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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-03, 11:54 PM (EST)
 
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4. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
Good, I'm not the only one. Thanks for being there in the clue-less area with me, true. 
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AZ_Leo 3526 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-03, 02:52 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
>Me too...a wasted hour of my life. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen and instead got a bunch of recrap.
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>(Glad to know I'm not the only one they duped.) Far from it: LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - Fast National ratings for Monday, Feb. 10, 2003 Very little happened on Monday's penultimate episode of "Joe Millionaire," but more than 23 million people watched anyway, giving FOX a prime-time ratings win.
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MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-03, 05:06 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-03 AT 05:07 AM (EST)Can you say RATINGS WEEK? Monday night 2/10/2003 would be first day of a two week ratings war. I mean WAR. Looks like Bush is right on time. As well. Edited to add "AS WELL"
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Swami 5883 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-03, 11:58 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
My only question is "What in the hell are they going to do for TWO freakin' hours?!?!?!"The extra hour will consist of: --20 minutes of new commercials (hey, now that the show is so popular it is well worth their effort to throw in a little more footage so they can rake in the big, new bucks) --15 minutes of cast-off whores bitching at Even for callously lying to them about the money, not that money is important to them. --10 minutes of Joe with his mouth hanging open --10 minutes of Paul drinking cognac and pontificating --5 minutes of lip licking --5 minutes of hair swinging I think I'm over 60 minutes already. I may just taping this one & watch on tape so I can FF through all the dang commercials. Swami
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02-11-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
I hate them all!!How many times did we see shots of Evan with his mouth hanging open in that vacant way he does? Classic was Sarah saying she wanted a fruity, not too grapey wine, and Evan looked stunned by her brilliance, as if she just solved some complex mathmatical calculation. I hate that cat that swallowed the canary smile of Sarah's. Her attitude sucks. This girl is expecting the whole lifestyle that money brings. I loved when she said that Evan " isn't really my type, he is too rough around the edges, but that can change". Oh yes Darling, you can teach him how to spend that 50 mil in style. Ho Ho Ho! She thinks she is very special. Oh and what is with the eyebrows!!! Zora! Can the woman walk without swinging her hair? It just swings, like a pendulum, back and forth, back and forth. Her
hair is alive! I can't wait for next week! I wanna see tears Dammit!! Lots and lots of TEARS!! 
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02-11-03, 10:02 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
Haha Buggy! I was thinking the exact same things. Zora's hair. If she's not running her hands through it, she swings it like a horse tail. I kept expecting to hear her whinny as she walked along. LOL I agree about Sarah's eyebrows. They're entirely too dark. Right when I was wondering about them, she was shown coloring them in with a brow pencil. ICK, they stand out on her face too much. Evan is as dumb as a rock. 
"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" - Mr. Krabs
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-03, 10:20 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
>Zora's hair. If she's not running her hands through it,
>she swings it like a horse tail. I kept expecting to
>hear her whinny as she walked along. LOL LOL... I just may use that analogy in my summary.
>Evan is as dumb as a rock.
Hey, let's not insult rocks everywhere. At least we can throw rocks... Evan's too big to throw. One of my favourite parts of the show was where Sarah and Zora were bitching about Melissa, and Sarah called her a slut. Hello? That's like Hannibal Lecter telling us not to eat hamburger as it's bad for us.
 
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
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02-11-03, 10:46 AM (EST)
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18. "Poor Z-horse-a" |
>Zora's hair.He he...just read this while enjoying my after-bash cigarette. I just finished bashing Snora on the Trista/Snora thread because of the way she walks. Stiff as a board. Even the cameraperson noticed, they zoomed right in on her legs. To achieve this straight-legged walk, she has to swing her hips around, which causes her torso to dip drastically from side to side, thus causing her hair to flop back and forth like a horsey! Maybe that's why he kept her around. All the hair-swingin' has gotten him thinking...he can drag her around by the hair like a true Neanderthal.
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02-11-03, 11:37 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
LOL Buggy. I was thinking the same thing about Zora's hair and Sarah's eyebrows (they scare me!). Her 'brows are way too dark. And she does think that she has this thing locked up. What a HO!Evan does have that Jethro Bodine kind of look on his face most of the time. Sometimes I expect him to break out in song, "If I only had a brain." This was the WORST episode. I knew next week was the finale, but I thought we'd at least get to see a few more dates, some cat fights between the women, something! Instead, we got to see a recrap show.UGH! 
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02-11-03, 01:29 PM (EST)
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27. "Admissions" |
ok. i probably shouldn't admit this on a public board, but last night the show was sssooooooooooooo dull that i actually DID trim my toenails during the show. and i also cleaned and vacuumed. and anyone that knows me will swear that i hate housework and would rather do anything than housework. however, watching last nights episode was far worse than doing housework....
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02-11-03, 02:32 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Freaking Joe!" |
Q asked "Why, tell me why, I still watch this tripe?" I think it's so that the jokes & the recaps will REALLY make you laugh. I don't think we're out of the woods yet, as far as recrapped material is concerned. Next week, how the heck do ya think they're gonna fill 2 hours? With 40 minutes of recrap, that's how. Each girl will be shown with her stupid grin and her oohing and ah-ing from before she was tossed, to contrast with her calling Evan a jerk and the finalist girl a dumb ho. Well, that's what I'm steeling myself for, anyway. Yeah, I knew that next week is the finale. I've got the Finale Writing Honours. 2 hours. mmm this should be fun.
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02-11-03, 11:18 PM (EST)
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38. "Joe's folks on The Pulse" |
I wish I could have seen Kelly gripe about last nights episode, but did anyone see Joe's folks on that new entertainment news show "The Pulse" It was really interesting because the person that interviewed them had them solve the floating rumors that were going around, it went like this...TP: Does Evan really have 50 million? Joe's Dad: No, not unless he has a swiss bank account that we don't know about. TP: How did you guys feel when Joe's old thong modeling pictures starting coming out after the Joe Millionaire show started? Joe's Mom: I was very happy that some of his old work was being rediscovered. I don't mind seeing the pictures, it's seeing pictures of women like that bother me, but not Evan. (NOTE: I bet Joe's mommy feels this way because she wiped that tushie once upon a time...) But we knew that he wouldn't want to get back into modeling, he just loves playing in the dirt, he always has. He loves construction. TP: Do you think Evan is ready to settle down and get married? Joe's mom: *thinks* No.
Joe's dad: *shakes head*
This makes you wonder if mom and dad really know best.
*Black Frost*
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