Previously on TAR, please see Mystic's summary.We start out with the Divorcees accusing bro/sis team of throwing her sports bra out the window. Which is just plain weird. I mean really, why would someone do that?
First out are Ken/Barbie, flying to La Paz, Bolivia. They have to go to the statue of Simon Bolivar and search morning newspaper for an ad.
Me:What happend to the clues being clues? I thought they were going to go back to that?
DD:No clue.
Exactly! It wasn't a clue, it was do this.
Do what?
Whatever the clue said to do, instead of them having to figure out exactly where they are supposed to go.
Oh.
Geeks second, Terrence third, AjaTy fourth, Mom/son fifth, bro/sis sixth, divorcees seventh, fratboyz eighth, Belles ninth. All teams are on one of two flights.
Yeesh that was the shortest airport scene ever!
It sure was.
They land in La Paz and everyone is feeling the altitude. They get to the statue well before the morning paper comes out and are given blankets to camp out with.
Blankets?!?! What the heck? What is TAR trying to do go all nice and sensitive or something?
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Bro tries to make up with the divorcees without too much luck. Not sure why he even bothered, I blame the blankets. Sarah finds someone to help her and so do the divorcees. Everyone grabs a paper and starts searching for the Hat Sale Ad. The Hat ad is their next clue and will tell them where to go (unlike we were promised *huff*) Fratboyz find it first, they note that they have to hold on to the hat. Narvaez hat shop is the next stop. Traffic jams up and those in cabs are stuck. Terrah are walking and make it there first.
Detour! Musical march which is pick band members and get them to march with them or Bumpy Ride ride down a cobble stone street on wooden bikes, caution there is a U-Turn ahead. Teams must go by foot to each of the detours. I repeat, teams must go by foot to each of the detours. Terrah took a cab, so did the Geeks. Terrah realizes their mistake and go back to the hat shop to start over. The Geeks illegally get to the bikes first and put on their feathers.
LOL Those are some funky feahters they have to put on.
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The Fratboyz and Belles choose musical march, the Belles don't have any trouble getting their band members to follow them quickly and march right past the Fratboyz. Everyone else is on the bikes. One of the Divorcees crashes big time into a curb and a building. Sis asks Aja/Ty to U-turn the Divorcees. But alas, nobody U-turns anyone. They all finish the detours and get the next clue.
Roadblock, give the hat to a Chilita(female wrestler) and learn 6 wrestling moves. When they think they have it they must wrestle in the main ring. Ken/Barbie are first followed by the Belles and Geeks.
Okay this looks fun.
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Ken rocks the roadblock, learning the moves quickly and performing them perfectly the first time. They get the next clue for the Pit Stop which is el Mirador del Monticulo, a hillside park overlooking the city.
The Belle and the Geek have trouble and have to go back and practice the moves some more. The Geek is really having trouble breathing in the high altitude. Other teams arrive; Sarah, Ty, Son, Bro, Divorcee all practice and try their moves in the ring. Aja reveals to one of the Divorcees that Sis asked them to U-turn them.
ooooooh drama!
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The Geek really struggles to breathe and fails a second time.
Ken/Barbie are first and win a 7 night trip to Cabo San Lucas.
All of the other teams are stuck in traffic, hoping that their cabbie knows the best way to get there.
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Mom/son are second.Terrah are third, Belles are fourth. Geeks realize finally that they goofed earlier and wonder what their time delay will be. Aja/Ty are fifth, bro/sis are sixth. Fratboyz are seventh, Geeks are eighth and get a time delay of 30 minutes. Divorcees arrive in time to be the eighth team. The Geeks are eliminated because of a stupid mistake.
OK, was that just me or was that the most boringest episode ever?
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HEY! Wakeup! I asked you if that was boring.
Yes, it was the most boring episode in the history of boring episodes. I'd rather watch Barney then that episode again.
Brokenhearted in green and gold.
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