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"WSC2 (PN)-The Big Game"
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"WSC2 (PN)-The Big Game" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-20-03 AT 07:38 PM (EST)This one is a little silly, but I hope you all have fun with it. Everybody who signed the permission thresd is in it (and one special Dawgie, too). If I left anybody out, it was not done intentionally, and I apologize.
The Big GameThe SB Superbowl was well underway,
all trash talk was done-it was time to play!
The announcer’s voice rattled the stucco,
what else would you expect from a girl named Echo?
The crowd was in a frenzy, end game was near.
Schnookie and Sophie were starting to cheer.
Nailbone’s Bye Week team was in the lead,
And he didn’t think Bebo’s Bubbas had enough speed.
But Bebo knew her coaching job was on the line.
Ayak the owner liked her, but he may change his mind.
So she pulled her team together for one last attempt.
“The game is not over until the final second is spent.”
Then with the fierceness of a general marching into war,
“Get your butts in gear and don’t stop until you score!”
Katem was the first to respond to her cry,
“That Texan needs a whoopin’ that I’ll gladly supply.”
When the Bubba’s took the field, their cheerleaders were clappin’
Esbea and GeorgiaBelle knew something was about to happen.
Bye Week teams' defense was ready to rock.
“We can’t make any GUFUs,” said Dabo’s Woodstock.
Lined up face to face, they all started to brag.
Rudy, the ref, was ready to throw a flag.
The play clock ticked down as Sheila snapped the ball.
Sleeeve dropped back to pass, time seemed to crawl.
He looked to the left, Swami was covered by DJ.
But when he looked right, Dawg was ready for the play.
Sleeeve had to hurry, Pepe was coming in for the sack.
Then Pepe saw Pene and he *swooned* on his back.
The pass was thrown hard; it really was a zoomer.
But at the last second, it was picked off by Boomer.
The Bye Weeks on the sidelines, Strider and PapaBear
jumped off the bench and put their hands in the air.
On the Bubbas’ sidelines, they were stunned and dazed.
Asrai was crying, even Sherpa’s eyes were glazed.
But the play wasn’t over, not by any stretch,
for there on her broom, they spotted Frau Hexe.
She swept down and took the ball from his hands,
to the delight of Moonbaby and Survivorerist-her two biggest fans.
Frau’s broom was out of gas, but it was fourth down.
So she tossed a lateral pass to Rebel Crown.
MagicStar was running toward Rebel and her crown was starting to slide.
Magic wanted the ball-he wouldn’t be denied.
As the crown slid further down, she could no longer see.
Then she lost the ball and it was picked up by Bye Team’s Bucky.
Bucky ran down the field at a slow, steady jog.
Suddenly he was attacked by Blacknwhitedog.
Meemo, the commisioner looked on from the stands,
"This game," he said, "has gotten way out of hand."
BWD ran toward a Bubba’s score, Oh My Heck!
Until she ran straight into Tech.
Tech took the ball back with her smile in place.
Then Mon Cherie sprayed perfume in her face.
Not wanting to be tackled, Mon tossed the ball to True,
who was headed for a goal until Wheezy barfed on her shoe.
SilverGirl was so mad, she whacked Wheezy with her tail.
The ball flew into the air and it started to sail.
Superman flew up; the ball had reached great heights.
Then he was blinded by Northern Lights.
Tink was the closest, but she was too small,
so she batted it to Kyngsladye so the Bubbas could win it all.
AnotherKim was waiting for the ball to come KL’s way.
The two redheads started fighting-who would save the day?
The stadium was roaring, on the edge of their seats,
the announcers, fans, owners, coaches, and athletes.
Then IceCat stood up, tired of watching his friends fight.
He had an idea and he knew he was right.
“Nailbone’s team may be ahead, but the Bubba’s may have gotten a score.”
“But I’m so sick of the poor playing, I can’t take any more!”
So he pounced on the ball and popped it with his claw.
“This game,” he declared, “will have to end in a draw!”
SS the league commisioner called for a review,
which Rudy the ref dutifully agreed to do;
when flying bottles of beer blinded his eye,
he had to agree the game was a tie!
Edited to add RR and SS's wonderful addition!
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01-20-03, 04:35 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: WSC2 (PN)-The Big Game" |
Oh, L8, you rock! You had me rolling so hard! This has got to be one of my favorite stories of all time. Woohoo!
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01-23-03, 03:10 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: WSC2 (PN)-The Big Game" |
Great story L8.But one unresolved issue. You realize that including SS in the story has made my role irrelevant? I, Meemo, was originally cast as the commissioner of the league. To then refer to SS as the commissioner, is just well....wrong *throws his best manly hissy-fit* So...is it SS....or is it me?
Really loves RR, SS, and L8, and hates that it has come down to this  )
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01-20-03, 08:10 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: WSC2 (PN)-The Big Game" |
Woo Hoo!!!!! Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are too much--Way To Go L8!!! 
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Oohhh...this is such a fun read! Thanks L8!
