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"The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
Among the many things 'fierce' does not mean, let's add 'quality set design', 'non-campy dialogue', 'passable hairstyles', 'believable model reactions', and 'teleport'.

I honestly don't know if I want the set designer shot or just forced to watch this thing over and over and over and over...

Who approved this mess?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Bebo 09-03-08 1
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Magnolia_Rocker 09-04-08 2
   RE: The most hideous first hour in ... toddE 09-04-08 3
       RE: The most hideous first hour in ... ginger 09-04-08 4
 Yikesilicious!!! Snidget 09-04-08 5
   RE: Yikesilicious!!! Estee 09-04-08 6
       RE: Yikesilicious!!! Snidget 09-04-08 7
           RE: Yikesilicious!!! catsnotkids 09-05-08 10
               RE: Yikesilicious!!! grit 09-05-08 11
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Snidget 09-04-08 8
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... grit 09-05-08 9
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... trigirl 09-05-08 12
 Shorthand. Estee 09-05-08 13
   RE: Shorthand. flystorms 09-11-08 20
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... qwertypie 09-09-08 14
   RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Snidget 09-09-08 15
       RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Estee 09-09-08 16
           RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Snidget 09-09-08 17
               RE: The most hideous first hour in ... mindy23 09-09-08 18
                   RE: The most hideous first hour in ... ZnittyK 09-10-08 19
       RE: The most hideous first hour in ... qwertypie 09-17-08 22
           RE: The most hideous first hour in ... Snidget 09-17-08 23
 RE: The most hideous first hour in ... motormouth 09-15-08 21

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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
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09-03-08, 10:52 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
They do get positive points for correctly identifying the Tyra-bot.


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2. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
I nominate last nights premiere as the most cheesy premiere ever to grace the genre of reality TV. Stupid isn't a strong enough descriptor.


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09-04-08, 03:33 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
You say "hideous" like it's a bad thing...

Ok, does being a member of the LGBT "community" give me some leeway?

Because that first hour was beyond gay. The gayness factor was flipped up to 11+.

At least the girls did a good job acting "surprised" etc, during all the special effects and Tyra self-absorption. No matter when one thinks that Tyra can't top herself, she of course mananges to top herself.

Between watching that and some of the new 90210, I have had some serious bizarre entertainment


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09-04-08, 03:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
LAST EDITED ON 09-04-08 AT 03:37 PM (EST)

I enjoyed it. But then, I watched both seasons of Skank of Love.

We have a good beeyotch, an Aygness (am not going to take the time to google correct spelling) lookalike, the Asian girl who looks like Kimora who will probably win, and a tranny. Who looks lovely and somehow ethereal-yet-ethinic-fierce in photos, a la Jay Davidson in Crying Game.

What's not to like?

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09-04-08, 04:39 PM (EST)
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5. "Yikesilicious!!!"
Estee, Bebo, the rest of y'all...

Oh.My.Heck!!!

Y'all did not prepare me for the horror that was the first 5 minutes of the new cycle of ANTM. That's All I've gotten through and the DVR is paused.

Paused out of fear of what comes next.

*hyperventilates*

It gets scarier, doesn't it, oh please don't let it get scarier!!!

*screams*


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09-04-08, 05:07 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Yikesilicious!!!"
Just for the record: which part of 'the most hideous first hour in reality show history' were you having trouble understanding?

It gets worse. Oh, does it ever get worse.

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09-04-08, 05:55 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Yikesilicious!!!"
It is the magnitude by which it shattered all records of hideousness.

I was expecting 10% or 15% more hideousness than everything that came before that has hardened me to the horrors of reality TV.

I was not expecting 3 orders of magnitude increase in hideousness.

*trembles*

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10. "RE: Yikesilicious!!!"
It was truly awful. The cheesy "transporter"? And the girls having to act shocked when they "disappeared"?

Gak.

Not sure why they kept the girl who wound up in the bottom two. She is so damned thin she looks revolting. She's skelatal.

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09-05-08, 09:43 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Yikesilicious!!!"
Because she was marginally better than the one they booted who kept going around saying she IS America's Next Top Model.

My daughter and I were rolling around on the floor laughing so hard when she got cut.

My daughter can't wait until they cut Clark.


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09-04-08, 06:37 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
The only thing more hideous than the first hour is how ugly on the inside some of those contestants showed themselves to be during the second hour.

I expected some drama over Isis, but some of those girls are just so ugly about her.

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09-05-08, 07:23 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
The one thing my daughter and I loved about the first half was Mr. J's new hairdo. Then the second half of the show comes on and he's back to that same tired old style. C'mon it's been 11 cycles now. The only other person on that show who's kept the same hairstyle cycle after cycle is Nigel.


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09-05-08, 02:02 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
I have never in my life been so happy to have the kids mess up my DVR timer. Caught the first 12 minutes and the last 22. I have been spared....allelluia!!!!

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13. "Shorthand."
And here's how our own front page summarizers described the opening fifty percent:

'After a first hour that featured the season's semifinalists being narrowed down to the competition's 14 finalists'

I sense much fast-forwarding.

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20. "RE: Shorthand."
>'After a first hour that featured >the season's emifinalists being narrowed >down to the competition's 14 >finalists'

LOL! I recap for another site and couldn't stomach recapping that first hour either. Too funny. Thank God for Tivo, huh?


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14. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
Blissfully, I missed the premiere, I guess there is an advantage to not having cable.
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15. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-08 AT 06:00 AM (EST)

The CW is broadcast over the air and is not a cable-only network in the US.

http://www.cwtv.com/stations will let you know if there is one in your area, according to wiki they reach about 86% of American homes.


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16. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
This is kind of like the time you tried to spread the Dead Doll Dance around, isn't it?
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17. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
Why should I have to suffer alone?


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18. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO incredibly glad I have been weaned off ATM!! I gave it up year before last, due mostly to Tyra's love of herself, and nextly, the disappearance of Twiggy, a '60's icon. After that, I'd have to give credit to Ms. Jay, whom I still am not sure is who or what.

Actually, I think this: He and Richard Simmons are one in the same, they just dress up in different gigs for different gigs.

As for the entire show: I have to give it a 10 on the GAG-O-Meter!! (on a scale of 1-9)


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19. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
The show is terrible. I am tired of them trying to act, and think of other stupid things. Tyra trying to be a Robot lol. Give me a Break.

What I disliked the most about Tyra that night was when she tried to make the Ivy League Graduate (I cannot remember her name, nor any of their names) look stupid. Am I the only one that caught that? She started asking her questions (which I believe Tyra studied herself, yes I am saying it Tyra studied those questions herself). Then she has the nerve to say that the girl could not answer questions referring to her major and she did not go to College and she could answer those questions. Okay true, but I still think Tyra rehearsed those questions herself, and planned to test her. This is something that Tyra would do you if you know Tyra as an Entertainer (especially on America's Next Top Model). Tyra is so full of shyt. This is a Modeling Competition (supposedly) not a Intelligence Competition. Maybe she did this because she has had previous Ivy League Grads on her show and they tried to throw their education up in everyones face or something so she had to come prepared this time lol... Who knows but still... She even mentioned it during Judging in the first hour of the show.

I already said I am starting to dislike Tyra Banks. I used to be a die-hard Tyra Banks fan. Its starting to fade quickly.

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22. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
I wonder if being Canadian counts for the 14% ANTM-free zone

Supposedly I should be able to get it, but the channel it's on only gets static (could be that my son keeps biting the antenna off, but that is a whole different story)

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23. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
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21. "RE: The most hideous first hour in reality show history."
First thing I said to my daughter was something to the effect that this was *definitely* going to make it on The Soup. And then it got worse. Ack.


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