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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-10, 04:08 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
*yawn*

And not just because watching the teams take all kinds of public transportation is dull, if environmentally responsible...no, it's really, really late. Or really, really early, depending on your perspective.

Jordan and Jeff! Get out of that jacket! You're team number one! Big deal you've already had your 15 minutes. Why shouldn't you have more?

Brent and Caite: You would have been team #2 if only you could read. Alas, it's off to the naughty spot for you.

Monique and Shawne: Hard to believe you're team #2, isn't it?

Jet and Cord: It's actually harder to believe that you caught right back up. #3 for you.

Dan and Jordan: Off to the naughty spot for you, too. You need to learn to look after your toys.

Steve and Allie: You're team #4, even though 5 teams are technically ahead of you. You'd have done better if you hadn't painted those guys' house for them. WTF?

Joe and Heidi: You're team #5.

Carol and Brandy: Team # 6

Brent and Caite: OK, now you can check in and you're team #7, no matter what you might tell yourselves in confessional.

Dan and Jordan: You guys can get checked in too. That'll learn you for making fun of Caite.

Louie and Mike: You're team #9. Another team that didn't understand which house to paint. At least you didn't do any interior decorating.

Jody and Shannon: You must be so relieved to be team #10.

Dana and Adrian: You know it's never a good sign when I come to the task to say hi. I'm afraid you've been eliminated from the Race.


Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread.

I will be back with sigs in the morning. But it's late (early?) and I really need some sleep.

The vast majority of characters are still available. Please sign up in the sign up thread if you'd like to play one, otherwise, please feel free to post as a cameraperson or that big hulking guy in the subway station or one of the guys who got their house painted for free by some weird Americans.

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 Jordan (BB) jbug 02-15-10 1
   RE: Jordan (BB) newsomewayne 02-16-10 6
       RE: Jordan (BB) jbug 02-16-10 7
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere beau_30 02-15-10 2
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere Belle Book 02-15-10 3
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere Molaholic 02-15-10 4
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere Max Headroom 02-16-10 5
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere mrc 02-16-10 8
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere Belle Book 02-16-10 9

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-10, 10:03 AM (EST)
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1. "Jordan (BB)"
Phil? you are sooooooooooo cute! Can't wait to see you raise your eyebrows at me

Oh Jeff! We're first! I can't believe it! Even after I almost got us plane tickets to China instead of Chili. You will be watching and listening closely for those things, won't you?

We won a trip to where? where is that anyway? Maybe that other blonde has a map I can look at.....

We are so good together - and I am so tough! Did you see me walk that line? did you? were you watching me?

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02-16-10, 11:40 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Jordan (BB)"
You know it, babe! Can you imagine how bad all those other teams must feel coming in behind you, er, I mean us.

BB Jeff

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7. "RE: Jordan (BB)"
Oh baby, I ... uh .... well,,,,,
have you kissed me lately?

<BB Jordan>

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02-15-10, 07:19 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
Can my tag line be? First Place Every Leg except for the 1st Leg.

Lol!

Wow I can't believe we are 9th. That sucks. Next leg will be our 1st Place and we will dominate.

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02-15-10, 07:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-10 AT 05:03 PM (EST)

Yeah -- Dad & I really should've realized we were in the wrong spot! On the other hand, at least we didn't lose a paintbrush or forget to go down the funnicular.


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02-15-10, 11:25 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-10 AT 08:52 PM (EST)

How nice to see teams arrive with such high hopes. We're glad you enjoyed our music (as well as our RussHell hats). Team number One even started dancing, just because of our playing!

So why did Phil make the next couple sit on the bench? They could have danced too, since we were still in fine form.

Then another team had to sit out. You gringos sure do have strange celebrations.

To top it off, Phil took off early. We were told there would be 11 teams to entertain, but as soon as the tenth team got here, Phil disappeared (and didn't even leave us a tip -- heck, we'd have been happy with anything - even Brazilian Reales!)



Seana did another one.

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02-16-10, 08:22 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
We finished second. Second, I tell you! Don't listen to that nasty old Phil. *pout*

So what was that stupid downhill thingie anyway? Fooner-something? They don't have those dumb things back home in the Tar Heel State Palmetto State. *pout*

And when do we get to go to the Iraq? I've been studying a lot, and now I can find it on a map of Africa. Just try me.

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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
Phil won't be asking you to find his lost balls, that's for sure.

What is Phil's golf equipment?

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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Premiere"
Africa? Iraq's in Asia! You really could use a map -- a good one!


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