Did you ever think that you would become so addicted to Paradise Hotel that when it was over you would have severe withdrawal?? Well the PH guests thought we would so they have listed their remedies for our withdrawals knowing that of course as much as we loved them all we would be sure to follow their ideas. So here we go.Tara----------walk around in an itty bitty bikini all day
Keith---------men work on your abs--women buy a 6pack and sigh
Charla--------lay around in bed all day and pretend to be a
barbie doll
Dave----------make a list of your friends names and predict
what they will do the next day
Holly---------push up your cleavage as much as you can and
make sure everyone notices while saying "me-
me--me"
Scott---------join the Boy Scouts and be loyal and true to
everybody-no doubt about it
Amy-----------eat bunches and bunches of chocolate and get
pudgy and lots of acne and run around saying
"Zach loves me"
Beau----------jump on a bed and get into a wrestler's
stance while growling
Melanie-------find a person with no personality -go up to
them and say "I make you nervous, don't I"
Desiree-------find someone that you know dislikes you and
kiss their butt or rub your nose in same area
Tom-----------buy a monkey and let it hang out with you so you
can have some friends
Alex----------go to your local casino and cheat
Kristin-------sleep with 40+ people
Matt----------listen to MY music
Zach----------go up to people and tell them you are better
than they are and if they disagree bring 50 of
your friends to beat them up
Toni----------practice bulging your eyes then go up to your best
friend, talk a bit, start letting your eye bulge,
and then stab them in the back(figuratively)
Well I hope you like their remedies--of course you can always add your own.
Mine is:
Sharking49-----Watch Survivor
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