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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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LAST EDITED ON 11-19-07 AT 01:56 AM (EST)Edit to add title here: Be the Amazing Racer 12.3 My finger hit the enter key by mistake. Gods, that's annoying. ******** Greetings and welcome to a bunch of huts somewhere in the savannah. We sure had a great time this leg! Now *this* is what the Race is all about: having to figure out where the next city is, having to jump off a train in the middle of nowhere. Yep, this is almost difficult. Hendekea and Azaria: You're team number one! You win a nice trip courtesy of my dear friend the Travelocity Gnome. Nice guy, the gnome...little goofy. Anyway, Azaria kept his cool at the RB and then you made it easily through the Detour to take the lead. Well done. TK and Rachel: I can't think of anything to say to you. What did you do this leg? Nate and Jen: So Nate needs to be reminded to be gentle when handling nipples? Hunh. I guess getting that earlier flight from Amsterdam to Paris didn't make much difference. Too bad. Kynt and Vyxsin: Very little screen time for you this leg. But! We did make sure to provide an instance of Vyxsin helping Kynt down from the train to back up your assertion that Vyxsin is a gentleman. Ronald and Christina: I'm glad Ronald can admit that he was too hard on Christina. Or maybe it was just the meds talking. Did you enjoy the dramatic music we played for you while you were running for the plane? That was to add to the suspense. Nick and Donald: Sorry you won't be seeing the hot sisters anymore, Don. Well, at least until you end up in Sequesterville with them. Shana and Jennifer: Nice perfume. Were you trying to cover the smell on the train? You knew you were going on a race around the world. Did you think you'd only be going to ritzy places with top hats and lots of dollars? I hear the word "refreshing" and I'm not going to help you refine you camel milking skills. Lorena and Jason: From first to nearly worst. You narrowly averted going to Sequesterville by picking up the pace at the Detour. Will Lorena ever learn to just take a deep breath? No wonder the poor camel kept kicking the milk out of the bowl. Here, Jason, I got you some earplugs. Marianna and Julia, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry (really, really sorry) to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. However! We need decoy Racers to fool the Internet spoilers. Maybe you'd like to be the first decoy team? Come over to my hut later and tell me about your qualifications. 
Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread.
Come play! All characters are spoken for except BlondeJennifer, but anyone may post as a local, a cabbie or a camera/sound person. Or be creative: post as a camel or Shana and Jennifer's cabbie's long lost good twin.
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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11-19-07, 11:02 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 11-19-07 AT 11:05 AM (EST)Sis, you did awesome milking that camel. At least YOU weren't hysterical like SOME people. We'll have fun at sequesterville laughing at the other teams. A life of ease for us for awhile. (good call on us not visiting Phil's hut, by the way. We're the good girls, you know) 
edited to insert the correct sig. oops!
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11-19-07, 01:36 PM (EST)
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We were the life of the party while waiting on that overnite delay. Gramps turned out o be a pretty good dancer, didn't he? I noticed he kept trying to pinch your butt but you moved too quick for him.
We'll party a good time while waiting for teh rest to join us. Maybe Phil will visit at the villa? We can party and still be good girls.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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11-19-07, 11:11 AM (EST)
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I KNEW it! I'm totally responsible for Dad's hernia. It's because I'm so hideously fat. If only I were slender and delicate, like Kynt, this would never have happened.I was so upset about being responsible for Dad's hernia that I never even commented on how we were in second place to the Pit Stop, until Dad had to stop to put on his rain jacket. Phil, thanks for the dramatic music. You'll have to find some more. We're probably going to need it. {Excuse me, I'm going to find that child and try to explain why my dad was beating on his chest and yammering about King Kong while trying to teach her "skyscraper".} 
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11-20-07, 00:28 AM (EST)
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(*gag, choke*)Gawd it smells in here! Can't these ladies buy themselves some perfume or something? How rude!! You never know who's going to be on the train with you... like visitors from America. It makes for a very bad impression. Shame on you people of Oogoodoogoomoogoo! I'm sure you can do without rice for one day and use the money to buy some perfume or something just so you can smell good for us. And clean up your trash! Is it so difficult to keep your country clean? I'm still looking to get a facial somewhere... but not in this place! 
And why doesn't anyone want to be my BFF Jenn? I would think it was a privilege for someone to race with me.
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