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magic_star 2400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 01-01-04, 09:24 PM (EST) "WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year Number 10... Give a big huge kiss to Saddam Hussein. It's his strategy to win the Gay Rights Activists' votes. Number 9... Eat his chunky soup. Then, throw a football down a White House hall and hope the ball travels more than three feet. Number 8... Write his first document of the year, "Amaricah wil when the wor on tarerisim." Number 7... Meet up with his election supervisor. His plan for the future: Become prime minister of France. Number 6... Take a trip to Antarctica. He was told no president had ever done that before. Number 5... Take a million American soldiers to his ranch in Texas. There's enough room for all of them. Number 4... Ask NASA to allow him to go in space. He would like to get friendly with the Russians at the space station. Number 3... Address the senate, "Will you please give me a raise in my salary? I could really make good use of the money, I plan to write my own book, 'Dying History: Do Not Vote for Hillary Clinton'." Number 2... Audition for American Idol. Simon Cowell states to him, you are the worst president, I mean singer, in American history. And the Number 1 thing The President will do in the new year... Turn on his TV and every channel has Rush Limbaugh on it, every second of the day.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The Pr... Wheezy 01-02-04 1  RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The Pr... FarmBoy 01-02-04 2  RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The Pr... Drive My Car 01-02-04 3  RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The Pr... L82LIFE 01-05-04 4  RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The Pr... Superman 01-06-04 5

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-02-04, 10:45 AM (EST) 1. "RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" Bah ha ha!!! Thanks Star! My favorites-- numbers 8, 3, and 2. Wheeeza   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

FarmBoy 2618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 01-02-04, 11:38 AM (EST) 2. "RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" "eat his chuncky soup" <giggle> Hilarious Top 10! Bovinated BR549- An Original Draco Masterpiece I'd stick my left foot in, but I've got a kilt on.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-02-04, 01:22 PM (EST) 3. "RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" LOL! Very funny stuff Star! Thanks for the laugh Hon!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-05-04, 03:32 PM (EST) 4. "RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" LMAO! Very funny stuff, Magic. I loved this one: Meet up with his election supervisor. His plan for the future: Become prime minister of France. Bwwwaaahahahaha.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Superman 3152 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 01-06-04, 10:59 AM (EST) 5. "RE: WSC3 (HU) Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New Year" Heeeeeee! Superman <---- loves TopTens Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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