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04-20-11, 07:42 PM (EST)
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1. "The Twits" |
...er...tweets...HReinhartAI10 Haley Reinhart Greetings lovies It'ssss showtime muahAhah! Hope my tune strikes your fancy! Love love love, to everyone! JLuskAI10 Jacob Lusk Show starts in a little over an hour...BE SURE TO VOTE! You can vote unlimited amount of times by phone... LAlainaAI10 Lauren Alaina Gett ok ng ready for tge show! Almost showtimeee!! My oh my!! SMcCreeryAI10 Scotty McCreery Im feeling this show tnight! Anybody out there gonna be watching? CAbramsAI10 Casey Abrams Tonight will be a little different. hope it's entertaining JDurbinAI10 James Durbin I'm glad that I'm keeping you all interested. I have so many concepts for each of my performances that its awesome when you get to see them! SLangoneAI10 Stefano Langone Let's DO WORK!
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 07:55 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: *covers eyes*" |
I was about to wonder where oh where you heard those two words spoken together.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 07:45 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: AI 10 Top 7 Performance ECST" |
And if every castoff gathered to take the place of the band, would that make the musical background worse or better?I'd like to think of tonight's episode as Ninety Minutes Of The Only Things We Could Get The Rights For. I'm not sure how enamored the modern music industry is of AI as a whole, and a lot of artists (anyone who doesn't want to appear during a results show) probably held back catalog access. But since the show's previous winners count under the category, this could also turn into Old Home Week. Or given how the songs will inevitably come out, Go Home, Weak. All things considered, this might be a good time to cash in that ticket for Atlas Shrugged. Who is Ryan Seacrest? The Hollywood Reporter recently called him 'the most powerful man in reality television'. I don't remember much after that.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:02 PM (EST)
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5. "Intro" |
They were just a face in the crowd...Audition clips...This is American Idol in just words, no Ryan saying it? Judges Enter, Oh there is Ryan on the stairs of doom.
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04-20-11, 08:04 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Intro" |
Top 7 pour their hearts out.If only. Top 7 enter. Music of the 21st Century. So What by the cast offs.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:03 PM (EST)
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6. "Intro cell." |
Lauren makes forty million people cry. (200,000 of them are English teachers.)
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:05 PM (EST)
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8. "So What by The Eliminated." |
In retrospect, America was right.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:06 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: So What by The Eliminated." |
And Pia got her Diva Ballad moment toward the end of that.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:20 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: So What by The Eliminated." |
But that's the opinion of the most powerful man in reality television, so it counts double.
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04-20-11, 08:44 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: So What by The Eliminated." |
First, the girls couldn't find the key, then Paul couldn't find the lyrics. Unbelievable. Except not.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:48 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: So What by The Eliminated." |
The females were at the rehearsal, but Paul was outside masturbating.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:15 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
Instrumentalists and back up singers on the stage.I didn't know this was a stalking song? S. Love you, love your voice, want you to boot scoot around. J. I love your story telling quality, not sure at this point time to pull out the big guns, push past your comfort zone, we were expecting more from Scotty. R. At this point, who is in it to win it. You gotta bring it really hard. So safe and boring. She's right. With this amount of songs, could have been a better song.
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04-20-11, 08:53 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
As I wait for him to get legal, could he not have chosen something from Garth Brooks that shook things up or even Toby Keith - that would have socked everyone in the jewels?
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04-20-11, 09:11 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Scotty McCreery" |
really! why not friends in low places?
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04-20-11, 08:28 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: James Durbin" |
Marching band from the side door of the auditorium. Well the drums section.Did he raid Lambert's left over costume closet? ok J. That is going to be theatrically the best performance of the night and only number two. Really amazing. Wow. The highest we ever heard you or anybody sing. Amazing. R. Muse is one of my favorite bands. I hope you follow this direction when you make an album. Unbelievable with the drums, go out on a limb with J. Best performance of the night. Got an email from the lead singer of Muse, He slayed it (some challenge about up the octave). S. You stay out of my closet. How expensive it costs to look this cheap. going in a T. Rex direction. out of your mind, beautifully so.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:30 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: James Durbin" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-11 AT 08:32 PM (EST)going in a T. Rex direction ...implying James has very short arms? ...T. Rex as the leader of a marching band? ...somehow connected to the return of the red ears? ...heading towards extinction?
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04-20-11, 08:34 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: James Durbin" |
I watched his performance as I finished dinner. I was truly happy with his performance tonight. I think he nailed it. I love "Uprising" and thought he did a great job putting the high notes in there.
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04-25-11, 06:47 PM (EST)
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103. "RE: James Durbin" |
His performance was terrific! I love how he entertains and has yet to disappoint. Also, his studio recording was very good of Uprising as well.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:28 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: James Durbin" |
He lost me at the marching band....and then he got me back. We just found out who and what James is: he's the 70s punk-glam rocker reinventing himself for the Teens. He will bring out a marching band, he will set a piano on fire, he may bite the head off a bat live on stage: you never know until he gets there. And at least for tonight, he sang. Will America declare him to be the winner? I don't think so. But there is a place for him in the music industry, even if it it's a narrow one. He's carved out his space: now he just needs an original release to fit. Is it just me, or does Lauren fall down a lot?
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04-20-11, 11:36 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: James Durbin" |
I'm sorry, I'm a HUGE Muse fan, heard them twice in concert in the last year, and I have to say James killed that song. And by killed, I mean he made me want to press the mute button. The "idols" usually sing songs I don't really care about so I don't pay attention so much to the tone, the pitchy-ness, the character... but on this song, I did. ... And I HATED IT!!!!! Yeah, he made it his own, by singing it horribly.And Randy was saying how Matthew Bellamy chatted with him blah blah blah... ugh.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-22-11, 03:15 PM (EST)
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98. "RE: James Durbin" |
The guy who got second last year was a girl.
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04-23-11, 00:57 AM (EST)
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100. "RE: James Durbin" |
The one that I know that sings a song with 'It's a new day' is Jennifer Hudson, Idol's only Grammy/Oscar double winner...
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04-23-11, 05:54 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: James Durbin" |
He may have sung it in his season, but it's Jennifer's song.
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04-26-11, 06:11 PM (EST)
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110. "RE: James Durbin" |
Perhaps not 'that great', not requiring vocal gymnastics and all, but still quite ok by the standards of Muse in the spirit of the song. In this sense, James did well, although he didn't perform it the same way the Muse band would.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:37 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
Didja notice that with all the rumors about the Casey/Haley hookup, he wasn't shown commenting on her?Dress: mistake. Lighting: mistake. Performance: 'Hi, I'm the very next member of the All-Fail band!' And now that it's been pointed out, you'll never miss it again: Synchronized. Arm. Lifts.
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04-20-11, 08:38 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
On a stool with a nightclub/bar behind her?Oh, on the other side of the judges table. got it. Growly Jazzy performance. R. Not who is going to win, what direction what kind of record. I think you chose a perfect direction for you. Adele amazing, and you have that amazing thing in you like she has. Falsetto sharp a couple of times, well done. S. I thought it was a great performance, there is a reason that is a number 1 album, you have that in your voice. J. Takes a lot of guts, and sing it just as good. You brought Hayley and we forgot about Adele, really shined in those moments.
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04-20-11, 08:42 PM (EST)
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38. "I'm blaming Haley for killing the sound on my TV" |
Yes, my TV lost sound for a few minutes. I didn't know if that would be a blessing in disguise after the break is over.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:44 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: I'm blaming Haley for killing the sound on my TV" |
It's just your TV trying to save your life again. (Mine kept trying to kick the cable out whenever Paul was on.)
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04-20-11, 08:42 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
Typical Hayley vocal performance, with the slides, semi-yodels, quasi-moos, and vocal notes surely must have been music sheet transcription errors. With a big enough band and supporting chorus to drown out her technical weaknesses, she still didn't succeed with the slink. No, I don't want a lady out yet, but her number is likely going to be shortlisted tomorrow night.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:53 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
That commentary counted as less than enthusiastic?
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04-20-11, 09:02 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
Au contraire, dear Estee. I thoguht she did a beautiful job, but maybe too late in the game.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:07 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Hayley Reinhart" |
I meant the commentary from the panel. But they've been so over the top that anything less than 'your song personally saved me because you are Jesus' may come across as less than enthusiastic.
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04-20-11, 08:45 PM (EST)
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41. "Jacob Lusk" |
Legend always compared to? wonder who that will be?Gets an interview. Luther Vandross, and poor Luther it is his birthday. Diva, he says he isn't a Diva, yeggity yaz, Dance with my Father.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:50 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Strings on stage.Sitting on a stool to start. Pulls out the ear monitor. Holy Vibrato!!! S. you are so good. Why I love music, lose the track but pulled it through and your Daddy up there listening to you. J. Hard to control when song means that much to you. But um emotionally it was a beautiful performance. R. Emotional performance, vocally good, but not make me jump up and down, need the old Jacob, don't hold back, like someone put a restraints on a race horse, go for it, if you are here next week,
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:54 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
Here's a guy with a gifted voice, a fine sense of music, tone and harmony and a heart to go with all of it. It looked like he was off to an uncertain start and it went slow for a while and then picked up to his natural zone. Randy's right in that it's time Jacob pull off the gloves and not be afraid to bring the roof down, as he's capable of it. Tonight, though, his was a performance that may have impressed a bit, but did not wow or surprise. Let's hope he survives the week, takes Randy's advice, and then rouses the house.
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04-25-11, 06:59 PM (EST)
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107. "RE: Jacob Lusk" |
What has happened to AI's clothing allowance for the contestants? Jacob keeps wearing the same suit--which looks nice--but when others are mixing it up, he needs to as well.
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04-20-11, 08:56 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: 'Diva'." |
I turned to DH and said Jacob needs to stop being such a drag with his song choice. Then I paused and thought what I said. Then I laughed. Out loud. Drag! BWAHAHAHA
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 08:56 PM (EST)
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52. "Casey Abrams" |
Maroon Five.Mark Ballas getting some pimpage. Beard, Weird, Talented, Different Genius, Keyboard mouth thing. Harder to Breathe. Playing the guitar.
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04-20-11, 09:03 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Guitar players on stage, and back up singers. Slings the guitar in the back to move around the stage and play patty cake with the audience.Finishes up in J. Lo's face, was that a peck on the cheek? J. See now Casey's not playing fair. He's got soft lips. Steven says he's been trying to do that for four months. Loved it. The performance, really great, brought all your Caseyisms, took it all the way rock. R. Always it is about surprise surprise surprise. I was worried, could not go well. Nirvana was a little. I enjoyed it. Continue to take chances. Jazz, Indy, Rock Guy, Loved the kiss I feel you. Amazing job, Keep taking chances. S. Are a cult hero. Millions of people who are angry because lots of bleepage. Lots more bleepage. Randy doing a Time Out Sign. Now Randy getting bleeped. Ryan comes out with the Casey Beard says the wheels came off the program.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:12 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
Kind of makes you wonder what was under the bleepage, doesn't it?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:11 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Ryan Seacrest beard joke" |
@#$%. I thought I went below them.
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04-20-11, 09:15 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: Ryan Seacrest beard joke" |
Actually, I think you exceeded them when you used the "came out" and rephrasing.
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04-20-11, 09:06 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Casey Abrams" |
I actually liked Casey's rocker take on the song. There were parts that weren't that good, but I enjoyed it more than Jacob's song.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:08 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: This it what it feels like to be a man?" |
Y'see, he had an encounter with a haunted can of shaving cream when he was a child...
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:14 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: Stefano Langone" |
If he closes his eyes will he stop flirting with the camera?Looks like he also has monitor problems. Energetic performance. R. Wow, stefano stefano, listen I thought he is going to come up and be jerky, but you turned me around. You did a very good job, took your time singing the verses. We know you will slay it at the end, took your time and worked the dance steps out. S. no one can say you weren't up in it. Good job. J. speaking for the girls, had your swag going on. I really liked it felt like a concert a real performance, you owned the song.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:25 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
Guitar, fiddle and back up singers on stage.Meh, just meh for me. S. Anybody that doesn't know they can fail is bound to win, sing more Shania, Alison K. Faith H. J. Have a special voice, so much color in your voice so much character. Why don't you do that (sing the big notes) try it at home, scream yell, let it out and see how far, no body is listening you can do that so do it. R. When we first saw you, you can sing anything, you must believe. She doesn't know how good she is. It was great but you can do anything. Challenge yourself.
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04-20-11, 09:26 PM (EST)
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81. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
I can not believe the horrible song choices by Scotty and Lauren. To me the entire night was a huge bust. Perhaps the worst on idol since the top 13.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:27 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
Which reinforces what I think whenever I hear her: will someone please shut this kewpie doll up?Y'know, Wardrobe almost got it right with her this time. And then we hit the belt. Who here would like to hit the belt? (Kicking is also allowed.) The performance... I think that when everyone saw Scotty's song choice, the producers decided it was a good time for Lauren to try and undercut a little of his fanbase. She went in, she did exactly what was expected of her, and she does not leave this week because the power of mass prayer isn't that good on short notice. And watching the show's desperate attempt to one day get Miley back was just funny? (What do you think TMOD was saying as the audio cut out? Does it even matter? We know it was stupid.) Way to sell out, Jacob.
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:31 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: Lauren Alaina" |
More and more, it looks like she's a packaged up pull-string doll out of the box, although she might sound better than one. Her performance was ok, but it felt like it was just one more week out of Lauren doing a song that she didn't really connect with. Provisional thumbs up, although she failed to fly on this one.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:28 PM (EST)
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84. "RE: VFTW pick" |
Justifiable. He didn't show it this week, but he's had some sculpture-worthy wreckage in the past.
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Maroonclown 5817 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-11, 09:44 PM (EST)
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88. "Antique Shoppe" |
MC looks around the Shoppe and sees that even though Jacob tried to do the Molly Maid thing, he really kinda sucks at housekeeping. It is very clear he was trying to attract Stevie and Slash. They would have none of it. Unfortunately he left nose prints on the bedroom window while MC was pre-occupied with her two little lodgers. Thankfully MC keeps up with her fitness routine. These two boys were quite, um, hmmmmm, active, over the last couple of nights. The boys can only be distracted by booze, sunshine and hammocks for so long before their loins start to scream for attention. She closes off the night as she ties on the French maid outfit and prepares wipe the windows clean and change the sheets. She pours a cup of tea and tries to figure out just which AI boy will join the club tomorrow night. She may just have to settle for Slash and Stevie. Not too bad in the grander scheme of things. MC wanders off to the front porch to think about her lodgers. Would it be fair to charge the rent when she could get so much more than paper bills from them? Oh hell yeah. She runs back into the Shoppe. "Hey Boys! strap on the um, never mind. Just mix up some beveradgies, pour momma a big one, grab some snackies, and let's head out to the backyard." Slash and Stevie look at each other. Why the hell not? The stupid producers won't let them near the last, little known females, so why the hell should they go to the press party after the show? Damn thing sucks big time. They can do the same thing here and at least get some results. MC changes into her comfy, flowie gown. Slash throws on his hat (she likes that) and Stevie dons an extra plushy velvet coat (with very little on underneath). The patio lanterns light up the country sky as giggles and laughter fill the backyard of the Antique Shoppe.
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04-21-11, 10:08 PM (EST)
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96. "RE: Antique Shoppe" |
You found a way to salvage the season of the Antique Shoppe!
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