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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.2"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 00:40 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
Greetings Racers! Half of you reek horribly. But at least you all seem to be fully clothed now. We really did get complaints. The one judge at the ditch-jumping is suing for mental distress. Jason and Lorena, you're team #1, baby! Have a 3-wheel sport bike, baby. It's all-terrain, baby. I told you you've already hit your "baby" limit. Knock it off. Nathan and Jen: Well, you're no nicer this leg. But you're faster and I guess that's all that counts. Shana and Jennifer: I wouldn't hug Shana with all that mud on her either. Wa wa wa waaaaaaaa. Kynt and Vixsin: *snort* What sort of sheep acrobatics did you think you were going to be doing? I'm really curious. And macrame is totally cool. Azaria and Hendekea, you started with a 3-hour lead. A 3-hour lead. But you squandered the whole thing and came in 5th. Good job. TK and Rachel: A strong performance by Rachel at the Detour. Lots of nagging, sure, but a solid follow-up with actually getting the job done. Marianna and Julia: You see? Just because you make a wrong turn in the countryside in Ireland doesn't mean you can't catch up and kick butt in Holland. That's the beauty of this Race. Nicolas and Donald: How ironic is it that Ronald was giving Nicolas etiquette lessons? Don, I don't think that the RB was really the task for you, but congrats for succeeding. *runs off to force producers to change upcoming mud-related task* Ronald and Christina, you're team #9. I bet if Ronald just shut up for a minute, you'd have done better. Christina, you certainly have nerve telling Daddy not to harp on you. Kate and Pat, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. I guess being smart, nice and patient is no good if you're not fast. Who will feel sorry for Christina with you gone? 
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 10:00 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-12-07 AT 10:01 AM (EST)I have no idea how we got so lost or turned around! Good grief! you'd think we were blond or something! And "daddy dearest"? Lay off your daughter! For some reason I expected that behavior from grandpa Don (my apologies Don), but not from you.
Hey Christina? You can run with us when you ditch the old man. kay?
ETA: Have all of you noticed that I have not cried yet? Sis is very proud of me. 
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 01:47 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
Ok sis, first next time for sure!
BTW, when do I get to do a roadblock? I apprecite you getting all muddy and everything, but please don't wait till it's one of those 'eat the nasty stuff' roadlocks before I get have to do one.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 12:30 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
I am seriously starting to hope that the saying Dad has printed on all his shirts is NOT a rhetorical question. To the producers: Thanks for having even more bicycle related challenges. Just keeps reminding me that "you-know-who" was never home to teach me to ride a bike. Just one more thing I had to learn on my own. Julia? Thanks so much for the offer. I was really considering going home with the ministers. 
Wasn't it nice to hear a religious person say that they really didn't think God was concerned about whether they won the Amazing Race?
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 03:35 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
Didja see how I was being all diplomatic at the airport, trying to keep you from alienating other teams?I think I further showcased my diplomatic skills by not going upside your head with a fanny pack, shoe, or contaminated backpack when you kept constantly berating me in front of the other teams. And just in the interest of clarification, you didn't want to do the hoist detour and then you thought the hunt detour was going to be too hard. Did you expect Phil to pop up with door #3? O.K. right now I just really need to concentrate.
Dad, Dwight Schrute is your hero, isn't he"?
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 02:05 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
We're going to Amersterdam! We're going to Amersterdam! Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say that I'm Amersterdamnese. No, I just like to get excited and give my oobies a workout. However, nobody told me that the only single guys would be gramps, the boy and the nerd. Ah well, there's always the golf equipment...Did you notice how highly I think of myself. Why my arms are the strongest here and watch how I hoisted those items up to the apartment. I collapsed at the end of the task - even though those other chicks didn't... but hey, it's very difficult when you have oobies the size of mine. Sometimes oobies as perfect as mine can be a hinderance. Did you notice that I get more camera time than Jennifer? That's because I'm way more hotter than her. Geez, where can a girl get a facial around here? This Amsterdamnese mud irritates my skin.
Did you know that I used to date Ryan Seacrest? The golf equipment is next on my list...
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 02:43 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
psssssssssst...watch it, willya, you keep askin' for facials eventually you'll have all kinda volunteers
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-07, 05:57 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
I was trying to look at all those bikes but I just kept losing my focus! I mean, with every bicycle I kept thinking of that saying " A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" and was distracted wondering if there were fish for all of these bicycles! As a Lesbian for the Lord, clearly I didn't need a man OR a bicycle OR a fish. Wait, I DO need to find a bicycle... what was that again?I just lost concentration over and over again!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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11-14-07, 02:14 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
Um God? Is that You? I thought You didn't care one way or the other about the outcome of The Amazing Race....And yet, here You are..... (if this is indeed You)
Hmmmmm....
We did really try not to be a wimp for Jesus, but we were just wimps for ourselves instead.
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dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings
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11-13-07, 12:00 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.2" |
You were great Rach. Hey, I never said I was good at tieing knots. Only untieing them.
we are so rockin dude!
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