LAST EDITED ON 01-29-03 AT 01:57 AM (EST)I think I've included enough for both sides that even the fixated, "Bush is a moron" propoganda-eating liberals should be happy. and actually the anti-Bush ones are probably funnier, because I tried to base the others off of stuff that was actually real and observations from the speech. If you don't like them, I don't care 
I wrote them in like 10 minutes)
Number 10.
Joe and Hilary sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
(what was up with THAT?!?)
Number 9.
You say New-clee-er, I say New-cue-lar, let's call the whole thing off.
(for Spidey)
Number 8.
According to the plan I've developed on my new Civilization III game, we should be able to wipe out the Iraqis with 2 dozen archers and 6 heavy cavalry within the next 35 turns. Oh wait, those are the Iroquois.
(eh, there are Arabs and Babylonians in the game too, but whatever 
)
Number 7.
Would somebody please wake Tedward up? Tell him there's appetizers or something.
(Tedward is my mocking name for good ol' Teddy Kennedy, a more disagreeable man I've never seen. Well, never's a strong word...)
Number 6.
Kim Jung Il, huh? I'll have to remember that one for Scrabble night.
(Can you imagine that and "subliminabable" on triple word scores? YOWZA!)
Number 5.
"Mr. Speaker...(line?)"
(How does one get to be sergeant-at-arms anyway? Looks like a nice gig 
)
Number 4.
Evil is as evil does.
(damn I hate Forrest Gump)
Number 3.
Saddam, meet your new human sheild, Al Gore.
(So dense no munitions can penetrate!)
(Two birds with one stone!)
Number 2.
Hey Ms. Pelosi, don't shake your head at me b!tch!!
(I so wanted to see that one)
And the Number 1 Thing we didn't get to hear in the State of the Union address:
Your ass is mine Saddam!
(oh wait, we did get to hear that )
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