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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"ANTM Cycle 7--the lost epidsode"
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"The Organ Trail"The name of the challenge is, “Embrace Your Inner Beauty”. Mr. Jay passes around a rubber bag in which the girls must pull out the first item they touch. As they grimace and recoil, we see internal organs emerge from the bag—a kidney, a heart, pancreas, etc. (Don’t worry, these are all from a cow). Mr. Jay tells them that their photo shoot will be based upon that organ they chose. One girl will be illustrated into four chambers, with red flowing hair, another will be covered in yellow bile, another will be decorated in tiny cilia that will be pushing waste along, and so on. In the photo shoot, Eugena nails her pose as a lung, hair flowing like a willow tree, expanding and contracting in rhythm. A.J. struggles with her appendix look, since she doesn’t really know what it’s supposed to be doing. The worst, though, is Monique, who mistakenly thinks that the brain is what digests the food, saying over and over again, “I don’t eat, I got nothin’.” That night, Monique rubs something from under her towel all over the walls, doorknobs and telephone and, within hours, moss has sprouted from everything she has touched. Hysterical, the twins try frantically scrubbing while Melrose lies writhing and screaming on the floor. Monique ascends to her throne and laughs maniacally while the other girls run chaotically around the place. Suddenly, a massive 15 x 20-foot gilded portrait of Tyra, which has been mounted on the ceiling, comes crashing down onto Monique, crushing her and the throne she came in on. Magically, the moss shrivels and disappears and Monique’s striped socks curl up and retract under the frame of Tyra. At judging, Jaeda is praised for her photo as a uvula and Monique is eliminated, post-mortem.
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