1) My mancrush on Dave went down a little when he used the line, “Hmmm Honeybuns, what do you want?” while in bed with her.
2) Both Dave and Kimberley saying they don’t want boyfriends and girlfriends is probably true, but will only last so long before it gets them into lots of fights when they are flirting with other people.
3) What the ##### was The$2Hooker wearing to the bar. Is it any wonder I gave her that nickname.
4) Joey, you knew what you were getting yourself into by joining the Real World. All they do is drink. If you really want to not drink, don’t go to the bar in the first place.
5) The$2Hooker made out with a random girl who still had coke in her mouth? Crazy, I didn’t know people would do that. Or only people who are trash, which is the kind of person she would associate herself with.
6) The$2Hooker has had a cocaine/meth addiction. Does she do anything right?
7) Quite happy The$2Hooker doesn’t like the way Joey acts when he gets drunk, they are better off not liking each other.
8) When Sarah is in the confessional talking about Joey playing with her hair, did anyone not stair at her boobs through that green shirt?
9) Joey’s emotional breakdown was a little intense. Version4.0 and I came up with a term a few years back for someone who cries or gets too emotional when they are drunk, they are being a “joke.” Joey was a complete ‘joke’ last night.
10) There is always a real world cast member that wears a headband. I can’t pull that off, but that blue one looks baller on Joey.
11) How does The$2Hooker stay so skinny if she isn’t doing drugs anymore?
12) Dave redeems himself with his second round of pillow talk. “You just like me for my penis.”
13) Joey went to town on that punching bag. I enjoy doing that myself, nothing like some good punches to release some tension. After making himself bleed, someone asked him if he wanted wraps and he replies, “nope, I want my skin to get as tough as it can.”
14) Again what is The$2Hooker wearing to the bar again. From her side profile it looks like she has no top on. She is a whore.
15) It couldn’t be more obvious that Grey put some bloody rag under Dave’s pillow. He was the only one laughing and he was laughing before Dave even explained what it was.
16) I don’t have a problem with Greg asking Andy ##### to explain who he is and his background. I just have a problem with the manner in which he did it. Completely inappropriate.
17) They get to take Improv classes as their job this year. How awesome. That’s not even a job, that’s just fun. I took an acting class in college and it was so much better than all my other classes, you just goof around all day and play games.
18) Greg about The$2Hooker, “Bri is so weird, it’s crazy, Bri finds anyone who is trash and does weird stuff with them.”
19) HoHo is ridiculous. I don’t even want to comment on that clown. Let’s just say he is perfect for The$2Hooker. I wish Joey would have ruined him, that would have been fun to watch.
20) Greg putting the dollar bills on his bed was just dumb. That is not even a prank. That is just stupid.
21) Greg doesn’t go to the first improv performance they are supposed to see. Then he just sits around all night because the girls he invited over don’t come until the rest of them get back from the show.
22) Does Joey rip all of his t-shirts? This black one looks like he has claw marks in it.
23) Outside of the hair that new blonde Joey was talking to was quite unattractive.
Previews: The$2Hooker gets arrested, I like that idea. And Joey’s tweaking out goes to an all new level. Should be solid as always this season.
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