Let's give it up for our favorite Rockstar.OLINDA Superstar
(sung to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar)
Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you think you’ll win this game
with a ring on your hand
You'd have managed better
If you weren’t such a beeitch
Now you’re just a strange disease
And I got an itch!
Americans are laughing at you
Across the whole nation
We look forward to your demise
with anticipation
Don't you get me wrong
Cause I write this song
Why you wear a thong,
cause its oh so wrong!!!!!
Only want to know
Why you’re such a ho
Did you sleep with David?
Do you have B.O.?
O-lin-da, Su-per-star
Do you think you're what they say you are?
O-lin-da, Su-per-star
Do you think you’ll really get that far?
Tell me what you think
About the girls who remain
David likes them more than you
So he does have a brain!
We all know that you hate Cat
Cause she slept with him first.
Did he tell you she was great
And you were the worst?
Did you mean to seem sincere?
We can tell you’re a fake.
Did you know that no sunscreen
Would be a fatal mistake?
Don't you wear that dress,
Cause its such a mess
A Harlequin gone wrong,
an LSD sarong!
Don’t wanna see your butt,
You shouldn’t wear low-cut
Don't you show that chest,
cause you ain’t too blessed.
Only want to know
Why do you go for Joe?
You wanna shovel horse-poop?
Be in a rodeo?
Only want to know
What is your real age?
Did you break out of prison?
Did you live in a cage?
Oldie Spice Oldie Spice
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Oldie Spice Oldie Spice
Who are you? Are you the anti-christ?
This was supposed to be in my summary, but it got too long