Blog Entry, 09/19/2008
Authored by: Ron "Blazer" Macklin, punkrockliveshereEven if my bar's theme is the whole punk rock scene, and even if my star bartender/manager is a pill-popping skirt chaser named Spike, I still sometimes have trouble filling the seats during the week. I have to talk some of my better bands into weeknight shows in order to get any signs of life in here other than alcoholics and down-on-their-luck girls who normally end up in the back room shouting, "Oh my God, Spike, yes!"
Some nights, that's the only noise in the bar. But Wednesdays are different around here. Spike being on the Race actually makes people want to gather and cheer like they're watching some kind of sporting event, and they practically are - it's called, "Let's see how many insane things our hometown punker can do and still stay in the Race."
I think the Race changed my favorite girl, though. She loves the tips and everything, but it's like there's something missing about her. There's something I just can't really explain. And no, she didn't suddenly decide to start dating guys, either - trust me, if she did, I'd be the first one asking, and I know she'd go for it. It's why I'm single at my age; the only women I can honestly say I've ever loved is a lesbian.
But the long, drawn-out smoke breaks are gone. She takes lunch and then goes and disappears for two hours, coming back almost a different person. And she's done something different with her hair, but that's nothing new; she has a different hairstyle every couple of weeks, it seems. The only thing that would shock me is if she lost the dye and let it grow.
I've asked her if she's using drugs, and she actually denies it. Normally, if she goes out and gets stoned, she'll tell me, but not this time. Something happened on the Amazing Race. I don't know what, and she says nothing happened, but I can't believe her.
Spike's like a daughter to me, and she describes me as the father she never had. Which is probably why my relationship with her is so messed up - we have the father-daughter thing, and we also have the fact that I'm in love with her and can't have her. Guess how trustworthy that makes me right now.
At least I know I can count on her - the new girl called off, so I guess Spike's got bar duty tonight. Maybe she'll play her favorite game, "Catch the Ecstasy Tablet in the Shot Glass And Swallow It With Bacardi." I'm so in love...
Back from commercial.
Tina (shouting and pointing): Get the f--- out of here, and if you're lucky, I won't kick your ass later! How does that--
Jim (cutting off Tina): Damnit, Tina, I'm fine. Get in the kart, will you?
Tina: Back off, Jim. Back the f--- off.
Jim glares at Tina, who glares at Alex, and he climbs in the go-kart.
Team confessional, Tina and Jim.
Tina: I was not happy with the way Alex was driving his go-kart, and I got very upset. I said something to Jim that was a little uncalled for, and I wish I could take it back.
Jim: No harm, no foul. We got through it just fine.
Cut to Tina and Jim completing the Detour; Jim stops the kart slowly and gets out with some difficulty.
Tina rushes over to him.
Tina: Are you OK? Can you make it?
Jim: Yeah, but if there's a Roadblock, you're doing it.
Tina: That's fine. Just tell me you're OK.
Jim: I'm OK.
Tina and Jim take their clue and leave the Autodromo.
Cut to Leilani and Kea beginning the Detour; Leilani is driving first.
Team confessional, Leilani and Kea.
Leilani: I had never driven a go-kart before, so I was really nervous.
Kea: Hey, I never drove one either, but it's just like a limo, except easier to handle and I cna drive like a maniac if I want.
Leilani: And you did.
Cut to Kea finishing up the Detour; both girls get out of the go-kart with ease and take their next clue.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Derek is lining up to block a shot from a Brazilian shooter.
The first kick is aimed at Derek's top left; he dives, but it goes in the net. Derek picks himself up off the groun and prepares for another shot.
(confessional) Derek: I looked at a task like this and thought, hey, I can do this, but I can't really jump all that well, and I'm a lot better at scoring goals than making saves. Plus, the net's huge in soccer.
Cut to Derek missing another shot from a different shooter.
Derek (picking himself up): Damn, this is hard.
Cut to Carrie and Dana, currently in third place, arricing at the stadium. Carrie opens the clue.
Carrie: Roadblock. Who's a wall?
Dana: If we're playing soccer, you better do it.
Carrie: I'm 37, Dana.
Dana: And I'm average height and need to lose weight.
Carrie: You're a natural in goal, then.
Dana: OK, I'll do it.
Team confessional, Carrie and Dana.
Dana: Carrie talked me into doing the Roadblock, and here's a five-six chubby little blonde from California who's never picked up a soccer ball in her life going against the best in the world.
Carrie: So I told her, if she blocked the shot, I'd buy her a hot fudge sundae at the Pit Stop.
Dana: Where were those promises when I was in school?
Carrie chuckles as Dana smiles.
Cut to Dana at one end of the field while Carrie stands and watches with Charlie.
Charlie: How come you're not doing it?
Carrie: I'm 37, Charlie. I'm too damn old.
Charlie: You're also eight feet tall and a natural athlete.
Carrie: Doesn't seem to be helping your son any.
Charlie: Maybe when he was training with his girlfriend, she should have had him play goalie.
Carrie (chuckling): No kidding.
Quick cut to both Derek and Dana missing kicks that both go in the net.
Carrie (to Charlie): She fought me on doing this Roadblock. She thinks a short, chubby girl can't do this sort of thing.
Charlie: Oh, come on. Dana's...voluptuous. She's not chubby.
Charlie turns to Dana.
Charlie (shouting at Dana): Who ate all the pies?
Cut to Dana stuffing a shot from a Brazilian shooter; as she does, the referee runs over and hands her the team's next clue.
Dana walks up to Charlie.
Dana (winking): Nice double entendre, hot shot.
(confessional) Dana: I wasn't bothered by Charlie's little crack at me; I know he was just trying to get inside my head. I just wish he didn't have to resort to stealing British soccer chants.
Cut to Carrie and Dana opening the clue.
Carrie: Travel to Pedra de Gavea. Warning, last team to check in may be eliminated.
Cut to Derek, who tries to block a high shot, but it goes over the crossbar. He turns to the referee, who shakes his head.
Derek: Damnit; I almost got out of here.
Another shooter lines up a shot, and it goes low and to Derek's right.
Derek dives and reaches out, getting his fingers on the bar.
The ball hits the goalpost and bounces out.
Derek pounds the ground in celebration and rushes to the referee to grab his clue.
Charlie and Derek, currently in third place, open their clue.
Derek: Travel to the Pit Stop, Pedra de Gavea.
Cut to a taxi arriving at the natural rock formation known as Pedra de Gavea. At the top, two people are standing almost at attention.
Hayley and Alexis depart the cab and grab their belongings; they escalate the rock, and, appearing not to be out of breath, reach the top. Phil is standing with a native Brazilian.
Greeter: Welcome to Rio de Janeiro.
Phil: Hayley and Alexis...
Phil smirks as he prepares to deliver the news.
Phil: ...you are team number ONE!
Hayley and Alexis high-five and embrace joyously.
Phil: Now I have some good news. As the winners of this leg of the Race, you have each won a home gym courtesy of Bowflex, which you can enjoy after the Race.
Hayley: So we can get even more buff.
Team confessional, Hayley and Alexis.
Alexis: I think that using the Fast Forward at this point will put us at the top of the pack and, if we keep up what we're doing, will keep us from falling.
Hayley: At this point, we can probably win every leg that there isn't another Fast Forward on, and at the end, we'll win the one that counts.
Cut to Spike and Jennifer arriving at the Roadblock. Spike opens the clue.
Spike: Who's a wall? I'll do it.
Cut to Ray and Jamal arriving at the Roadblock.
Ray: Roadblock. Who's a wall? I think that's you.
Jamal: All right; I got it.
Jamal runs inside to one goal while Spike is guarding another. Spike faces a shot that goes in.
Spike: Damnit, this s--- in my pockets is weighing me down.
Spike removes her boots and takes off her socks; she empties the contents of her pockets, which includes a chain, several body rings, two skull emblems, a spiked leather collar, four rolls of Life Savers candy, and a Red Bull.
Cut to Ray and Jennifer talking.
Ray: I suppose she can't get through the metal detector.
Jennifer: Not a chance.
A shooter kicks a ball to the top of the net Spike is guarding; she deflects it up and over with her fingertips.
She has to pause to put her boots on and stock her pockets again before receiving the next clue.
Spike and Jennifer, currently in fourth place, open their clue at a distance from Ray.
Jennifer: Travel to the Pit Stop, Pedra de Gavea. Warning, last team to check in may be eliminated.
Cut to Jeffrey and Bryan, currently in sixth place, arriving at the Roadblock.
Bryan: Who's a wall? Should I do this?
Jeffrey: I'm not doing it.
Cut to Bobby and Caroline at the Detour; Eric and Jessica are also on the track with them close behind. Bobby is driving, as is Jessica; bot hare on their second lap.
Caroline is hanging on for dear life as Bobby takes a turn suddenly; Jessica is trying desperately to catch up.
Bobby finishes first, and Jessica is several seconds behind, but both leave near each other after opening their clues.
Cut to outside the stadium, where Reggie and Dan are arriving.
Reggie: Roadblock. Who's a wall? It's your turn.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Bryan is in goal and Jamal has yet to stop a shot.
A shooter kicks directly at Jamal, but it bounces off his leg and goes in the net.
Jamal (stomping his foot angrily): Damn.
At the net Bryan is guarding, a kick misses the net.
The next shooter lines up, and he shoots directly at Bryan, who catches the ball but falls backward into the net.
Bryan spikes the ball and runs over toward the referee, who refuses him the clue.
Bryan (shouting): What? I stopped the ball? That's all I have to do! I--
Referee: You did not stay out of the net. That counts as a goal. Take your spot again.
Cut to Jeffrey.
Jeffrey (muttering): Idiot.
Cut to another shooter kicking a ball at Jamal.
Jamal stops the ball with an open palm, but it continues to roll toward the goal line.
However, it falls just short and does not cross the goal line.
Jamal runs to the referee, who hands him the next clue; Ray opens it.
Ray: Travel to Pedra de Gavea. And we made it ahead of that obnoxious bitch.
Jamal: Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Ray: I'd be worried if you didn't.
Cut to Dan running toward the goal; as he arrives, the first shoother lines up a shot and misses the net.
Dan (grumbling): Well, give me something I can catch, damnit.
Another shooter lines up to kick a ball at Bryan; it goes to his top left, but he reaches up and swats it away as if deflecting a basketball.
He pounds the ground with an open palm and shouts victoriously and then gets up and runs to the referee, who grudgingly hands over the clue.
Jeffrey: You're a f------ idiot.
Bryan: Shove it, woman.
Cut to the Pit Stop, where Phil is waiting with the greeter.
Walking up to the mat are Carrie and Dana, who take their place in front of Phil.
Phil: Carrie and Dana...you're team number two!
The two warmly and joyously embrace at the good news.
Close behind are Charlie and Derek, who arrive before Carrie and Dana depart.
Phil: Charlie and Derek...you're team number three!
Charlie and Derek exchange a flying chest bump and a high-five, and Charlie seems to clutch his back momentarily.
Charlie: And while you're here, Dana, I owe you an apology for that comment at the Roadblock.
Dana: No apology needed. Actually, Carrie and I were laughing about it the whole way here.
Charlie: Oh, well, in that case, I'm glad I could make your day.
Dana: Now you owe me and ice cream sundae.
Charlie: What, me?
Dana: You and Carrie each owe me one. Now come on. And I like extra hot fudge.
Cut to inside the stadium, where Dan is still trying to stop a shot.
A shooter kicks toward the top right; Dan reaches out with a flying leap and tips the ball away. It bounces off the goalpost and lands safely outside the net.
He lands awkwardly grabbing his arm, but he seems to run normally and goes to retrieve the next clue.
Reggie: You OK, Dan?
Dan: This is why I stick to the other kind of football.
Cut to Steve and Darius arriving at the Roadblock.
Darius: Roadblock. Who's a wall? It's my turn.
Cut to Alex and Elena at the Roadblock.
Alex: Who's a wall? I'll do this one.
Cut to Tina and Jim arriving at the Roadblock.
Tina: Who's a wall? I better be one. I hope your knee gets better.
Jim: It's fine; I'll put an ice pack on it.
Cut to inside the stadium, where Darius takes one net, Alex takes the other, and Tina is forced to wait.
Cut to outside the stadium, where Leilani and Kea are arriving.
Leilani: Who's a wall? I'll do it.
Cut to inside the stadium, where neither Darius nor Alex has blocked a shot; behind the nets, an official scorer has three red lights on at each net. Tina and Leilani wait patiently.
Leilani: So you're doing this one?
Tina: Yeah, I take it you are, too.
Leilani: Isn't Jim at athlete, though?
Tina: Jim played for the USC Trojans in college, but he tore a bunch of tendons in his knee and messed up his cartilage and couldn't play anymore.
Leilani: So can he do anything like this?
Tina: No; his knee's bugging him.
(confessional) Tina: I lied to the Hawaiians about Jim's knee. I told them he got hurt in a game. If I told them he was shot, it might be too much of a distraction, and Jim doesn't want people to know that.
Each shooter lines up for the fifth shot for Darius and Alex; the first four went in the net.
A shooter kicks at Darius; the ball goes in at the top left corner. A quick shot to Alex shows that he, too, could not stop a lower right-hand shot.
The referees motion Tina and Leilani onto the field; Darius and Alex back off.
A shooter takes the first shot at Leilani; it's aimed right at her, and she deflects it off her knee away from the goal.
She cheers and pumps her fist, as does Kea; the two take their next clue, currently in eighth place.
Leilani (to Darius and Alex): That's how we do it in Hawaii.
Darius runs toward the net as Tina takes another shot and cannot stop it.
Cut to the Pit Stop, where another team is arriving. Approaching the mat are Spike and Jennifer; Spike is noticeably wearing the collar she took out of her pocket at the Roadblock.
Phil: Spike and Jennifer...you're team number four!
Spike high-fives Jennifer, who returns the high-five gleefully.
Phil: Nice collar, Spike.
Spike: Thanks, Phil. You want one?
Phil: It doesn't go with the rest of my wardrobe.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Tina is on her fourth shot and Darius his third.
A shooter lines up for Darius; the shot goes in the net. Darius slaps his knee in frustration.
Cut to Jim talking to Alex.
Jim: Listen, I'm sorry Tina went off like that at the racetrack. I'm fine, you didn't hurt me, and we're cool, I hope.
Alex: I didn't think I was that close to you, and I had no idea you had knee problems.
Jim: Yeah, Tina tries to baby me with that knee, but I usually get by just fine. She's really protective, and I guess I am, too.
Alex: I understand. I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Jim: I know.
Cut to Tina on her last shot before Alex is sent back in; the shooter tries for the top of the net, and Tina smacks it down with both hands.
She gets up with little emotion, dusts herself off, and accepts the clue from the referee, opening it carefully.
Tina: Travel to Pedra de Gavea. Warning, last team to check in may be eliminated.
Alex runs to the net; Darius frustratedly lets a ball slip through his hands into the net. He stomps his foot in anger and slaps the goalpost.
Another shooter takes a shot at him; it's to his right, and he dives, smacking the ball down to the ground. He angrily cheers and throws the ball into the air as the referee gives him the clue, which he forcefully rips out of the referee's hands.
Cut to the Pit Stop, where Ray and Jamal are arriving.
Phil: Ray and Jamal...you are the fifth team to arrive.
Both Ray and Jama give a stunned expression, not sure what happened.
Phil: However, you violated the rule against making flight arrangements for another team. You booked tickets for Carrie and Dana when they were not in your presence. The penalty for that is 30 minutes, starting now.
Ray and Jamal step to the side as a timer reading "30:00" begins to tick down.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Alex is facing a shot from another shooter. It misses the net. Elena waits on the sideline nervously and alone.
Cut to outside the stadium, where Bobby and Caroline are arriving.
Caroline: Roadblock. Who's a wall? I got this.
Caroline enters the stadium and immediately takes a spot in net.
A quick cut to Alex shows another shot missing the net.
Cut to outside the stadium, where Eric and Jessica, currently in last place, arrive at the Roadblock.
Eric: Roadblock. Who's a wall? You can do it.
Jessica: I hope you're right.
Cut to the Pit Stop, where Jeffrey and Bryan are arriving.
Phil: Jeffrey and Bryan...you're team number five!!
Close behind them are Reggie and Dan, who are wearing pig noses.
Phil: Reggie and Dan...you're team number six!
Jeffrey: Take those stupid noses off. You look like idiots.
Reggie and Dan let out pig snorts in unison as they laugh at Jeffrey's request.
A quick shot of Ray and Jamal shows that there is 20:41 left on their penalty.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Alex is facing another shot while Caroline has yet to stop one.
A low shot is directed at Alex; he slides and kicks it away, and it does not reach the net. He pumps his fist and runs to Elena, who is waiting for him on the sideline.
At this time, Jessica runs in and takes his place in goal. Shots to Carolie and Jessica both go in the net.
Cut to the Pit Stop, where Leilani and Kea are arriving. They run past Ray and Jamal, who are appearing more frustrated.
Jeff: Leilani and Kea...you're team number seven!
The sisters embrace each other as a frustrated Jamal shows more signs of rage. The time left on their penalty is 13:01.
Soon, Tina and Jim arrive at the Pit Stop. Jim is noticeably hobbling and clutching his knee.
Phil: Tina and Jim...you're team number eight!
Tina gives no reaction; Jim winces in pain.
Phil: Jim, is your knee OK?
Jim: Yeah; I'll be fine.
Tina: Come on, Jim; we need some ice for that. Get it elevated.
Jim: Yes, mother.
Tina: That's "Doctor Mother" to you.
The time on Ray and Jamal's penalty is 2:18. At that time, Steve and Darius arrive.
Phil: Steve and Darius...you're team number nine!
They exchange a high-five and some raucous cheers.
As the time ticks to 22 seconds, another team arrives, angering Jamal.
Phil: Alex and Elena...you're team number ten!
Elena wraps her arms around Alex's neck; for the first time, she kisses him. He appears to kiss back, though more apprehensively.
Phil motions Ray and Jamal over, indicating that he can check them in.
Phil: Ray and Jamal...you're team number eleven!
Jamal angrily walks away as Ray flashes a cold stare at him.
Cut to the Roadblock, where Caroline and Jessica have both failed to stop a shot.
Each contestant has a shooter lined up; they both kick directly at them.
Jessica catches the ball, drops it, and falls back into the net.
Caroline deflects it to the side.
The referees indicate that they are both able to get their next clues; Jessica rejoins Eric and takes the clue, and Caroline rejoins Bobby.
Eric: Travel to Pedra de Gavea--
Bobby: Travel to Pedra de Gavea--
Eric: Warning, last team to check in may be eliminated.
Cut to Eric and Jessica, currently in twelfth place, in a taxi.
Eric: We need to get to Pedra de Gavea, and go fast, please. It's important.
Jessica: We need this. Please hurry.
The two taxis are shown jostling for position; however, Eric and Jessica's taxi is shown making a turn while Bobby and Caroline's goes straight.
Eric: Are you taking us a faster way?
Driver: Yes; this is faster.
Team confessional, Eric and Jessica.
Eric: At that point, I knew our driver's way wasn't faster.
Jessica: We were either screwed or we had to do something big to catch up.
Cut to a taxi arriving at the rock formation; it is not clear who was inside.
Soon after, another taxi arrives; the time between the two was relatively close.
Cut to Phil standing with the greeter facing the direction from which the Racers arrive.
Walking toward the mat to check in twelfth...
...are Bobby and Caroline.
They take their place on the mat.
Phil (softly and sadly): Bobby and Caroline...
The two Racers wring their hands anxiously.
Phil: ...you're team number twelve!
Caroline cheers and Bobby pumps his fist.
Phil: You're still in the Race. Are you happy to be in the Race now?
Caroline: Absolutely. It's a new lease on life here in Rio.
Cut to Eric and Jessica arriving at the Pit Stop.
Greeter: Welcome to Rio de Janeiro.
Eric and Jessica: Thank you.
Phil: Eric and Jessica...
He looks at them with solemnity.
Phil: ...you are the last team to arrive.
He pauses momentarily as Eric looks down.
Phil: I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the Race.
Team confessional, Eric and Jessica.
Jessica: We made a costly mistake, and it cost us. If we had just run the Race normally, we wouldn't be here.
Eric: At least we got to go to Rio, though, and we got to get out and enjoy life. I treasure this time I had here as much as I did the time with Jessica in the Big Brother house.
Jessica: This is not the end for me and Eric. We found love, and we will be together for a long time, I think.
Eric: We have a few things to work out, but it's worth it for Jessica.
A quick shot of a disappointed Eric and Jessica flashes right before the screen fades to black and the credits begin to roll.
Phil (voice-over): Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
The screen cuts to commercial.
Episode 2: Elimination Station Summary
Authored by: Dr. Rage
We open right out in front of the villa; the first opening sequence took place in Antonio B. Won Pat International Airport, the largest airport in Guam. Debra and Bob were flown from Port Lockroy to Santiago by helicopter, as all teams were; from there, they were flown commercially to Guam and transported by van to a villa along the coast of Guam.
The first days at the villa were not particularly eventful unless you count two 50-somethings watching movies in their underwear "eventful." There's almost no drama between Debra and Bob; they're a perfect couple, they never seem to fight badly, and they're compatible in every way. They're the rare couple that can stay together all the time and not get sick of each other. Translation: snoozer.
That all changes when the van pulls up with the next team to be eliminated. As they walked up to greet the team (fully dressed, we might add; Debra isn't bad-looking for 55, but greeting a team half naked isn't usually the way to go) the cyclist couple was expecting to see Bobby and Caroline and were prepared to run for the hills after putting in a token greeting.
Debra and Bob received a bittersweet surprise when the Big Brother couple, Eric and Jessica, stepped out of the van.
As Debra greeted Jessica, she started to sob; Jessica attempted to comfort her, as did Bob, but with limited success. She explained that it was tough seeing one of their favorites out so early, but she was happy to get to spend some time with a pair of Racers that she was particularly fond of.
Over dinner, Debra gushed about Eric and Jessica and how they made such a "cute couple." She even continued on to say that she was so happy to see them in the Race that she didn't even notice "that other team that joined us in San Juan," indicating that they didn't watch Survivor: All-Stars II, that Charlie wasn't as great as everyone thought, and that Derek was a fool for letting Danni back in his life after what she did on the show.
The next day, the teams hung out at the pool for a lot of the day; Bob, in an apparent disregard for the fact that there was another team at the villa, showed up in his boxers and did a cannonball into the pool while a stunned Eric and Jessica looked on.
Eric one-upped him by donning Jessica's black dress and doing a belly-smacker into the pool. Jessica panicked initially, but Eric assured her that the dress would dry normally.
Unimpressed, Jessica put on Eric's favorite jeans and T-shirt and dived headfirst into the pool. When she came up, Eric was laughing and applauding, making it clear that Jessica wasn't getting to him.
Later in the day, Eric and Jessica taught Debra and Bob how to play beer pong. Not being drinkers, Debra and Bob substituted Coca-Cola for beer and picked the game up very quickly. Bob jokes that the loser "has to eat slop for a week." Jessica takes the bet as long as it's for only a day and not a week.
Eric takes a jar of an unknown food out of the pantry and writes "SLOP" in big letters on it. They set the jar on the counter and begin to play the high-stakes game.
Eric and Jessica win easily; Debra can't sink a ball and blames nerves.
However, to her surprise, withn the jar, instead of slop, there are several small packages of snack food. Bob says that he can live off that for a day.
Both teams think that Bobby and Caroline are coming next, and they immediately begin to joke about getting them a room at the Motel 6.
Back from commercial.
Phil (voice-over): On the next episode of the Amazing Race...a previously-seen twist has a new wrinkle.
Cut to a shot of the U-Turn in the dark with no one around it.
Phil (voice-over): Bobby gets a new attitude.
Bobby: No more being lazy. Enough screwing around. It's time to take them down.
Phil (voice-over): And Spike gets into it with Jennifer.
Jennifer (shouting): You can't make decisions! You suck at everything!
Spike (shouting back): That's real nice to tell the only reason we're still in it, princess!
Voice-over: Stay tuned for an all new CSI: Miami coming up next.
Fade to black.
Order of finish:
1. Hayley and Alexis, 1:49 pm
2. Carrie and Dana, 2:02 pm
3. Charlie and Derek, 2:03 pm
4. Spike and Jennifer, 2:06 pm
5. Jeffrey and Bryan, 2:17 pm
6. Reggie and Dan, 2:18 pm
7. Leilani and Kea, 2:25 pm
8. Tina and Jim, 2:32 pm
9. Steve and Darius, 2:35 pm
10. Alex and Elena, 2:37 pm
11. Ray and Jamal, 2:38 pm
12. Bobby and Caroline, 2:53 pm
13. Eric and Jessica, 2:54 pm