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"Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
sbeck 418 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-03, 03:20 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
LOL! I hope Toni and all her personalities get this message!
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Lahela 161 desperate attention whore postings
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09-04-03, 06:16 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
LMAO sbeck! Ya'll are crackin' me up! Thanks...I needed a good laugh! HA!
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DESTINYx69 6 desperate attention whore postings
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09-10-03, 07:19 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
Thats a good one:
#4 she means she was one of the Human Testers for Noxema...lol
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ugibugi 84 desperate attention whore postings
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09-07-03, 02:13 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
ZAck is the most respected person has to be the biggest delusion to date. LAmy actually beleives it.
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shaggy 19 desperate attention whore postings
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09-08-03, 07:15 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
Oh man, is that hilarious! I can't wait for Charla to leave PH and see what a hero people think she is.
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coycutie 10 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-03, 01:18 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-03 AT 01:18 AM (EST)ROFL'ing & rolling & rolling.. thank you for that... i needed that badly..
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oliveann 4 desperate attention whore postings
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09-15-03, 01:13 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
great ginger //purrfect
oh and 1 more "america thinks Tony rules'
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09-09-03, 01:57 PM (EST)
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16. "more ttl delusions in paradise" |
10)kristin and amy lost weight in paradise.
9)charla is a slut.
8)keith looks REALLY icky.
7)toni is model gorgeous.
6)toni is a classy broad with tons of diplomatic people skills.
5)none of the guys ever puked because they made out with toni.
4)kristin and alex are the most honest people in paradise.
3)desiree is attractive.
2)dave is a heartless bassturd.
and the #1 illusion is:
1)zack is on the cutting edge of high fashion - sweatbands are making a HUGE comeback.
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-03, 02:05 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
More delusions:Zack believing that Charla, Dave, Keith and Tara would want his phone number. Zack and Amy believing that they are going to have a wonderful future together. Pretty much anything that Zack believes about himself, such as he is good looking, he has a great personality ... you get the idea. 
“those fricken evil stepsisters of mine are not going to win the million dollars.” -- Christy
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sbeck 418 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-03, 02:33 PM (EST)
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19. "More Delusions in P-Ho" |
LOL at all of these!!! Here are some more(5) America's proud of the way Retin-Amy has played P-Ho.
(4) Holly and Scott have a special love bond.
(3) Beau deserved to return to P-Ho.
(2) Dave is a nobody, and no one likes him. and the number 1 delusion in paradise... (1) Zack's amazing gameplay strategy likens him to Scottish revolutionaries, and he would have been a better Rob Roy than Mel Gibson (I mean, check out those abs!)!
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johnnycasino1 36 desperate attention whore postings
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09-10-03, 05:28 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
This may not fit perfectly under this topic, but over the weekend one of the topics (delusions) on the message board under Paradiseonfox.com was something like "I hope Victor wins it all" - I couldn't find it today, but it was hilarious. Somebody posted that the threads about Victor keeps getting deleted as Fox is trying to hide the fact that he is so much better than anyone else on the show. Somebody wrote that Victor could win it all with the way he's playing - They talked about him having an affair with Smokey, throwing Amy into the pool. Basically, just making stuff up. I was surprised how many people had messages like "who is victor, I don't remember him on the show" or saying that "Amy and Zack could beat Victor any day." Here's a message from a thread that's still there "You can tell yourself that it was just a joke. Victor was THE ONLY guy on the show who was able to beat DAve in tennis and they totally edited most of it out because they want Dave to look like a champ. That's what's so appalling about this show - how they like to edit Victor scenes so that Dave and Charla look like the heroes, when it's really been Victor." I don't know if this link will work, but you can click
http://forums.prospero.com/foxphotel/messages/?start=Start+Reading+%3E%3E Under topic "Victor is Such A Loser" - look under off-topic threads. - For some reason, most of the messages were deleted. Tony
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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings
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09-11-03, 11:24 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
Go Victor, Go Victor, Go Victor!!!!!
Is there a fan club? Does he have a website? Love his ABS!!!!
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oliveann 4 desperate attention whore postings
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09-15-03, 01:21 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
whats with the tony signaturee Zack lol
is this victor really aploy to change the subject back to the ewww originals original stupids i 'd laugh at them if they
looked cross eyed cause they are just so stupid!!!!!!
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09-12-03, 03:55 AM (EST)
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24. "More uncovered PHacts ..." |
-- Andon's most recent tattoo lacerated his one living brain cell.
-- Toni actually created the term "Game On!" as a writer in the original "Wayne's World" movie when she was 27. (You do the math.)
-- Smokey has more personality than both Tom and Desiree.
-- In three consecutive episodes, Victor has more air time than Tom.
-- Beau and Scott are actually the same actor playing two different roles.
-- Toni invented Yahtzee.
-- Matt was the smartest guy on the show and best friends with Victor.
-- Zach's psychosis is a result of four generations of in-breeding.
-- Amy is Zach's sister. And first cousin.
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Lindsay07 4 desperate attention whore postings
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09-14-03, 03:53 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)" |
lmao! I seriously hope all those idiots read these!Here are some more..6-America loves Toni, not Charla. 5-Keith looks like a racoon, and Zach is just pure perfection. 4-Toni NEVER walks away from confrontations that she starts
(i.e. when she "called Tara out") 3-Amy has the most flawless skin I have ever seen!
2-Amy and Zach are truly in love and have a very bright future ahead of them.
1-Toni doesn't have a penis.
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Zack is THE man
Amy confesses she was a model for Noxema before the show
All of the guests can't wait for the reunion show! 
Toni is the most sane person who checked in the hotel 
