Hunters Forum (Protected)   |--Wickedly Perfect Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Schmo Forum (Protected)   |--Todd TV Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Gilligan's Island (Protected)   |--Forever Eden Forum (Protected) Starting Over Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Starting Over General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Individual Houseguest Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Spoilers Forum (Protected) TemptationIslandSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Temptation Island Everything (Protected) TheOsbournesSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Osbournes Everything Forum (Protected) BootCampBites.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Boot Camp Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Boot Camp Rant/Rave Forum (Protected) LoveCruiseSinks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Love Cruise Everything (Protected) Push-Nevada.net.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Push, Nevada General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Push, Nevada Clue & Hint Forum (Protected) Inactive Forums (Conference)   |--BlowsVivor Forum (Protected)   |--2002 RealityTVWorld Blowie Award Nomination Forum (Protected)   |--September Eleven Forum (Protected)   |--Cornertime Forum (Public)   |--OLD The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor II: The Australian Outback Forum (Protected) TEMPORARY FORUMS (Conference)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Public)   |--Temporary The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)