Last week’s show was preparation for Hurricane Wilma that was expected to hit Florida. The roomies were debating on whether to stay or go. The previews prepare us for the “most real” footage ever to be shown on The Real World. Will the show live up to the billing? Will the roomies stay in Key West? Will the house be destroyed? Let’s find out…Skinny update: All affects of food have worn off and Paula is nearing a feeding period. Not only do the roomies have to worry about hurricane watches and warnings but Paula is on the trail of something big…just wait and see! The episode starts with the roomies finding out that there is a mandatory evacuation. Everyone pitches in to help prep the house for the storm. Ty tells everyone that it could be done in 15 minutes if everyone helps. I hope they don’t expect Skinny to help out much because she can barely stand from the lack of food. I don’t think Skinny could carry the pads from the chairs that are around the pool. Everyone watch out…she is ready to blow! Then, it happens just as everyone is about ready to leave. Keith calls to tell Skinny that he is on his way to Florida and will only be about an hour away from them in Fort Lauderdale (where they decided to evacuate to). This is just great, now Keith is on the way and Skinny can be his punching bag again. He may not physically hurt her but there is always verbal and mental abuse (assuming she has a brain). The roomies make it to Fort Lauderdale just in time to go out drinking before the hurricane hits. Before they go out, we get to see the suite they have and it looks very nice. Skinny and Slutty claim the only bed with everyone else getting cots. Something tells me the others just didn’t want to be around the two whack jobs. Maybe they didn’t want to be around when volcano Paula erupts! I find it so irritating with the editors at MTV as we can be in the middle of a season and they reveal something that has been going on since the beginning. We are beaten over the head that Slutty and Skinny are inseparable and are joined at the hip 24/7. Not that I really want these two to get airtime but why wait until episode 16 to show us? World War III begins when everyone gets back to the room. Everyone is scattered about the cots while Slutty is talking to Martin on the phone. Ty says, “Wow! Paula is downstairs with us.” John says, “She is only here because Fitz is on the phone!” Paula’s logical translations is: Everyone here thinks I am as fat as a beached whale and they all hate my guts. They don’t even want me to sit with them so I will just go upstairs and throw one of the biggest hissy fits to ever grace The Real World. WTF is wrong with this lunatic wench? Girl needs to get help as fast as hurricane Wilma is setting its sights right for the roomies. Skinny goes on a rampage like never before! She starts screaming that she hears Tyler talking about her when she isn’t around. Bitch has some ears on her if she can hear through walls. I wonder if she can hear a bird break wind in Orlando from Lauderdale? The screeching continues until Ty jumps up and points at her as she is trying to make a point. Skinny interrupts to tell Ty that he will NEVER point at her again…while pointing at Tyler. It’s at this point (if I were Ty), I would pull the bitch out of the bag and let the psycho hose beast have it! All that would have to be done is to fling a milk carton at her. It would crush her as she tried to catch it. Skinny proceeds screaming, as her face turns green and starts spinning faster than Shakes head in his siggie! Her voice sounds demon possessed and skeery. Ty tells her that she is crazy (truer words have never been spoken) and that sends her to the next level of insanity. She spends the next 3 hours defending herself that she isn’t crazy. The screaming continues until I can’t take any more. John finally goes to Skinny and talks her into taking a walk. John pampers her ass until she finally feels better. That was a great meltdown but for some reason I was over it halfway through. Maybe because the argument was so freaking stupid. Ty and Skinny make-up the next morning…can we please get to the hurricane? PAHLEASE? Wilma hits hard while everyone is asleep. The roomies are awakened by hotel staff pounding on the door screaming for everyone to make their way to the basement. Outside shots show things blowing everywhere, the ocean looks fierce, and windows are popping out everywhere. A wall on the roomies floor has collapsed and they have to move around it on the way to the stairs. The hotel has tremendous amount of damage with walls gone, curtains flying everywhere and pulled water on all the floors. In the basement, Skinny finds Girlfriend Beater and he is all lovey dovey smothering her with hugs and kisses. Knowing that Keith has beaten Skinny makes my stomach turn but if I saw him on the street, I would find him attractive. He is lean, dark hair and blue eyes but likes to beat the hell out of women. Once the hurricane has passed, the roomies decide to move north as they are looking for electricity and running water. Skinny and Girlfriend Beater are only together for three hours. At least Beater didn’t have time to do too much damage. Next up? Orlando OH.THE.DRAMA! 
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