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"Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-05, 01:18 PM (EST)
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"Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
According to the New York Daily News, Corey Clark is about to go on the offensive. Or be offensive. It’s hard to decide. You can read for yourself here or just read the whole thing below. Corey Clark is ready to get dirty with Paula Abdul. Responding to Abdul's "Saturday Night Live" spoof about her alleged relationship with the "American Idol" contestant, Clark's lawyer said his client has "explicit" and "incriminating" evidence of their affair, and can blab about a "distinguishing characteristic" on the "Idol" judge's body ... So, who wants to start? We're bashers - this should be fun. 
I volunteer to judge to see who is closest.
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FLORIDAGAL 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-12-05, 05:19 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
Emelio is better looking than Corey!!! I don't think she would go slumming!!!
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niteowl 199 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-12-05, 08:11 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
She has no crack in her butt.....like the Coneheads!
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frankz 1210 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-23-05, 03:15 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
And she keeps her, uh, tool, in a jar by the door. Who is it for?
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-12-05, 10:23 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
She has a big brown mole... on her left cheek....
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matt_abt_u 4 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-13-05, 02:26 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic" |
right inner thigh tattoo, "simon was here" left inner thigh tattoo, "so was randy"
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niteowl 199 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-14-05, 07:56 PM (EST)
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12. "OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! " |
If you do a skull x ray, there's absolutely nothing inside??
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-05, 11:16 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! " |
(Censored). I was going to go with 'lobotomy scars around the eye sockets'.
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