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"AI 11 Hollywood #1"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 08:42 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: AI 11 Hollywood #1" |
Okay, a real preemptive summary:A bunch of people we've only seen in montages and a horde who haven't been glimpsed before now will be eliminated without ceremony or, frequently, names. Most of the introduced will sail through, but there will be at least one shocking early dismissal. One-volt. The producers will realize we've barely seen half of the twenty-four and will rush to get at least one camera frame in on some future vote protest, somewhere. And Nigel will try to think up a fresh lie about how this is the best process there is. He will fail. So basically, a complete waste of an hour. Syfy should try a direct match with Face/Off just to see how much damage they could do.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 09:13 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: AI 11 Hollywood #1" |
Hundreds of thousands auditioned. All of them are in the same Hollywood theater waiting for cutdowns. Steven quotes the Cowardly Lion. No one asks why. Johnny K comes out and auditions for Mr. Frau Bait Of 2012. He gets through. Heejun, who wasn't even sure if he should pack for more than a day, comes out and auditions for The Voice, 2013 edition. He has to wait until he fails to make Top Twelve, but until then, he's fine and through. Several female blondes (Alyssa, Hallie, Baylie) whom the camera previously pointed out all get through. New Jersey is blamed for this and no one understands why. Drama is promised. Commercials are delivered.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 09:22 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: AI 11 Hollywood #1" |
Jen goes through.Lauren goes through. A bunch of females are identified just to show who's having a really bad day. And also so the producers can claim they bothered asking everyone their names. And that's it. More commercials. It's basically an NFL draft camp with half the hitting.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 09:31 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: AI 11 Hollywood #1" |
PSquared. Like there was any doubt.Reed. Does I've Got A Golden Ticket. Seriously. He wants to be our new Nick and he just might have a show. Through. Travis Orlando. He of the walk-out parent and street waiting for him on the other end. So naturally they send him back to that. Because it's shocking. And that's the whole reason they let him through. Go ahead and search his bags to make sure he didn't smuggle out any bread. Wolf gone. Because people might have voted for him. Jenny out. Because they let hundreds of thousands through and someone had to leave. Neither of those last two was shown singing. Because, you know, people might have wondered about why they didn't get to hang around. Next up: the 'whatever' flood reaches the plains.
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02-08-12, 09:39 PM (EST)
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7. "Day Two" |
Adam Brock...Gokey with vocal coaching, and considerable better vocal chordes.Jim Carey's Spawn. She makes an unhappy noise at the end of her audition, after saying she plans to be there all week. Joe, Jane, step forward. Back row in, front row out. Jane's Dad was comforting that he got a lot of no as well. Adam talks to family on an Ipad-product placement. Well at least the wife isn't dead.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 09:41 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: AI 11 Hollywood #1" |
Day Two. Only the cannon fodder cares.Adam Brock. Has a large black woman living inside him. She does the singing and he gets her through bigoted neighborhoods. Jennifer asked him to sing Walking In Memphis. Jennifer doesn't remember this. Or entire cities. Goes through anyway. Jane Carrey. Packed for the whole week, but has a couple of voice cracks and gets to unpack a lot of clean clothes. The show loses another potential celebrity guest. And replacement judge. Hey, if Ellen can do it... That's the entire segment.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 09:49 PM (EST)
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11. "I'm Begging you for Mercy" |
And it works about as well as you expect it will.Babyfaced player is playing. Shannon that Steve Pedo'ed over is in this group. Alicia Keys Fallen. David-baby faced--Because You Loved me Celine Dion. I guess it is easy to look way too young when you haven't gone through puberty, yet. Yikes he can hit some high notes for a 17 year old boy, hope his voice doesn't change on him any time soon. Jessica--Stroke boyfriend with her--I used to cry myself to sleep at night Did she lose the plot somewhere in this song, but at least she through in a bunch of runs. Amelia, Jared, someone else who didn't get named, back line is through to the next round.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-12, 10:01 PM (EST)
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13. "Another group, will they ever end" |
Van Pelt--they want more of that.Fraker--Nasally is form of singing. and that gets a nice and a give it up for him. Macellus--Music Teacher screams loud. Randy can't get a stop now in edgewise. All through sail through to the next round. More pressure on the next line. Lauren Mink--Adults with disability teacher. Alone by Heart, dirge goat vibrato version. Jeremy--Tries flattery, and got a nickname, Doity. all germed up and ready to go. Superstar. J. Lo making I got goosies things at Steve. Simone with Dad, a stage Dad, which she interprets as "supporting" Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. Why did you chose that, wanted to reach to an older audience. Falls off stage, MEDIC! Dad comes, she hit her head and they roll credits to make it a cliff hanger. And preview of Gah-roups.
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