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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-05, 01:18 PM (EST)
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"Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
According to the New York Daily News, Corey Clark is about to go on the offensive. Or be offensive. Itís hard to decide. You can read for yourself here or just read the whole thing below.

Corey Clark is ready to get dirty with Paula Abdul. Responding to Abdul's "Saturday Night Live" spoof about her alleged relationship with the "American Idol" contestant, Clark's lawyer said his client has "explicit" and "incriminating" evidence of their affair, and can blab about a "distinguishing characteristic" on the "Idol" judge's body ...

So, who wants to start? We're bashers - this should be fun.

I volunteer to judge to see who is closest.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... DontGetMeStarted 05-12-05 1
 RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... frisky 05-12-05 2
   RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... FLORIDAGAL 05-12-05 3
 RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... seahorse 05-12-05 4
   RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... DontGetMeStarted 05-12-05 5
       RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... niteowl 05-12-05 6
           RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... DontGetMeStarted 05-12-05 7
   RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... frankz 05-23-05 15
 RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... Pepito 05-12-05 8
   RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... matt_abt_u 05-13-05 9
       RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... geekboy 05-13-05 10
           RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... Former CBSer 05-13-05 11
               OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! niteowl 05-14-05 12
                   RE: OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! Estee 05-23-05 14
 RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Ch... joannie 05-22-05 13
 Has anyone heard......... okaychatt 05-23-05 16
   RE: Has anyone heard......... seahorse 05-26-05 17

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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-05, 01:49 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
She has webbed hands... and can balance a ball on her nose???

Arrf, Arrf.

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05-12-05, 02:20 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
She has an Emilio tatoo?


The world is my litterbox.

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FLORIDAGAL 51 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-05, 05:19 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Emelio is better looking than Corey!!! I don't think she would go slumming!!!
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05-12-05, 07:26 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Paula is really a man, gasp.


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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-05, 07:39 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"

now THAT would be really funny!
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05-12-05, 08:11 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
She has no crack in her butt.....like the Coneheads!
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DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-05, 08:13 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
ewwww! I forgot about that... and that would explain ALOT of what she says ;)

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05-23-05, 03:15 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
And she keeps her, uh, tool, in a jar by the door. Who is it for?
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05-12-05, 10:23 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
She has a big brown mole... on her left cheek....
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05-13-05, 02:26 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
right inner thigh tattoo, "simon was here"
left inner thigh tattoo, "so was randy"
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05-13-05, 07:17 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Underneath did it say something like

"Simon was dismal and insipid" and

"Randy can visit my Dawg-pound any day!!" ???

geekboy

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05-13-05, 09:48 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
She has a tail????
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05-14-05, 07:56 PM (EST)
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12. "OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! "

If you do a skull x ray, there's absolutely nothing inside??
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05-23-05, 11:16 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: OOH OOH OOH OOH MR KOTTERRRR! "
(Censored). I was going to go with 'lobotomy scars around the eye sockets'.
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05-22-05, 09:17 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Guess Paula's Distinguishing Characteristic"
Third nipple.
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05-23-05, 04:52 PM (EST)
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16. "Has anyone heard........."
........whether the charming Corey Clark actually backed up his claim?

Or if there has been a huge backlash against him and his new CD? (keeping my fingers crossed.)


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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05-26-05, 03:31 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Has anyone heard........."
It has been eerily quiet.


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