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"Be the All-sTAR, 11.6"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-07, 10:53 PM (EST)
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"Be the All-sTAR, 11.6" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-07 AT 10:56 PM (EST)
*looks at rungu* *gives it the Philbrow™* We're at the Old Fort in Tanzania! Oh, my poor ears. That just can't be Charla and Mirna again. But it is. *fake smile* *earplugs* Charla and Mirna! You're team number one! You both win catamarans! *crickets* They're boats...cool tilting ones with these slings that you get in and oh ew! Someone get a bucket for Monsieur Charla. I'm forced to admit that you were smart to take the flight to Johannesburg. And, of course, very lucky to find a friend there to help you. *looks suspiciously at Romber's Intern* Oswald and Danny, you're team number 2! See, you could have hugged me this time and I wouldn't have minded. I just didn't want to get my shirt dirty before. You know I only have so many shirts that compliment my oobies as nicely as that one I was wearing at the last Pit Stop. Uchenna and Joyce, you're here. Now go away. *Jeopardy Theme* OK! C'mon back. You're the third team to arrive. This was a special Uchenna-themed leg. Hope you enjoyed it. I think the Beauty Queens understood your history lesson like Mirna understood the Cha Chas' hooker joke. Dustin and Kandice, fourth team to check in. I'm afraid that "Too Hot to Handle" kicked your butts. Again. Will you please work on this? Given the choice, I'd much prefer to have the two of you jumping down excitedly on the Mat because you came in first. Eric and Danielle, not your best leg, but I'm sure you'll do better. I'm especially looking forward to the part where Danielle doesn't just let Eric take over. That *is* what you said, isn't it? Don't look to Eric for confirmation. Knucklehead. Joe and Bill, you certainly breezed through the Detour and mostly kept your cool. You're still in it. For now. Teri and Ian, you're the last team to arrive. Sorry, guys. You're out. I had to wake up early for this, too. AND! It wasn't just a few minutes before you arrived, either. I had to go to makeup and get my eyebrows waxed and stuff. I'm sorry. You haven't had any sleep or anything in days, have you? Well, there will be plenty of time to rest in Sequesterville. It's a good thing you waited all night at the ticket counter in Mozambique, innit? Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread. New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as one of the poor beleaguered airline employees or a Masai warrior. Jump on in and play with us! You know, I had a Barbie catamaran when I was a kid. Edit for speeling
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03-26-07 |
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03-26-07 |
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03-26-07 |
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03-26-07 |
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Weather report. |
Estee |
03-26-07 |
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emydi |
03-26-07 |
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Thanks Phil |
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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-28-07, 07:29 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, 11.6" |
Teri, hon, I'm so sorry that I made you sleep at the airport. (cough, cough)twice I don't know why we weren't first in line. Sleeping there seemed like such a good idea at the time...but we do have a wonderful family and you are the love of my life!! And you let me wear that stupid hat for a second season...
Hoorah sequesterville, ready or not the Big Khauna is coming!
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-07, 12:52 PM (EST)
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13. "Weather report." |
Partly cloudy with a chance of dhow delays.Yeah. Right. We got a lead! We found the flight that got in first! We had hours and hours on the other teams -- oh, look. White fluffy things in the sky. All boats must stop moving until the white metal things in the sky start to land. Happens all the time around here. Not deliberate at all. And that wasn't me being seasick on the boat, that was me causing sixteen-hour traffic delays for the fish. Same principle. (While I'm at it: thanks to both Danny & Oswald for the nausea assist. Much appreciated. And sorry about the whole 'Mirna doesn't get it' thing. I'll explain it to her five months after the race, which was how long it took the last time before her ears turned back on. Also, thanks for the Stop N' Shop.) Hey, cuz -- we won a cat each! I'll take a calico. What does Phil mean, twelve and a half feet long? Wow. That's some tail. And what's the fastest way into an impregnable fort? Don't ask any of us. I'm still trying to figure out the fastest way to sneak behind the ticket counter and print out our own boarding passes. 
I don't know about this group prayer thing. Linda keeps yelling in my other ear.
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-07, 08:11 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, 11.6" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-26-07 AT 08:15 PM (EST)Well, looks like we've got a real race going now! How about that sudden storm popping up? Not to mention the wonderful airline schedules! Charla & Mirna You're team number one, again. Just incredible. You got lucky with the flight, found a cuddly friend to help you and ... well, even helped to feed the little fishies on the way to Zanzibar! Oh, and this is what you won:
so Mirna will have lots more opportunities to be Neptune's Little Helper! Oswald and Danny Another leg well done, boys. Too bad that fruit craving was so strong. It could have been you out on the cat... Uchenna and Joyce Wow. Whodathunk you could have made history sound so interesting. Hope you enjoyed the view during your 30-minute 'rest', too. Dustin and Kandice I miss the bouncing. Eric and Danielle Yep, the bad news is that you got booted from the plane. That's what you get for trying to cut the line. Remember, the line is the line and the line is king. You don't cut the line. *** dinner break *** *** off to sleep *** *** early morning wake-up *** *** down the coffee and croissant *** bleary-eyed Joe and Bill Uhh.. I guess.. uhh ... (yawn) you guys made it ... zzzzz .... in time to ... uhh ... stay in the race. Teri and Ian you're out, I'm going back to bed. *** Hey Bert -- you planning to pay out a little Over Time here? ***  Andy, you still owe me 14 minutes -
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