|
|
|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
|
"Let's Make Up Our Own Rejection Ceremony Introductions!"
NOZENUGGETS 19 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
|
08-13-04, 05:24 AM (EST)
 
  |
|
"Let's Make Up Our Own Rejection Ceremony Introductions!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 03:42 PM (EST)Okay, we've seen Jeff Haas tell us about those flowery Ralph-as-Derek Rejection Ceremony intros on "Joe Schmo 2." I started making up a few on that thread. Now, let's see if you can make up one or more of your own. I'll give you the ones that I've already posted to fuel your imagination. And they all begin the same: "Love. That's why we're all here. But tonight, one of you will..."
Here's my posted list from Jeff Haas' thread:
<*> ...say goodbye to love's golden glow and feel the cold icicle of rejection.
<*> ...have to be thrown out of love's Ritz-Carlton penthouse and take up room and board in rejection's dormotory hostel.
<*> ...be losing the boarding pass to "The Love Boat" and sail off into the sunrise on rejection's dinghy.
<*> ...have their love license expire and be sent into the waiting line of rejection's DMV.
<*> ...strike out with the bases loaded and two outs trailing by three runs in the bottom of the ninth inning of love's baseball game, and then be forced to take the cold shower of rejection.
<*> ...be thrown from love's top-shelf of top-notch groceries into the day-old discount bin called rejection.
<*> ...be placed under arrest by the police department of love and thrown into rejection's lonely jail cell.
<*> ...be walking off the plank of love's pirate ship into rejection's cold, shark infested waters.
<*> ...be forced out of the big city called love and forced to move to the backwater town of rejection.
<*> ...be kicked out of love's household and take up residence in rejection's doghouse.
Be creative, be funny, be...yourself! That's all I ask of you, so start submitting!
|
|
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
NOZENUGGETS 19 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
|
08-13-04, 03:38 PM (EST)
|
|
2. "RE: Let's Make Up Our Own Rejection Ceremony Introductions!" |
Oh, Draco, those were excellent!
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
