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"TAR12 Episode 5 Summary"
I didn't feel like giving all the teams nicknames, so I took the first letter of each person's name and combined it. Thus:

Azaria/Hendekea = AH
Nathan/Jennifer = NJ
Ronald/Christina = RC
Nicolas/Donald = ND
Kynt/Vyxsin = KV
Shana/Jennifer = SJ
TK/Rackel = TR

Now, onto the summary

"Happy Happy Joy Joy"

In the previous leg, the racers raced to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. For more, read Seanaís summary. AH are first to depart at 6:45 AM. They must fly to Vilnius, Lithuania. From there, they must find a marked car and go to St. Anneís Church. Azaria believes he doesnít have a quick temper. This statement doesnít last long because Hendekea and he bicker like theyíre still five years old.

NJ depart second at 6:46 AM. Jennifer complains again about not being in first, which means she is still a spoiled brat.

RC depart third at 7: 17 AM. Christina mentions that Ronald and her try to work to communicate better. It becomes clear later that they still need work.

ND depart fourth at 7:18 AM. Donald apparently canít remember anything he has done on the race. This means I can forget the ditch vaulting, too.

KV depart fifth at 7:22 AM. Kynt says he is a controlling person, but he doesnít really control Vyxsin. Translation: heís whipped, big time.

Most of the teams are on the Internet looking for flights until the Air France ticketing office opens. They find out the best flight to Lithuania is through Paris departing at 10:45 PM.

SJ depart sixth at 7:44 AM. Jennifer (thank goodness they showed her name, because I still canít tell the two apart) is feeling guilty about using the U-Turn on Lorena & Jason. Meanwhile, the other blonde doesnít know the difference between Ouagadougou and Burkina Faso.

TR depart last at 7:59 AM. They arenít happy about being last.

RC find the Air France ticket office. They find a flight to Paris then Prague then Vilnius, which wonít arrive until 9:30 the next evening. Christina wants to look for another flight when they get to Paris. Ronald is not down with that and wants to just take the flight as is. However, the ticket agent finds an earlier flight that will arrive in Vilnius at 2:10 PM.

ND arrive at the ticket office and ask for a flight that will arrive in Vilnius at 1:25 PM. The other teams start to arrive and Nick tells the ticket agent to give them later flights. They are standing right behind them and overhear it. Nick is an idiot.

AH find a flight from Paris to Amsterdam to Vilnius arriving at 1:25 PM. ND try to get the same flight, but the ticket agent doesnít understand them. They find a flight to Paris then Prague arriving in Vilnius at 5:35 PM.

NJ and SJ get on the same flight as AH. TR try to get on it too, but it is full. They find another flight to Paris then Frankfurt arriving in Vilnius at 1:35 PM. KV get on the same flight. ND go to the Air France ticket office at the airport and also get on the flight.

SJ are trying to get seats closer to the front of the plane. Hendkea and the other Jennifer see what theyíre doing, but SJ tell them to back off. One of them comments that they have really burned bridges with the other teams. They start arguing back and forth. Unfortunately, they donít get into a catfight and rip each otherís clothes off.

The teams start arriving in Vilnius. N & J get a car first but start getting lost when they make a wrong turn. ND find St. Anneís Church first and get the clue. Itís a Roadblock, a task only one team member can perform. In this task, one team member must choose a woman working outdoors who will give them a package and tell them where to deliver it. Traveling on foot, they will deliver the package and will be given a second package to deliver. Once they finish with the second delivery, they will be given a clue.

Nick does the Roadblock. KV and AH arrive there next. Kynt and Hendekea choose to do the Roadblock. Nick completes his first delivery and starts doing the second.

SJ get lost. They back up and almost get hit by a bus. Normally, I wouldnít wish ill will on racers, but I might make an exception on these two.

RC find the Roadblock next, and Ronald does it. Kynt and Hendekea finish their first delivery. Nicolas is lost trying to find the location of the second delivery. NJ are also lost and just start running to the church. They keep arguing the whole way, though. Nate comments that he canít believe what kind of person Jen turned into. He says itís the ugliest thing he has ever seen. Maybe you should look in a mirror, Nate.

Kynt finishes the Roadblock first. The clue tells them to go to the town of Rumsiskes and find a Lithuanian history museum. TR arrive at the Roadblock, and TK does it. NJ finally find the Roadblock, and Jen is chosen to do it. TK gets some help from a local and completes his first delivery.

Ronald completes his first delivery. While on the way to the next location, Christina offers up some encouragement. Ronaldís response: ďDonít pressure me!Ē

TK finishes the Roadblock, and he and Rachel head out. Ronald finishes next. Jen completes her first delivery. Jen completes the Roadblock followed by Hendekea. SJ finally make it to the Roadblock, and Shana does it. Nick is still lost and has been there a few hours. He has been going around in circles.

Meanwhile, KV find the museum. The clue tells them to find the creepy Travelocity gnome (Product placement alert) and bring him to the pit stop. The catch is there are many other gnomes hidden as well because Lithuania is gnome country. They are given a photo to help identify it.

Shana & Nick finish the Roadblock last. KV find their creepy gnome and find their next clue. Itís a Detour, a choice between two tasks each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, the choices are Count Down or Step Up. In Count Down, teams make their way to a marked picket fence. Once there, they had to count every picket, except for fence posts and gates, and then reveal their calculation to a villager. If correct, they would receive a clue. If not, they had to start over. In Step Up, teams had to use stilts to walk along a marked course to the finish line to receive their next clue. If they fall off, they had to go back to the beginning and start again.

TR followed by RC get to the museum and look for a gnome. KV make their way to Step Up. They are in awe of the costumes the people are wearing. Kynt wants to play dress up. Donít let him. You donít know where heís been.

TR find a gnome, and then RC find one. They both decide to do Step Up. NJ and AH arrive at the museum. NJ find a gnome first. The teams are having trouble balancing on the stilts. KV decide to switch to Count Down. AH find a gnome. NJ do Count Down. Jen insists on doing it herself. A little controlling, arenít we?

AH do Step Up. TR finish the Detour first. The clue tells them to make their way on foot to the pit stop at Aukstaitija Windmill. KV finish next. TR get to the pit stop 1st. They win a ten-day trip for two to Japan provided by Travelocity and its creepy gnome.

KV finish 2nd. NJ are still counting. Jen goes from 89 to 100. Congratulations, Jen. You win the Bolo award this season.

AH switch to Count Down. Ronald is slowly walking with the stilts, but then he falls. That canít be good for someone with a hernia. NJ make a guess at the number of pickets. Of course, theyíre wrong because of Jenís mistake.

RC finish the Detour, although Ron is in pain from the fall. ND find the museum. They find a gnome quickly. SJ arrive and also find a gnome. AH finish the Detour. RC finish 3rd.

NJ continue counting. Nate makes a guess, but itís wrong too. ND choose Count Down. Jen makes Nate lose count, and he calls her a ďb!tch.Ē Thatís not nice, Nate. Azzhole.

AH finish 4th. NJ switch to Step Up. SJ choose Count Down. NJ finish the Detour. They finish 5th. Itís down to ND and SJ. Nick accidentally counts the fence posts. He has to subtract the numbers when they finish.

SJ argue again. The gnome tries to play peacemaker, but it doesnít work. ND finish counting and head to the pit stop. They finish 6th. SJ finally finish the Detour. They are last and have been Philiminated. Woo Hoo! Theyíre gone. Letís throw a party.

Next week, Azaria loses patience with his sister, and NJ argue again.


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 RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary Cygnus X1 12-06-07 1
 RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary Seana 12-08-07 2
 RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary CTgirl 12-10-07 3
 RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary bullzeye 12-10-07 4
 RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary FishWoman 12-11-07 5
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1. "RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary"
Nice compact summary! Loved:

Jen goes from 89 to 100. Congratulations, Jen. You win the Bolo award this season.

They start arguing back and forth. Unfortunately, they donít get into a catfight and rip each otherís clothes off.

Kynt wants to play dress up. Donít let him. You donít know where heís been.

Great job!


You've been warned, so don't complain.

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2. "RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary"
Nice summary, thanks!

I liked:

Donald apparently canít remember anything he has done on the race. This means I can forget the ditch vaulting, too.
*shudder*

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Jen goes from 89 to 100. Congratulations, Jen. You win the Bolo award this season.


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3. "RE: TAR12 Episode 5 Summary"
Great job. I liked your style. And I really liked your snark on Shana and Jennifer especially:

SJ get lost. They back up and almost get hit by a bus. Normally, I wouldnít wish ill will on racers, but I might make an exception on these two.


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Nice work Steve!

Jen goes from 89 to 100. Congratulations, Jen. You win the Bolo award this season.

The difference being, we liked Bolo.


Have yourself a very Agman Christmas!


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NJ continue counting. Nate makes a guess, but itís wrong too. ND choose Count Down. Jen makes Nate lose count, and he calls her a ďb!tch.Ē Thatís not nice, Nate. Azzhole.

Hey, Nate only said what I was yelling at the tv thinking.

Great job, Steve!


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Good job.


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