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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.5"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-07, 00:23 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.5" |
Look at the big fan thingies on this windmill go around and around. Keeeewl.TK and Rachel, you're team #1! You've won a trip from our sponsor! No doubt it comes as a surprise considering you've been carrying around our sponsor's mascot for a while. *waves to our sponsor, without actually naming the sponsor* Will you be splitting the prize with the local who led you around the RB? Kynt and Vyxsin: Welcome to second place! For people with hot pink hair, you're really under the radar. Ronald and Christina: Nice try with the Air France office. Too bad the flight you got wasn't the best. However! You certainly stepped it up. Third place isn't too shabby. Hendekea and Azaria: Ooooooh...so sorry you've slipped to 4th place. Nathan and Jennifer: See what happens when you b!tch so much at each other? 5th place, that's what. Ugly, wouldn't you say? Nicolas and Donald: Tough luck at the Roadblock. Or does Donald remember that? Oh, I found this hat a couple legs back. Is it either of yours? Shana and Jennifer, I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. It was the U-Turn that did you in. Not because the universe got you back for being mean, but because it caused the bickering. OTOH, maybe the universe works in mysterious ways. So...would you consider being a decoy team? Please submit your application in dance form.
Please keep the game in the game thread.Come play with us! All the characters are spoken for except Blonde Jennifer, but anyone may post as a camera or sound person or cabbie or local or be creative! Post as a pair of stilts or the picket fence!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-07, 10:17 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5" |
I have now decided I can finish the Race without Ronald, and I don't blather nearly as much as he does. All set, sweetie? Ronald's (Non-Fossilized) HerniaCould I get a siggy when you get a chance, Seana? Pretty pleeeeze? *bats eyes* Here's an image you might be able to use.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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12-08-07, 11:35 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5" |
The TAR Institute Of Dysfunctional Relationships awaits you both. We have such esteemed grads like:Lenny and Karyn
Jill and John Vito
Reichen and Chip
Alison and Donny
Colin and Christie
(He Who Shall Not Be Named) and Victimia
Hayden and Aaron
Mary Adam and Rebecca
Ron and Kelly
The Weavers
The Rogerses
The Godlewskis
Joseph and Monica
Peter and Sarah
Rob and Kimberly So see what you have to look forward to? The TAR Institute Of Dysfunctional Relationships
(our motto: "It was the editing!") EP Bert Van Munster
Keeping my affair with Elise secret since forever.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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12-04-07, 03:33 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5" |
Sister, you know we would rock at that! And sure could have counted better than most of those morons uh, other racers.
Course the RB would've been a piece of cake too - every local guy there would have been fighting to help us.
So, here come the barbie twins to join us. Sure hope they get over their bickering before they get here. This place is rather nice and peaceful (that is when we can get away from Ari  )
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-07, 06:27 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.5" |
Now did you see what almost happened to ME?! I mean seriously, she almost killed ME!!! You know, I really didn't want whiney Jennifer as my teammate in this race... I don't even like her. Imagine, feeling guilty about using the U-turn and she can't even drive. Heck, she doesn't say much. I'm always the one talking. It sucks that the prospects on this race were non-existent. I wish I would have been told beforehand that there were no single guy teams to flirt with and hook up with. So much for using my "aesthetic" to get to the finish line. If I would have known, I would have stayed at the Playboy mansion and auditioned for the girls next door. At least there, I would be able to get my facials, manicures and pedicures. It's been a slice but I'm anxious to get back to my comfortable existence... manicures, pedicures and Ryan Seacrest. 
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