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"Be the All-sTAR 11.4"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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"Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-07 AT 09:07 AM (EST)They're going to be talking about this leg for years and years. Welcome to the End of the World! At some point, we intend to take this Race out of the Americas and out into the great wide world. Probably the next leg, actually. We've run out of South America. Oswald and Danny: You're team number 1! You win a trip to Maui. You guys looked so cute with your little flowers behind your ears in your confessional. You must tell me - how did Kandice's snoring just come up in that earlier conversation? Eric and Danielle: Welcome to Argentina! You may note the absence of kangaroos, koalas and marsupials in general. Teri and Ian: You totally lucked out getting on that flight. Other than that, the only thing that stands out about you this week is that you missed the clue box at the Playa. Joe and Bill: Could you guys be any more in love? There was nothing really that made me say that. It just popped into my little head. Dustin and Kandice: Yes, perhaps teaming up with Rob and Amber wasn't necessarily helpful. When you were trying to nail all the arrows so that they pointed in the right direction, was that an example of overthinking? Uchenna and Joyce: Kudos to the only team to complete the Sign It Detour. Was it your newfound passion to defeat Rob that led you to your astounding third-last finish? Charla and Mirna: You guys gotta go next leg. Seriously, I can't take you anymore. Rob and Amber: You are the last team to arrive. The very last. Laaaaaassst. Not first at all. Last. Try to steal my job, will you? Ha! Bertram loves me. LOVES me. Won't the other teams be surprised to see Rob sulking around Sequesterville? My only regret is that this will make Patrick happy, the bitter little cuss. By the way, we've decided to give you one more trip, just for gettting our ratings up for a little while: you're off to the Philippines! 
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-07, 11:42 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Oh, by the way . . ." |
I'll take the oobies for a spin this week. And I will claim to only be one oobie. I can share so if the other oobie has something to say, just speak up!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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03-13-07, 00:05 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
Actually, we all know that to Eric, Danielle is a non-entity. Honestly, he can barely remember her name. It is only the Oobies that matter. Danielle, nothing. Oobies - Everything. It's obvious he talks to US more than her. I kinda feel sorry for her. Granted, the lights are on but no one is home up there... And seriously, we oobies are expected to compensate for too much here. It's actually a little embarrassing that Eric calls out to us frequently and loudly so all can hear. Boobs this and boobs that. *sheesh* Plus he has no idea how we like to be handled. We get mauled by his clumsy oafish hands; does he think we are salt water taffy or what? If I wanted a mammogram, I'd see the doctor. Danielle always seems to end up with these horny immature boys (I am loathe to call them men) that apparently weren't breast fed so they are obsessed with us. Enough already! I can only speak for myself (I am the right oobie) but I wish these kinds of men would handle us more gently and stop embarrassing us by their immature low-class behavior! Now don't get me wrong, I am not a prude! My sister and I are happy to show it off and tantalize and tease, but please keep it a little classy and refer to us in more sweeter terms. And for the record, Eric, you coarse oafish dolt, we are NOT fish smooshers, fun bags nor your personal pillows to brag about. Oh I wish Danielle would switch teams so we could be treated right. She has had such A-hole boyfriends she calls Eric a "gentleman". Excuse me while I barf.
My sister and I have been working on our timing and hope to both smack Eric hard on the ears at the same time creating enough air pressure so his head explodes. Wish us luck!
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pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings
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03-13-07, 00:20 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-13-07 AT 00:22 AM (EST)Dear Righty, I wish you wouldn't speak for me all the time. I may be your twin, but I have a mind of my own. I know you're the 'intellectual one' but I do have some opinions! I, don't like Eric either, however it has more to do with the fact that he encourages her to keep us all locked up in this 'uni-oobie' training bra when all I want is a little pink lace. And righty, can you move over a little? I'm gettin' a little chaffed from all the running. And next time we see Phil, can you stand a little more 'at attention'? I really like him. Love-
Lefty
anybody wanna make us separate sigpics?
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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03-13-07, 01:24 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-13-07 AT 05:14 PM (EST)anybody wanna make us separate sigpics? Consider it done. And if you want a different quote, just say the word. (Edited because I can't tell right from left. Lotta good I'd be on the Race, huh?) 
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
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03-14-07, 05:43 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
You should come out when I mention your name. Until then your just along for the ride.
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03-13-07, 07:44 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
Welcome to Austral-err - Argentina! (Hey, at least both are in the same hemisphere!)Congratulations to our new first place team --
Oswald & Danny! You ran a terrific race, and you will certainly look awsome on the beach in Hawai'i! Eric and Danielle -- G'Day Mates! How did you manage to get all the way across the South Pacific so quickly? Teri & Ian -- Fastest old team in the race. Great job at the post office. Too bad your letter wasn't nicer, thou. Joe & Bill -- So romantic. So genuine. What a team. You're making us all proud. Dustin & Kandice -- Too bad there were so many tasks that actually involved the use of gray matter. Next time, we'll have something more blonde for you. Uchenna & Joyce -- Great job on the signpost task! Just goes to show what can be done when somebody can actually read a map! now, let me take a moment and talk to you about my jims casino result... Charla & Mirna -- Holy carp.. you're not Romber! Even after a major meltdown & hissy-fit, you pulled off the big non-loss! Congrats. Rob & Amber -- HAPEI HAPEI JOY JOY
HAPEI HAPEI JOY JOY hope I speld that rigte 
Andy, you still owe me 14 minutes -
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krisjonfanbg 55 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-07, 12:37 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
Rob!Rob!Are you paying attention?
sequesterviLe?wrong!100 times again!
Amber?
sequesterviLe?you too!
READ MY LIPS!
sequesterviLLe
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03-16-07, 01:06 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
Sorry I'm late - tardiness is not usually one of my shortcomings. But I had to get rid of a little problem. From here on, I promise I will stand tall and deliver as a participant in this Race.It's just that I'm feelin so low right now. I don't usually exhibit such a short temper. I have belittled myself and it wasn't pretty. My pledge is to be a bigger person than what you have seen.  
It really helps now that I've murdered my mutant cousin who disgusted me with her deformed stature. Good riddance to that minitaure freak.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-07, 08:41 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the All-sTAR 11.4" |
In case you're wondering: she's trying out a new editing style. Also, she's just a little bit concussed after our little talk on the stairs ended with my yelling 'Batter up!' and -- well, let's just say she may have gone over the shipwreck again on the way out. Sure, it slowed us down, but she did get an arial survey of the city and that picked up some time later... Still, she's been having some weird fantasies ever since she landed. In one of them, I'm dead. In another, Rob won All-Stars. And in the one I've really been enjoying, I'm racing with Colin and just won a vacation to Oz. I just can't believe Lance & Marshall had a post office that close to their Roadblock. How long did it take them to walk the letter over, six Races? And when you reach the end of the leg, all that matters is that we're not out -- and Rob & Amber are! They're gone! We don't have to worry about them any more! Now all the teams can concentrate on the second-most despised Racers and getting them out! ...uh-oh. 
I should have done that last Roadblock. I was thinking about working from inside the bag on out.
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