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"OLINDA Superstar"
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-03, 11:37 AM (EST)
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"OLINDA Superstar"
Let's give it up for our favorite Rockstar.

OLINDA Superstar
(sung to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar)

Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you think youíll win this game
with a ring on your hand
You'd have managed better
If you werenít such a beeitch
Now youíre just a strange disease
And I got an itch!

Americans are laughing at you
Across the whole nation
We look forward to your demise
with anticipation

Don't you get me wrong
Cause I write this song
Why you wear a thong,
cause its oh so wrong!!!!!
Only want to know
Why youíre such a ho
Did you sleep with David?
Do you have B.O.?

O-lin-da, Su-per-star
Do you think you're what they say you are?
O-lin-da, Su-per-star
Do you think youíll really get that far?

Tell me what you think
About the girls who remain
David likes them more than you
So he does have a brain!
We all know that you hate Cat
Cause she slept with him first.
Did he tell you she was great
And you were the worst?
Did you mean to seem sincere?
We can tell youíre a fake.
Did you know that no sunscreen
Would be a fatal mistake?

Don't you wear that dress,
Cause its such a mess
A Harlequin gone wrong,
an LSD sarong!
Donít wanna see your butt,
You shouldnít wear low-cut
Don't you show that chest,
cause you ainít too blessed.

Only want to know
Why do you go for Joe?
You wanna shovel horse-poop?
Be in a rodeo?
Only want to know
What is your real age?
Did you break out of prison?
Did you live in a cage?

Oldie Spice Oldie Spice
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Oldie Spice Oldie Spice
Who are you? Are you the anti-christ?


This was supposed to be in my summary, but it got too long

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: OLINDA Superstar Tiger Lily 11-12-03 1
 RE: OLINDA Superstar Chrissy gal 11-12-03 2
 RE: OLINDA Superstar Schnookie Palookie 11-13-03 3
 RE: OLINDA Superstar Bri Guy 11-13-03 4
   RE: OLINDA Superstar Tiger Lily 11-13-03 5
 RE: OLINDA Superstar Ra_8secs 11-23-03 6
 RE: OLINDA Superstar mackan64 07-25-05 7

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Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-03, 12:35 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
LMAO!! That was wonderful. Can't wait for your summary.


Sentence first. Verdict afterwards.

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Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings
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11-12-03, 10:11 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
Wicked Queens in Disguise write the best songs!!

Chrissy gal

"Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr

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11-13-03, 10:59 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
OMH! LMAO Anglefood. That was great!

"Don't you wear that dress,
Cause its such a mess
A Harlequin gone wrong,
an LSD sarong!
Donít wanna see your butt,
You shouldnít wear low-cut
Don't you show that chest,
cause you ainít too blessed."

BWAHAHAHAHA!


*Olinda the anti-christ ... LMAO*

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11-13-03, 01:39 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
Tod chic! Ich liebe dis.
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11-13-03, 01:44 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
huh?
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Ra_8secs 1081 desperate attention whore postings
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11-23-03, 03:59 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
This is fantastic, Angelfood!

I love doing song parodies, too.

Thanks for coming over the Survivor and your comment re the FLL Snow White story. (I also wrote the episode 7.2 official summary.) I came here to try to find your fairy tale spoof.

See ya 'round.

-- Ra, Spinning in geo/helio eccentric orbit

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07-25-05, 07:18 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: OLINDA Superstar"
Heres a link for all the Olinda fans

http://www.aftonbladet.se/atv/player.html?catID=29&clipID=1601

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