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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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04-01-10, 10:01 AM (EST)
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"You've just been criticized!"
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How do you react?

A. Blank stare. 'Who am I? How did I get here? What does 'dawg' mean?'

B. Slow burn while steadily increasing the power of your Glare Of Death.

C. Laugh! Laugh! Everyone loves a clown with no self-awareness!

D. All-out confusion. 'I was just given two conflicting sets of directions, one comedy routine, and one foreign language. This is supposed to be helpful?'

E. Run, run, as fast as you can. They can't catch you, you're the gingerbread man!

F. Total! Nervous! Breakdooooown!

G. Plan sex with additional judge.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: You've just been criticized! mtb002 04-01-10 1
 RE: You've just been criticized! Tummy 04-01-10 2
   RE: You've just been criticized! cahaya 04-01-10 5
 RE: You've just been criticized! Glow 04-01-10 3
   RE: You've just been criticized! mindy23 04-01-10 4
   RE: You've just been criticized! cahaya 04-01-10 6

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mtb002 200 desperate attention whore postings
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04-01-10, 10:16 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
Which category does eating your guitar pick fall under, D or F?
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Tummy 3542 desperate attention whore postings
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04-01-10, 10:17 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
You forgot

H. Pretend you understand and agree with every single judge, even going so far as to converse and reiterate what was just said. Knowing all the while you'll do as you damn well please.

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04-01-10, 06:43 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
I. I just want to have fun.

And yes, this defense has shown up multiple times this season.

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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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04-01-10, 10:39 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
I would like to say B but I know myself better than that so I'm going with D followed by F. And possibly G.


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04-01-10, 06:27 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
I am a totally "H" all the way......seems that most of the contestants this season fit that category. EXCEPT those with major pimpage, who think that they are not going to be touched by the torched lips of the Simonator.

That person, who shall remain {Shioban} nameless, will fall into category, whichever combines dark, darting stares, that eventually turn to self-defeated tears of a clown (hoping no one's around). But, to add to the dismay, is now the backstage camera of doom that happens to catch every.single.emotion. that each contestant conveys. SO, in that case, it's better to just smile and hope you can remain teflon-like.


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04-01-10, 06:45 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: You've just been criticized!"
I would like to say B but I know myself better than that so I'm going with D followed by F. And possibly G.

Ok, which key was that again?

I'd say G sharp.

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