For the last couple of weeks I have been feeling more excited to view Mad Mad House than Survivor All-Stars. Don't get me wrong, I still love Survivor but A.S.S. has been a bit of a disappointment. So here are my Top Ten reasons of why Mad Mad House has been better viewing than Survivor A.S.S.
# 10 The Producers - The fact that I have absolutely no idea who produces Mad Mad House is a good thing! Since when has the executive producer of a show garnered the most fame? Riches and wealth yes but not face time in the media.
# 9 The Villains - It took Survivor until season seven to find it's ultimate villain with Johnny Fairplay. MMH found theirs in season one with Tim.
# 8 Fiona - She is the hottest woman ever to appear on a reality show! And that's the fact jack, in my humble opinion. The accent drives me about as wild as the black bikini top.
# 7 Product Placements - This hanging from hooks moment has been brought to by Home Depot. No there has been none of this horing. I'm pretty sure Art would have won the Tylenol Push threw the pain contest last week. MMH has not sold-out yet. I'm pretty sure the Jenga folks didn't have to pay to have them play.
# 6 Bonnie - I haven't rooted this hard for an old wise member of a tribe member since maybe Rodger or Jake. Bonnie getting the boot was very disappointing but it did make for great reality TV. Confusing and unexpected but great.
# 5 No Shii Ann - Okay so it's really not that great of a reason but I just loathe her and it's my list.
# 4 Entertainment Value - A.S.S. has been old and stale, like well an ars. About half of the A.S.S. episodes have been boring and predictable, while MMH has been fresh and new. Yes, there has been the usual alliance forming, back-stabbing, and emotional outburst that we have become accustom too from a reality boot off show. In the end however, it does not matter because the Alts control the fate of a contestant. An emotional break down may actually help a contestant and an alliance may in the end hurt someone's chances at the 100K.
# 3 The Alts - These five host all have very strong opinions and beliefs. They are over the top in many ways and can be extremely confrontational. This is what I love about them! There is no hidden agenda, just an in your face attitude. The contestants don't have to become what the Alts are but they do have to respect it.
# 2 No Quitters - No sign of the quit boat (yet).
# 1 Romber Effect - And the number one reason why Mad Mad House has a better entertainment value than A.S.S. - Rob and Amber are not making-out on this show!
Feel free to rip this Top Ten apart or create your own