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"X-Factor USA Series Audition #2 ECST"
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:05 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Intro/Recappage" |
No Food No Drinks, only what we sell you at inflated prices. Nicole, LA Reid, Pauler and Simon. Simon making the X Factor Arm Sign. In a change of pace, Simon is in a White T-Shirt.
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09-22-11, 08:09 PM (EST)
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4. "Ashley Sansone" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 08:25 PM (EST)She isn't starving as she can afford 2 hotdogs. She is her own inspiration. Gosh she rambles on and on. Takes her shoes off to sing. Piece of My Heart, she is 29. We got the sound board warning, and egad, no wonder she is starving. I think she got into Pauler's cup. LA hopes she has really thick skin, got on my nerves when you were talking, when you sang I wanted to slit my wrists. Simon couldn't understand a single word she sang. The problem is your voice. She wants to go to a ballad and now she is begging for a yes or no. And it is no.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:13 PM (EST)
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5. "You Drive Me Crazy Montage" |
Chanel Simone. oh.my.heck. She needs an explanation of why it was a no. Wants another try in an English Accent.Canen Road. 3 cowboy accountants. So far the day is dreadful. Dream Girlz. Mom and Daughter, or was it sisters. Family all thinks they were terrific and making drama for the cameras.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: You Drive Me Crazy Montage" |
So far, I'm pretty sure Sheldon could take them all. At the same time.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:22 PM (EST)
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8. "Not Going Well..." |
3 year old with a coldLocal Legend, Gloria Estafan comes to wish them luck. Kaitlin Curtis Junior in High School, 16. Firework, piano version. Sound Board Cue in. Holy Vibrato. Nicole I think there is room to grow. Simon says that is not good news from Nicole. Be in a group where you don't have to rely on a fantastic vocal. Simon, No. Nicole, just need somoene more ready, no. Paula says you have promise, don't break down. Paula goes to give her a hug. This Ain't a Fairytale music to play her off.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:34 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Simon taking a break" |
Audition after the break.He has been doing this since he was 5, I can't take the Vanilla Ice redux. Scary that he was dancing instead of directing traffic. Trouble by Elvis Presley. Another sound board cue. and there why is the crowd going nuts, this is not good, but he is energetic. LA-purely singing, not have great things to say, entertainment business, really brought it, got me excited. He is impressed. Nicole, confused at first, she ended up digging him. Paula, says keep being unique, but lose the Michael Jackson moves. If you can translate this to working harder on your vocals. Nick, loves him (probably because he'll bring the Jedward type of spectacle) this is something you really want. Vote...4 yeses.
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09-22-11, 11:34 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Simon taking a break" |
Ye gads, a whole half an hour gone and a few hundred words in a recap draft that really should be edited to just a few.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:42 PM (EST)
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15. "Ashley Deckerd" |
14 year old. She goes Ghost Hunting. She says she is different and that is what they are looking for (different like every other 14 year old Goth wannabe)Simon says do you seriously see ghosts, and wants to hear only about Ashley's ghosts, not Paulers hallucinations. Paula sees ghosts too. Simon would love for her to bring the ghosts with her. LA fascinated by you, but the singing was the least of them. It is a pass. Weird sound effects. Ghostbusters theme, and left an eerie imprint.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 08:51 PM (EST)
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19. "Next auditioner: Ember McLain." |
Good voice, but that blue flame coming out of her head is going to be a nightmare to work past building codes.
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09-22-11, 09:01 PM (EST)
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20. "Had a phone call....So I need to catch up" |
Like I would miss something???
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:01 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: X-Factor USA Series Audition #2 ECST" |
So if you were one of the singers who got through who wasn't the Bridge Segment or the Hour Finale, wouldn't you be a little annoyed by your treatment? Forty minutes of failures (possibly including judge intros), eight of commercials, ten for those two, and then all of you put together got whatever was left over. Cannon fodder has seldom been so tightly packed into the barrel.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-11, 01:29 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: X-Factor USA Series Audition #2 ECST" |
One hour later, I forgot who passed. In fact, I forgot if anybody passed.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:06 PM (EST)
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23. "We switch tto Dallas." |
Wonder how many times that one spaghetti-strap shaker will show up there.
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09-22-11, 09:11 PM (EST)
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24. "2 Squared and other good auditions." |
4 girls actually pretty good.They get all yesses, maybe the auditions have turned a corner. Kendra Williams. Yep cornered turned, for the moment. All Yeses Up beat background music. Nicole wants Brendan O'hara. All Yeses, Simon says he could sell a ton of records. Jeremiah Pagan, Male Soprano. Upper register a bit weak. Gets good crowd response. 4 yeses. Friends and family support montage. Melanie Amarro, College Freshman. 18. Listen by Beyonce. Audience on it's feet. She is pretty good. Standing O from the judges. Family is excited. LA Reid You have the gift, the soul, the swagger, the X factor. Nicole, this is why I do this. Paula. Have a unique ability, I don't think it is like anything I have ever heard in any audition. Simon. When I was asked why bringing show to America, hope we'd find someone like you. Everything I walked away from, you made it worthwhile. Made a believer out of Nicole, The Brightest Gift, Simon gets the whole crowd to give her the 4th yes.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:15 PM (EST)
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25. "Jonny Homeschool." |
I wouldn't send him out in public for a while.'Say, Jonny! The FOX network just destroyed your entire life! What are you going to do next?' 'I'm going to have every bully in town beat the carp out of me.' *sigh* Poor kid. Exploited for five seconds of no-laughs followed by five years of recovery. And the show doesn't care about the later.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-11, 01:30 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Jonny Homeschool." |
I can only wonder how much time he spends looking at his hair in the mirror.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:18 PM (EST)
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26. "I caught up to Dallas" |
Blistering Temps. Fast forwarding the crow shots.First Act, Jonny Rogers, 17 years old. Spends a lot of time on his Justin Beiber hair, but he had it first. God they are letting him talk on and on, I hate him already. Barbie's Boyfriend, Ken not Justin Beiber. He is jealous of the Beibs. Original song. Dances a lot at the begining, or what passes for dancing. Weird voice. Nicole shocked at the fake fall over at the end. LA liked the energy, you are entertaining. Nicole, loved the choreography. Paula loves surprises. Like a factory in China and given an order to make 10,000 Justin Beiber dolls but it kind of went wrong in production, wasn't quite right. No, No, Not right for this competition, Keep the enthusiasm up.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:20 PM (EST)
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27. "This is not the President's fault." |
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 09:20 PM (EST)"I sold my truck to get here." "I used my rent money to get here." X-Factor: creating unemployed homeless stranded delusional people since 2011.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:24 PM (EST)
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28. "Lots of Cowboy Hats" |
Nicole picked up the y'all and gone very Southern.More than just your typical country boy Dylan from the boondocks and seems to be filling the stereotype completely but trying to wear the hat sidewise to seem street. Sold his truck to get to the audition. What the frick is this? Is that supposed to be rap? Lying like he is dead on the floor. He lost the sponge. Paula stuck on the sponge.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:27 PM (EST)
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30. "Wesley Kimball" |
GACK!!!LA Reid, why are you shouting at me? Comical Music Michael and Michelle, Michael is the least muscular personal trainer I have ever seen. Kill Me Now. Simon. Uncomfortable Nightmare. More comical music. Curtis Lawson friends call him Pheonix, dances with fire. He has a dream catcher on his waist band. Nicole being sent to the naughty step. What is that. Paula scared and confused. Nicole feels a little violated. Simon wants him to sing in Human. Strange day in Dallas.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:46 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: After The Break." |
Something typical of a VH1 Behind the Music show?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:45 PM (EST)
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35. "X Factor Pod Becomes a Happy Place" |
Montage of people who made it.They are making them talk in a white storage pod? Next act desparate. Rugby Coach. Caitlin Cooke. Stop In The Name Of Love. Slowed Down Version. LA Reid, that was really special. I like you a lot. Nicole an honor to work with you. Paula, great individual authentic voice. Simon, you almost lost control then controlled it and did something I've never heard before. All Yeses.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:51 PM (EST)
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38. "The Worsters say it all." |
"They didn't just lower the bar, they burned it."
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-11, 01:38 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: The Worsters say it all." |
Like a band of zealous Prohibitionists.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-22-11, 09:58 PM (EST)
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39. "Everyone Dreaming Big" |
Xander Alexander doesn't want to be limited to $5 million. His idols are before they "lost it". Very picky about being called Xander. Might have a small bit of an ego. Simon wants his real name and calls him Alexander. LA Reid trying to figure out what he's wearing. I'll Be by Edwin McCain. No he hasn't performed in public but knows what his act would look like. Called Simon Simone. Asks for a Mic Stand. He made me nervous. Paula says just sing. Simon stops him and says the song is not working. Really nervous, starts another song. He swears he can do it. LA Reid, Vocally not so much. Very entertaining. Simon says I quite like you. Lippy, Gobby, but interesting. I'd like to hear you without nerves. With a full production could be potentially good even though that wasn't a great audition. He is Paula's hero. Nicole asks if this means a lot to him. Simon says to move it along. LA-No, Nicole-Yes, Paula-No, Simon-You need three yeses. Where you blew this is the audience hated you by the end. The minute anyone criticizes you, you turn into a bitchy diva, it is over. Cue. Too Late to Apologize.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-11, 08:33 AM (EST)
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55. "RE: X-Factor USA Series Audition #2 ECST" |
And for those of us that still watch shows because we enjoy them*checks ratings* What, all twenty-eight of you? Gee, hope they all register soon or this is going to be one lonely subthread. am still a little foggy on the way the competition will work. It has some Voice elements (and is not a ripoff in doing so, as the original version of this predates the first airing of that). If Wikipedia's schedule combined with past experience is to be believed, the system sort of works as follows: The rest of September: Auditions. Early October: 'Boot camp', which translates to the first series of cutdowns. At some point during or at the end of this process, the survivors are divided into four categories: males under thirty, females under thirty, 31-up (both genders), and groups. Each category is assigned to a judge, who is then responsible for further eliminations within it. The four sections then head for four separate generic reality mansions for their next dose of pain. Mid-October: 'Judges' house' footage. All the drama of the gah-roups! Half the talent! None of the sincerity! (approximately) October 25th: Finalists revealed. A guest mentor should pair up with each judge to help make the final selection. Two are rumored: Rhianna for Reid and Mariah Carey with Simon. (approx.) November 2nd: Live shows begin. The voting process is still a mystery. Should they echo the U.K. edition, we'll get a Bottom Two each week with the judges deciding which party goes home. (Which works out to 'Worsters grab a life vest' -- this makes their job harder.) This could be a B2 from each category or a pair between all sections. Or we could start out with the first and eventually have a tribal merge to the second. (approx.) December 21st & 22nd: Finals. There will be professional performances during some of the live shows. Mentors have been threatened. Quality is not necessarily coming.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-23-11, 01:55 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Nerd victory." |
For the ones that mattered, re-audited Wednesday night figures (source, TVBTN):8:00 FOX The X Factor (Series Premiere) 8-10p 4.4/12 12.49 CBS Survivor: South Pacific 3.2/9 10.46 ABC The Middle (Season Premiere, 1 Hour) 3.1/9 9.74 9:00 ABC Modern Family (Season Premiere, 1 Hour) 6.1/15 14.53 CBS Criminal Minds (Season Premiere) 4.1/10 14.14 Interesting to note that the 18-49 rating share was particularly strong for the Modern Family. Thursday: 8:00 CBS The Big Bang Theory (Season Premiere) 4.8/15 14.06 FOX The X Factor 3.9/11 11.43 8:30 CBS The Big Bang Theory 5.0/14 14.65 NBC Parks & Recreation (Season Premiere) 2.0/6 4.11 9:00 FOX The X Factor 4.4/11 12.71 ABC Grey's Anatomy (Season Premiere) 3.9/10 10.11 CBS Person Of Interest (Series Premiere) 3.1/8 13.22 Interesting to note that the XF viewership dropped significantly by 9:00, while BBT got a jump at 8:30. I wonder if that disastrous first half-hour of XF had anything to do with that.
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