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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"WSC2(RP) Ode to Wheezy"
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"WSC2(RP) Ode to Wheezy" |
Preface: I had trouble figuring out where to post this. Persona narrative? Humor? Well I'm here because it is probably the only rhymed verse I will ever produce. I was forced to write it because Her Wheeziness, the most natural DAW I have ever come across, demanded it. What could I do ?Ode to Wheezy One morning we woke
to a poster who spoke
sending shout outs to
all she surveyed. "I am new!" first she cried.
"I am lonely" she tried.
Then her whacking
true self she betrayed. So we all learned this chorus
to the Wheezy before us:
Geez, a cheezy Wheezy breeze did seize us!
Freezy, geezy, Wheezy tease us! Complacent we got
'cause she posted a lot
with her hamsters
who dance, barf, and played. She saw fit to warn
she came looking for porn.
Disappointed?
It seems that she stayed. So we all learned this chorus
to the Wheezy before us:
Geez, a cheezy Wheezy breeze did seize us!
Freezy, geezy, Wheezy tease us!
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01-15-03, 06:59 AM (EST)
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Techie, Techie, Techie.Thank you for not using the word 'sleazy'! You are so good to me! Yes, I am laughing. *waves* *whacks Tech*  The Barfster. Courtesy of IceCat, who truly can do anything
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01-15-03, 07:08 PM (EST)
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glue, moo, renew, plugh, orange ...*grumbles* zoo, Ballou, flue, whew ! I'll see what I can do. 
"Half of Tech's charm is that sometimes I have no idea what she's talking about" -- True
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01-15-03, 08:32 PM (EST)
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Tech is quickly edging out Wheezy as my new hero! Great poem, sweetie!
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01-16-03, 12:26 PM (EST)
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Why Echo, don't you remember--we did one together for Tech. Tech Tech Bo Bech
Banana Fana Fo Feck
Fee Fi Oh HECK!
Tech!!! She really loves that one. 
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