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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-19-05, 11:15 PM (EST) "Apprentice - the Musical" i swear - he really said that it would happen. So, I want your votes and ideas here. Who will the characters be and who will be cast as them? what is the plot? besides hiring and firing, of course. And of course, there will be a song contest. Choose characters and make up a song for them. pick a well known melody, and tell us the lyrics. post pics if ya want! the winner will get the Be The.. character of their choice next season. or some marykay products. i have plenty to give away. (yes, my shameful secret is out). entertain me. we got nothing better to do now that its over.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Apprentice - the Musical NineTen 05-20-05 1    RE: Apprentice - the Musical Angelfood 05-20-05 2        RE: Apprentice - the Musical NineTen 05-20-05 3            RE: Apprentice - the Musical Angelfood 05-20-05 4    RE: Apprentice - the Musical ginger 05-20-05 8  RE: Apprentice - the Musical RealityMom 05-20-05 5  RE: Apprentice - the Musical RealityMom 05-20-05 6    RE: Apprentice - the Musical Angelfood 05-21-05 12        RE: Apprentice - the Musical Estee 05-21-05 19  RE: Apprentice - the Musical Reeflex7 05-20-05 7    RE: Apprentice - the Musical madkata 05-21-05 9    RE: Apprentice - the Musical Angelfood 05-21-05 13  RE: Apprentice - the Musical lindan 05-21-05 10    RE: Apprentice - the Musical Angelfood 05-21-05 11        Danny Angelfood 05-21-05 14        RE: Apprentice - the Musical BeenThere 12-16-05 23  RE: Apprentice - the Musical RealityMom 05-21-05 15    RE: Apprentice - the Musical RealityMom 05-21-05 16  Everybody sing... IceCat 05-21-05 17  RE: Apprentice - the Musical candygirl 05-21-05 18  RE: Apprentice - the Musical candygirl 05-22-05 20  RE: Apprentice - the Musical RealityMom 05-24-05 21  RE: Apprentice - the Musical BeenThere 12-16-05 22

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NineTen 986 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 05-20-05, 00:37 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" STARRING: Jack Nicholson......Donald Trump Anthony Hopkins.....George Reese Witherspoon...Carolyn Tammy Faye..........Tana Ashley Judd.........Kendra Eminem..............Chris Mary Kate Olsen.....Erin Keanu Reeves........Kelly Pamela Anderson.....Jen Mikei Pfieffer......Kwami Vince Vaughan.......Bill Omarosa.............Omarosa just a start...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-20-05, 00:47 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" you? are really funny. I was LMAO at those. I love em. I was totally thinking that the only person starring as themselves would be omahosa. desperate. tana, chris and kwame are perfect. carolyn good. George - need someone older and cranky. vince vaugh needs to be - uh, John, i think. we talked about that before. mary kate with a wig - yeah, maybe. trump - hmmn, dunno yet. Jen should be that 7 of 9 lady -Jerri. kelly - keanu reeves, just for the blank stare? welcome to the boards. keep brainstorming!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

NineTen 986 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 05-20-05, 00:59 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Thanks! I thought Anthony Hopkins for George to add a creepy edge to the board room...Chianti Donald? You're right about Vince Vaughan as John, but ya definitely need a Bill, someone very stiff who doesnt bend. Erin has that skinny skinny "waifish look" ala Mary Kate. What 7 of 9 lady Jerri???   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-20-05, 01:17 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" jerri ryan. she was a borg in star trek voyager. and she was the stewardess in the movie, down with love. probably other stuff. she and jen have the same body and eyes. and jennifer was like a fembot, so it fits. bill - needs to be cute, a little goofy looking, with big beautiful teeth. hmnnnn.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-20-05, 11:33 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Well done, NineTen! I'd give it an 11.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-20-05, 01:19 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Hey, Judy and Mickey, let's put on a show! (To the tune of "This Could Be The Start Of Something Big"- by Steve Allen You're working at Mary Kay, hawking some lip gloss, Or pushing a clothing line that's sold on eBay You pick the pageant gig, You're wearing a Jennifer Aniston wig. Tana, for you, it's not the start of something big! You did the car brochure and pulled an all-nighter, You chose to do the whole Palm Beach estate. You always gave it your all, Your team helped you carry the ball. Kendra, for you, this is the start of something great!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-20-05, 02:42 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" LAST EDITED ON 05-21-05 AT 09:48 AM (EST) I have a feeling that I'm going to be hearing lyrics and casting people instead of counting sheep tonight. Ben Affleck....as Bill Ben Stiller....as Sam Rachel Dratch...Little Stacey Megan Mullally...Kristin Jennifer Lopez...Audrey Caroline Kennedy...Elizabeth Poppy Montgomery...Kendra Raj...Jon Lovitz Andy...Topher Grace George...Ed Asner I love Tammy Fay as Tana and Omarosa wouldn't think anybody but Omarosa could do her justice or be good-looking enough. LOL   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-21-05, 10:21 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" which is precisely WHY i now cannot let her be omarosa. what about Dave Chapelle? it would have to be a man to truly insult her. I love your song up there!!!! you rock. i think these are right on - perfect: elizabeth, raj and andy. ed asner might be perfect too - haven't seen him lately. poppy - some pics look close, but face is too thin. just looked up rachel dratch (didn't know name) from SNL - OMG YES!!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-05, 04:54 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Um... no. Forehead's too high, the nose is all off, way too old, and very probably way too tall. Plus I only had those bags under my eyes when I had to listen to Raj asking women out in his sleep until four in the morning. Besides, I'm not going to be in the musical. I can guarantee that. All I have to do is ask Mr. Trump to include me and my part will be cut instantly. It worked before, didn't it?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Reeflex7 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 05-20-05, 11:26 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" I don't think anyone on the show will have their own character in the musical, apart from Trump. But, just for funzies... Russell Crowe...Trump Matthew Broderick...Raj Sarah Jessica Parker...Amy Nathan Lane...Stacy Christina Applegate...Kendra David Hyde Pierce/Tim Curry/John Lithgow/Dianne Wiest...uptight executives on some of the tasks Alan Alda...George Joan Allen...Carolyn a block of wood...Kelly Tom Cruise...Bill Matthew McConaghey...Troy Winona Ryder...Erin Cameos: Donny Deutsch, Robin, Omarosa As for music, I'm sure someone can rewrite an Apprentice version of "Hair"...   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

madkata 54 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 05-21-05, 05:39 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" LAST EDITED ON 05-21-05 AT 05:49 AM (EST) ITA -- Joan Allen is THE BEST for Carolyn! (This is from "The Upside of Anger")   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-21-05, 10:28 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" OOOh, I think I'm with you on the first sentence. But Trump is very busy, and don't you think that russell crowe's will be happy to have an outlet for his temper? I love your choices for: trump, carolyn (madkata has convinced me!), and kendra. Raj is a hard toss up btwn Broderick and Jon Lovitz. As Erin is btwn Winona and another one I saw. thanks for the input. KEEP EM COMIN, people!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

lindan 270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 05-21-05, 09:26 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Danny would probably star as himself in this musical   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-21-05, 10:10 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" he might be too busy as the composer and the band. Can we put him in the corner with his guitar, instead? but I like your thought. If we don't come up with anyone else that would be funny as Danny, we'll cast him, huh? and I'm seriously rethinking the idea of allowing Omahosa to be Omahosa, as much as she'd love the attention. I think she should be played by a male comedian. Like Dave chappelle, if we can get him out of rehab - at least his schedule is clear. ;)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 05-21-05, 10:29 AM (EST) 14. "Danny" how about Adam Sandler, complete with guitar and song parodies?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BeenThere 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 12-16-05, 07:46 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Fabulous! Omahosa played by a male in drag is the Greatest!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-21-05, 10:43 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" LAST EDITED ON 05-21-05 AT 11:41 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 05-21-05 AT 10:45 AM (EST) How about this for the anthem? Feel free to add verses! (To the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire) Kendra's Song: Omarosa, Home Depot, Trump Tower, Cucumber fiasco Kwame, Kelly Perdew, Dog grooming, Fifth Avenue Mark Burnett, Danny Jingle, Matt Calamari, Survivor Pringle Pope John Paul, now it's goodbye Kendra, I hate when you cry L'il Stacey, Crustacean Nation, Maria, Sony PlayStation Ivana, Marla Maples, Barenaked Ladies, Staples Danny Deutsch, Vanilla Mint Crest, Pepsi Edge, Trump always knows best! I'm the one Trump's gonna hire! The crowd was clapping, While Tana was napping. She's the one he's gonna fire! She's no streetsmart fighter, I pulled the all-nighter!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-21-05, 12:10 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" Levi's, M and M's, Fuse TV, Proctor and Gamble, Mattel, QVC. Carolyn, George, Tana's casting trailer, Robin, Melania, Kendra's artful t-shirt emailer!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-21-05, 12:48 PM (EST) 17. "Everybody sing..." Comb it, Flop it; Long as I can fold it, My Haaaaaaaaaaair!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

candygirl 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 05-21-05, 04:13 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" I would cast actors who sing or vice versa. Jon Voight - Donald trump Christopher Plummer - George Nicole Kidman- Carolyn Bette Midler - Tana mandy Moore - Kendra EMinem - Chris Adam Sandler - Sam Grace jones - Omarosa Jon Bon Jovi - Troy P. Diddy - Kwami Jessica Simpson - Jen Harry Connick Jr. - Bill   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

candygirl 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 05-22-05, 06:29 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" I think Quentin Tarantino would make a great Danny. They both have very quirky personalities.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RealityMom 560 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 05-24-05, 10:03 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" LAST EDITED ON 05-24-05 AT 10:14 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 05-24-05 AT 10:03 PM (EST) Angel, Thanks for the kind words and for coming up with such a cute idea. Maybe you could expand it to "Reality TV-The Musical" so that you could post it on other forums. After all, wouldn't we all like to hear a reality version of "My Way" or "I Gotta Be Me" sung with solos by Rob and Amber, Richard Hatch, Lex, Uchenna and Joyce, William Hung, etc? Also, it could be in flashbacks, so we could predict the future for some of our favorites and get to cast them as well. I really would love to see Cher play Erin.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BeenThere 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 12-16-05, 07:38 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Apprentice - the Musical" My husband is a professional pianist (he can also sing, but not so great)...he has credintials out the kazoo. Can you get him a job in this musical? Does he have to watch the show to qualify for the job? Does Tivo-ing it for me to watch count? In the meantime, I'm working on a song and will get back to you.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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