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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"The sound you heard last night..."
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-09, 10:31 AM (EST)
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"The sound you heard last night..." |
...was Lena & Kristy throwing shoes through their respective TVs, followed by a scream of "Now they make it a non-elimination leg?!?"Which wasn't exactly the only scream we got last night. Sam: "How dare my brother try to be loudly supportive in a way which says he has no idea what I'm going through! Also, Lady Luck is supposed to favor me! Not a pair of professional basketball players who probably make less than I do -- me!" Dan: "How dare I keep going with these stupid comments from the sidelines? Incessantly, that's how!" Globetrotters: "How dare the producers not rig a hay roll for us when we've got a birthday to celebrate -- oh, wait. They did? Really? Cool. In that case, how dare they not give us a car each! We're pulling in b-ball minimum wage here!" Meghan: "How dare I fall for that stupid 'I'm going to stall until you think we're losing too much time and take over' trick!" Ericka: "How dare Brian do this Roadblock instead of me? I had sixteen hours worth of complaining saved up!" Matt: "As the larger and stronger member of our team, how could I possibly dare attempt this Roadblock? Let Dad do it!" Phil: "How do I dare stand here and watch this carnage knowing one of them could snap at any moment and rush over to kill me? I'm armed with heavy-duty golf equipment." 
And the lesson learned last night: boys like to blow stuff up.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-09, 11:06 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: The sound you heard last night..." |
I knew it, but we all need to have it reconfirmed once in a while, lest we forget at a crucial moment and let them put lighter fluid on the barbecue.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-09, 03:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: The sound you heard last night..." |
I could, but we all know how dubious my reading comprehension is.Writing comprehension? See? I'm lost already. 
Comphereadsion? (Sounds like a cubical PC that shows a different display on each side.)
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